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100+ Other Words for Boobs, Breasts and Bosoms

This may come as a surprise to some of you, but here at Flappr we, every now and then. . . write about female human breasts. We never intend to write about boobs in an exploitative fashion - no, our brand of investigative journalism is more research based. We consider bosoms, we analyze bosoms, we celebrate bosoms.


In doing so, it became necessary to find ways to describe these dense dairy dumplings. We believed it to be gauche and uncouth to refer to mammaries as "boobies" or other similar, common, analogues.


No, no, that's not our style.


In furtherance of this effort, we looked for ways to capture the essence of how enamored we are with these essential elegant weasel-easels. Our solution? When possible, we come up with unique descriptors for each set of pillowy pleasure pontoons that grace the pages of our website. Sometimes the term are weight or girth related, like fair-sized feeders. Sometimes the term aligns to a subject's place of origin, like Copenhagen casabas. Sometimes, the term describes a characteristic about the person, like Leninist lactaters.


Well, over the three-plus years of running this website, we've come up with several alternative words for boobs, breasts and bosoms - enough terms for us to assemble this Glossary of Glands for your use and enjoyment.


Why say "look at those big tits" when you can say "look at those Bewitching Button-Busters?"


Some things are worth celebrating. Some things are worth the extra effort.

Without further ado, please enjoy Flappr's Manual of Mammary Related Metonyms.

 
Alternative Words for Boobs
Last updated: May 10, 2024

Bantam Weight Buttercups

BFTs (Big Fake Tits)

Blouse Bunny Brett

Bodacious Bolt-Ons

Bodacious Shoulder Boulders of Boulder, Colorado

 

"AOC might be a midwitted Marxist, but she does have great Bolshevik Bazoombas"

 

Butterface-Bazongas

Certified-Organic-Sweater-Stretchers

Chitty-Titty Chin-Bangers

Dairy-Endowed Debutant

Dense Dairy Dumplings

Elder Earmuffs

Elizabethan Era Erector Perfectors

Essential Elegant Weasel-Easels

Evansville Eye-Gougers

 

"Paige Spiranac was a proud patriotic woman who proudly showcased her Frolicking Funbags of Freedom"

 

Gorgeous Greenhorn Globes

Grade-A Nippopotamous

Grand Canyons

Hallowed Heavies in Hollywood

Heart Pounding Hindenburgs

Horse-Faced Howitzers

Humble Honeydew Headrests

Lauren's Large Luscious Liberty Bells

Lilliputian Lactoids

Lovely Lot of Luscious Legal Lactators

Mace's Mountain Dews

Machiavellian Milk Fountain Maneuver

 

Nancy Mace Big Boobs

"Nippopotamus Nancy worked with Democrats to unseat the Speaker of the House in a move that many have called the 'Machiavellian Milk Fountain Maneuver.'

 

Massive Montezuma Maracas

Milker'd-Marxist-Movie-Maven

Norse-Nippled-NumNums

Pendulous Paleolithic Pleasure Palloncinos

 

"Many people argue that Abby Shapiro should've won Flappr's 2021 Milker of the Year Award, but she was pregnant and her Curvaceous Conservative Cantaloupes were fueled with performance enhancing pregnancy hormones (or PEDoubleDs, if you will). So, that wouldn't have been fair."

 

Pygmy Peepers

RINO-Rod-Raisers

Sweater Sirloins

Sweater-Stretching Star of the Silver Screen

Switch-Hitting Super Mamio Sister

Tantalizing Tig Ol Bitties

 


"Sydney's Tantalizing Tig Ol' Bitties made her the talk of Tinsel Town and earned her honorable mention in Flappr's 2023 Milkers of the Year award!"

 

Titillating Tabernacles

Top-Heavy-Temptress

Tremendous Set of Tuscaloosa Torpedoes

Wondering Wizarding Watermelons

5 Comments


Doing great work here. I will do my best to use these on a daily basis.

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Honestly, this is what College level English Lit classes should be.

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Guest
Jun 22, 2023

Excellent

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Guest
Jun 21, 2023

Does this guy have a job or does he just stare at dictionaries and boobs all day?

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Guest
Jun 21, 2023
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What if staring at dictionaries and boobs all day IS his job? Legend.

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