Local MILF Bullied For Being Hot

Today is Thursday, Rome is burning while our nominal, demented, leader nearly gaffes the United States into WW3, celebrates the irreversible, voluntary mutilation of children and his Chief of Staff insults your intelligence by heralding the release of a "HISTORIC" amount of oil from our reserves because the administration refuses to unleash American energy independence.


Anyways, here at Flappr, we're intent on covering stories that uplift, stories that inspire, and stories that YOU care about. . . like the story of Jen, a Milktastic 31-year-old MILF, mother of one, stepmother of two, who has recently suffered bullying from others because of her hotness.


Apparently, Jen and her family were featured on an episode of My Extraordinary Family, a show I didn't know existed, where Jen shared the trauma she endures from haters that are jealous of her hotness:

If you sat through that entire clip and didn't shed a tear over the bravery displayed by this bearer of bewitching button-busters, then I'm sorry, you don't have a soul.


She's a good mom who just likes to "dress like the young girls" and likes to "feel sexy" because that’s her "vibe.” Yet to a local and online community of Karens, Jen's display of her winsome watermelons is "inappropriate" given that she's a mother.


More specifically, according to Jen, she feels judged by others and is sometimes criticized because " they think I’m a mom, I have sons, I shouldn’t be showing this[.]" Hmph, last I checked it wasn't a crime to want your lifestyle to match your "vibe", you overly judgmental jerks!


Thankfully, Jen remains undeterred and has a message for those who judge her (which apparently includes her in-laws) based on the way she looks and the clothes (or lack thereof) she wears:

“Haters motivate me. They make me want to continue to blossom into the person that I am. And if I’m confident, mind your business.”

YOU HEAR THAT HATERS!!!! YOU'RE ONLY MOTIVATING JEN!!! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BRING THIS COURAGEOUS WOMAN OR HER BODACIOUS BOLT-ONS TO HEEL!

Heroism comes in all shapes and sizes.


Perhaps what has endeared me to Jen is that she seems like kind of a throwback, a woman who married a wealthy man 12 years her senior, who loves her husband, Stephen, not because she's a gold digger, but "because she loves him".


Moreover, in era of enormous asses and shrinking cup sizes, this Marvelous MILF defied convention and upgraded her nature-given-num-nums to full on BFTs.


Now, as I've said in the past, big or small, real of fake, All Milkers Matter - but there is something kind of refreshing about seeing a beautiful mom pull off the comically large, Pamela Anderson-esque, I decided to go with Honey Dew size look.


In a world where people want to tell you that boys are girls, girls are boys, we can't define girls or boys and morbid obesity is healthy under the guise of "body positivity", be someone who cares about how they live, how they look and strives for self-improvement.


Be a Jen, who is just living her life, loving her husband, being a good mom to her kids and looking positively MILFy in the process.


You can follow Jen on Instagram and TikTok - where she shares MILF-positivity content like this:


We salute you, Jen. We salute MILFs everywhere. We will stand with you. We will be #MILFStrong


Happy Thursday and God Bless America.


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