The nipple is essential to assessing the allure of bosoms. When it comes to the beauty of a breast, nipples are as important as the size, shape, and density of a given set. This is not to say that a pair of mind-blowing brassiere busters suddenly become undesirable if the bumps around the areola (called Montgomery Tubercles, named after that lucky SOB, William Montgomery, an Irish physician and obstetrician) are a little . . . extra bumpy. No, all bosoms are amazing, but we CANNOT ignore the...

The 2025 Milkers of the Year Awards blog was a rousing success, racking up over a MILLION impressions on X and over 250,000 link clicks. It's the most viewed thing I've ever written (I think?), yet writing the 2025 Milkers of the Year Awards proved harder than I expected. Actually, that’s putting it mildly. Writing the 2025 Milkers of the Year Awards fucking sucked. The inspiration was there, but funneling it through my fingers and onto the page was shitty. Painful. Awful. The words didn’t...

CLICK TO READ THE AWARDS | MOMMY MILKY DIVISION  | VINTAGE MILK VESSELS  | | ROOKIE OF THE YEAR  |  IBTC DIVISION  | | CMOTY DIVISION  | MOST TALKED ABOUT MILKERS  | | BREAST IN SHOW (MILKERS OF THE YEAR)  | Folks, it’s that time of year again. Time for our annual Jubilee of Jugs , where we Marvel at the Mightiest of Melons , Tout the Titans of Titillation , Recognize Rod-Raising Royalty , and Crown the most Captivating of Cannons . It’s the 2025 Milkers of the Year Awards, and this year...