Today is Friday and Rome is burning while our nominal, demented, leader works with his allies in the media to change the definitions of "recession" and "inflation reduction", our elected officials work to make our current recession worse and CCP Media apparatchiks suggest shooting down Nancy Pelosi's plane if she tries visits Taiwan.
But if you're looking for more doom and gloom, you can go read Politico, where they're crying about how Republicans refuse to talk to the media these days. Folks, , , if we're being honest here - not only should Republicans continue to ice out the media, the next Republican President should declare fake news a national emergency, suspend the writ of habeas corpus and throw all of them in jail
But I digress. . . that's not what you came here to read and here at Flappr, we're intent on covering stories that uplift, stories that inspire, and stories that YOU care about!
Like the story of Baywatch alum and certified MILF, Donna D'Errico, who was recently bullied online by TROLLS who told told her that she was "too old", "desperate" and "seeking attention" for posting this video of herself on Instagram:
A beautiful, feminine, woman clad in stars and stripes, singing God Bless the USA with her Pendulous Paragons of Patriotism proudly celebrating our founding and our freedoms.
This might be the most patriotic video I've ever seen in my entire life. Donna D'Errico puts the MILF in "Man I Love Freedom".
I'm sorry if you disagree, but this is exactly what George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Herbie Hancock imagined when they founded this country.
But these fucking TROLLS, man. . . they make me so angry!
How dare these contemptuous Karens torment this milktastic MOTHER of two?!? It was the FOURTH OF JULY and some of us actually love this country!
Who the fuck do these people think they are?
Time for a reality check, trolls! Y'all are just salty because Donna is 54-years-old, has abs you can scrub clothes on and two Bountiful Buoys of Saline Superiority (we're assuming these are BFTs, given D'Errico's otherwise slender frame). Or, in other words, she looks amazing, these angry white women bullies are just very envious of Donna and her love of country.
It's not a very good look for them. Yet, Ms. D'Errico is a hero and would not let these communists deter her from being extremely hot online, posting this photo last week in response:
True to her American values, DD'Errico (intentional mispelling for comedic purposes) said in her caption that "I can actually wear and do literally whatever I want" and "[o]n that note, here is me in a bikini squatting on a coffee table.”
Take, that commies!
On why she decided to clap back online, D'Errico shared these thoughts with Fox News
Strangers in public or haters online, so many women just seem to love tearing other women down. It affected me pretty badly over time. No matter how great I felt about how I looked when I left the house, if I got photographed while out I’d be absolutely torn to shreds by mostly women making fun of everything about me in online comments.
When asked what advice she would give to other women who want to wear a bikini but are worried about what others may think, D’Errico replied, "Good Lord just wear it."
Did you see that? She is encouraging MILFs worried about wearing bikinis to "just wear it". I mean, not only does Donna wield a Tremendous Set of Tuscaloosa Torpedoes, this Alabama native also wields a tremendous sense of duty to her country and her fellow MILFs.
A shining example of Buxom Bravery, if I've ever seen one.
In fact, it was D'Errico's Curvaceous Courage in overcoming her trolls that inspired this website to found our first ever charitable venture, our fake 501(c)(3) - The Flappr Sanctuary for Bullied MILFs:
Fearlessness (and thousands of dollars of your donations), like that shown by Donna D'Errico, is the only way we will end the pandemic of the bullied MILFs.
We need to be strong for MILFs like Donna, who just want to look sexy and celebrate America in outfits that highlight their Funbags of Freedom.
We need to be #MILFStrong.
Happy Friday. Cloth Off. Have a great weekend and God Bless America.