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bartleby

Aug 30, 2022
5 min

House of the Dragon Review (Ep 1-2)

This review will be somewhat of a coming out for me (no, not like that). It may come as a shock to many of you, but I possesses nerdy...

bartleby

Aug 17, 2022
3 min

Sundress Nationalism

Ah yes. . . the sundress. That flowy, lightweight symbol of summertime that highlights curves and has pitched more tents than the...

Flappr's Way-Too-Early NFL Predictions for the 2022 Season (NFC North)

bartleby

Aug 12, 2022
8 min

Flappr's Way-Too-Early NFL Predictions for the 2022 Season (NFC North)

Editor's Note: This blog is part of a series Flappr's Way-Too-Early NFL Predictions for 2022 Season. To read our previews for the other...

bartleby

Aug 11, 2022
1 min

Flappr For People Too Lazy To Read Flappr: Fuck Fishing

In effort to bring the blogs to YOU, we're introducing "Flappr For People Too Lazy To Read Flappr". Imagine that, written blogs in video...

Bosomy Baywatch Beauty Bullied For Brandishing Bolt-Ons In Bikini

bartleby

Jul 29, 2022
3 min

Bosomy Baywatch Beauty Bullied For Brandishing Bolt-Ons In Bikini

Today is Friday and Rome is burning while our nominal, demented, leader works with his allies in the media to change the definitions of...

AOC's Bum Is Clearly Latinx - Butt Is It Big or Juicy? An Investigative Report

bartleby

Jul 14, 2022
2 min

AOC's Bum Is Clearly Latinx - Butt Is It Big or Juicy? An Investigative Report

Late last night, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-Booty) dropped a video onto Twitter showing a man (king level internet troll,...

bartleby

Jul 12, 2022
3 min

Memeing Breakfast Taco Jill Biden

It's been quite a week for the Biden family. Between Joe reading stage directions off the teleprompter, the NYT publishing devastating...

The Flappr Editorial Board Reacts To The Fall Of Roe

bartleby

Jun 24, 2022
4 min

The Flappr Editorial Board Reacts To The Fall Of Roe

In case you missed it - this morning, the United States Supreme Court announced its ruling for the case Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health...

bartleby

Jun 10, 2022
3 min

I Am A "Stay-At-Home Mom" Feminist

I am on vacation. I'm not at Disney (too many groomers) or a waterpark (too many leg tattoos), I'm having "stay-cation" - which means...

Topless MILF Defends Her Flock; Is Canadian

bartleby

May 20, 2022
3 min

Topless MILF Defends Her Flock; Is Canadian

Today is Friday and Rome is burning while our nominal, demented, leader acts way too late on the baby formula shortage, our elected...

A Video Post Card From James and Gladys O'Flannery

bartleby

May 19, 2022
1 min

A Video Post Card From James and Gladys O'Flannery

Professor James O'Flannery and his wife Gladys take time from their trip to Tijuana to thank for helping us reach 1,000 subscribers and...

bartleby

May 5, 2022
3 min

Roe Requires Rhetorical Retcon

Diddddd ya hear about Roe? For those of you who somehow only get their news from reading flappr.net (very based, but unlikely) I'll give...

bartleby

Apr 22, 2022
2 min

Big Naturals Need Your Support

Today is Friday, Rome is burning while our nominal, demented, leader commits to spending billions of your tax dollars to make military...

bartleby

Apr 14, 2022
2 min

Chinese Dumbledore Is Super Straight

Did you know that Albus Dumbledore, a fictional character from a series of books written for pre-teens, is a big, throbbing gaylord? Oh...

The Russian Revolution - Good Thing, Bad Thing (Part Three)

bartleby

Apr 9, 2022
1 min

The Russian Revolution - Good Thing, Bad Thing (Part Three)

Despite our best attempts to stop him, disgraced high school history teacher, James O'Flannery (aka @ProfJimbo) plows ahead with his...

bartleby

Apr 8, 2022
3 min

Be A Cynic? It Is A Sin.

If the cover image for this blog didn't clue you into the purpose of this blog, I have, indeed, decided to renew all of our web hosting...

bartleby

Apr 6, 2022
2 min

Don't Schedule Meetings At 7AM

I live in the Mighty Midwest, home to corn, soybeans, dunes, the Great Lakes, deep dish pizza, Steak 'n Shake and, unfortunately,...

bartleby

Apr 5, 2022
4 min

On, Elon!

So, Elon Musk purchased a 9.2% stake in Twitter yesterday and today we learned that he will be given a board seat, according to, well . ....

bartleby

Mar 31, 2022
3 min

Local MILF Bullied For Being Hot

Today is Thursday, Rome is burning while our nominal, demented, leader nearly gaffes the United States into WW3, celebrates the...

bartleby

Mar 16, 2022
3 min

Shouldering The Pain

As if catching the VYRUS late last year wasn't bad enough, I recently went under the knife to fix my rickety-ass-shoulder. Wanna know...

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