
bartleby
- May 20
- 3 min
Topless MILF Defends Her Flock; Is Canadian
Today is Friday and Rome is burning while our nominal, demented, leader acts way too late on the baby formula shortage, our elected...

bartleby
- May 19
- 1 min
A Video Post Card From James and Gladys O'Flannery
Professor James O'Flannery and his wife Gladys take time from their trip to Tijuana to thank for helping us reach 1,000 subscribers and...

bartleby
- May 5
- 3 min
Roe Requires Rhetorical Retcon
Diddddd ya hear about Roe? For those of you who somehow only get their news from reading flappr.net (very based, but unlikely) I'll give...

bartleby
- Apr 22
- 3 min
Big Naturals Need Your Support
Today is Friday, Rome is burning while our nominal, demented, leader commits to spending billions of your tax dollars to make military...

bartleby
- Apr 14
- 2 min
Chinese Dumbledore Is Super Straight
Did you know that Albus Dumbledore, a fictional character from a series of books written for pre-teens, is a big, throbbing gaylord? Oh...

bartleby
- Apr 10
- 1 min
The Russian Revolution - Good Thing, Bad Thing (Part Three)
Despite our best attempts to stop him, disgraced high school history teacher, James O'Flannery (aka @ProfJimbo) plows ahead with his...

bartleby
- Apr 8
- 3 min
Be A Cynic? It Is A Sin.
If the cover image for this blog didn't clue you into the purpose of this blog, I have, indeed, decided to renew all of our web hosting...

bartleby
- Apr 6
- 2 min
Don't Schedule Meetings At 7AM
I live in the Mighty Midwest, home to corn, soybeans, dunes, the Great Lakes, deep dish pizza, Steak 'n Shake and, unfortunately,...

bartleby
- Mar 31
- 3 min
Local MILF Bullied For Being Hot
Today is Thursday, Rome is burning while our nominal, demented, leader nearly gaffes the United States into WW3, celebrates the...

bartleby
- Mar 22
- 3 min
A Guide to Things That Are White Supremacy
I don't know if you've noticed, but a lot of things are white supremacy these days. . . like almost everything from growing cauliflower...

bartleby
- Mar 18
- 3 min
The Bill For Virtue Signaling Has Come Due
LET LIA SWIM!!!!! Yes, you read that correctly. I think Lia Thomas, the trans-female athlete who just won the NCAA Women's Championship...

bartleby
- Mar 16
- 3 min
Shouldering The Pain
As if catching the VYRUS late last year wasn't bad enough, I recently went under the knife to fix my rickety-ass-shoulder. Wanna know...

bartleby
- Mar 14
- 1 min
Play Flappr March Madness, Win A T-Shirt
Since we're all living through what may be the end of days and March Madness bracket stuff can be a pretty tame, enjoyable, communal...

bartleby
- Mar 11
- 1 min
The Russian Revolution - Good Thing, Bad Thing? (Part Two)
Despite our best attempts to stop him, disgraced high school history teacher, James O'Flannery (aka @ProfJimbo) plows ahead with his...

bartleby
- Mar 11
- 1 min
The Russian Revolution - Good Thing, Bad Thing? (Part One)
Disgraced high school history teacher, James O'Flannery (aka @ProfJimbo), lectures you about the Russian Revolution in agonizing detail....

bartleby
- Mar 11
- 1 min
The French Revolution - Good Thing, Bad Thing?
Forcibly retired high school history teacher, Professor James O'Flannery (aka @ProfJimbo), lectures you about the French Revolution for a...

bartleby
- Feb 18
- 3 min
The Cruelty Is The Point
The corporate media truly are the enemy of the people. Now this might sound like hyperbole to one or two of you who have resisted the red...

bartleby
- Feb 11
- 3 min
Adidas Milker Madness
Today is Friday, Rome is burning while our nominal, demented, leader can't remember the difference between Ukraine, Iraq and Afghanistan...

bartleby
- Feb 10
- 3 min
Meming Free Crack Pipes
Earlier this week, in one of those "holy shit, this has to be satire" moments, the Washington Free Beacon reported that the Biden...