Burnout
- Jul 15
- 3 min
Headlines With The Z News Team (7.15.22)
Avast, ye mateys! It be I, Capn Burnout (@mannurfa), and me loyal seadogs, Mr. Steve (@sdamnja1) and Admiral Dutch (@gaylittleweiner). We...
bartleby
- Jul 14
- 2 min
AOC's Bum Is Clearly Latinx - Butt Is It Big or Juicy? An Investigative Report
Late last night, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-Booty) dropped a video onto Twitter showing a man (king level internet troll,...
bartleby
- Jul 12
- 3 min
Memeing Breakfast Taco Jill Biden
It's been quite a week for the Biden family. Between Joe reading stage directions off the teleprompter, the NYT publishing devastating...
Nick Wilbur
- Jul 11
- 2 min
IT ‘Twerked - Hypnotic Gluteal Gyration Campaign Convinces SCOTUS to Revisit Roe
Who said ass dancing can’t change hearts and minds? As a testament to the power of grr-ass-roots campaigning, the Supreme Court of the...
mommypenny1971
- Jul 7
- 3 min
Iron Constitution
The marketing campaign is underway folks and The Left wants you to believe that you are too dumb to understand the intricacies of the...
Burnout
- Jul 1
- 1 min
Headlines With The Z News Team (7.1.22)
Hippity Hoppity, it's time for headlines! SCOTUS dominated the news of late, and for that, all of us at Goon HQ raise our glasses. But...
A.C.
- Jul 1
- 4 min
Reform, Repent, Retvrn: A Radical Agenda To Save America
You, the ardent Flappr consumer, have undoubtedly heard countless incomprehensible calls for reform or utter replacement of our...
Nick Wilbur
- Jun 30
- 4 min
Watching ‘Speed Kills’ Kills
The 2018 mobster movie Speed Kills is what The Wolf of Wall Street could have been if there were no drugs, midgets, or nudity. It’s what...
Burnout
- Jun 29
- 2 min
Headlines With The Z News Team (SPECIAL ROOT EDITION)
Ahoy polloi! We here at Z News pull headlines from all over the world, but some wells are deeper than others. They deserve their own...
bartleby
- Jun 24
- 4 min
The Flappr Editorial Board Reacts To The Fall Of Roe
In case you missed it - this morning, the United States Supreme Court announced its ruling for the case Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health...
