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There Is Another Professor Jimbo And I Hate Him

Prof. James O'Flannery

3 days ago
2 min

There Is Another Professor Jimbo And I Hate Him

Let me tell you about this scurrilous imposter.

Burnout

4 days ago
3 min

The Acceptable Christmas Song Playlist

Christmas is awesome. It's legitimately the best time of year, and is the one time of year that your dear columnist is mildly happy. Ever...

Nero

5 days ago
2 min

The Time of Cardi-B is Nigh

It seems, unfortunately, that civilization will continue to go on in it’s death throws for the foreseeable future. Fortunately we now hav...

Big Tech and the Cycle of (In)Competence

KyCocaineBear

Nov 28
5 min

Big Tech and the Cycle of (In)Competence

(Note: The Bear is done discussing the election and will be trending away from general politics to focus on cultural issues including top...

Burnout

Nov 26
2 min

A Very Flappr Thanksgiving

This has not been a good year. At the very best, it has been a difficult year. And yet here we stand, still celebrating Thanksgiving--jus...

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WATCH: Debate Night One Recap

bartleby

Sep 30
4 min

The Adventures of Nero: The Bottle Episode

Nero

Sep 14
6 min

Trump Accepts Joe Rogan's Offer to Host Debate with Biden

bartleby

Sep 14
2 min

To Survive, Conservatism Needs its Own Culture

drunkrepub

Sep 14
5 min

WATCH: Biden Admits that Trump-Signed USMCA is Better than Biden-Supported NAFTA

bartleby

Sep 10
2 min

GTBT: Labor Day

Prof. James O'Flannery

Sep 7
8 min

The Right is the Bigger Tent – And It’s Only Getting Larger

KyCocaineBear

Aug 28
2 min

Octo-Reviews: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Prof. James O'Flannery

Aug 21
6 min

Wake Up America!: Wolf Blizter is An Asshole

MillennialOther

Aug 7
1 min

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