bartleby
- Aug 30
- 5 min
House of the Dragon Review (Ep 1-2)
This review will be somewhat of a coming out for me (no, not like that). It may come as a shock to many of you, but I possesses nerdy...
bartleby
- Aug 17
- 3 min
Sundress Nationalism
Ah yes. . . the sundress. That flowy, lightweight symbol of summertime that highlights curves and has pitched more tents than the...
bartleby
- Aug 11
- 1 min
Flappr For People Too Lazy To Read Flappr: Fuck Fishing
In effort to bring the blogs to YOU, we're introducing "Flappr For People Too Lazy To Read Flappr". Imagine that, written blogs in video...
Wesley Kushner
- Aug 8
- 3 min
Wes Reviews: Prey
Hollywood is really bad at sequels and prequels. This isn't some profound insight, I know. This has always been true, we all know it and...
bartleby
- Jul 29
- 3 min
Bosomy Baywatch Beauty Bullied For Brandishing Bolt-Ons In Bikini
Today is Friday and Rome is burning while our nominal, demented, leader works with his allies in the media to change the definitions of...
Nick Wilbur
- Jul 28
- 3 min
Why the CDC Won't Say 'Butt Stuff'
It's been a minute since we've had a global health crisis, so you have to forgive the CDC for not nailing its messaging on the monkeypox...
Wesley Kushner
- Jul 27
- 4 min
Wes Reviews: Nope
When I first saw Get Out, I was blown away. The film not a masterpiece by any means, however to think the guy from Key & Peele produced...
A.C.
- Jul 22
- 5 min
Mind The Signs
The Good Book says: You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the...
bartleby
- Jul 14
- 2 min
AOC's Bum Is Clearly Latinx - Butt Is It Big or Juicy? An Investigative Report
Late last night, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-Booty) dropped a video onto Twitter showing a man (king level internet troll,...
bartleby
- Jul 12
- 3 min
Memeing Breakfast Taco Jill Biden
It's been quite a week for the Biden family. Between Joe reading stage directions off the teleprompter, the NYT publishing devastating...
