FancyThis
- Dec 9, 2022
- 6 min
Just Blow Him: The White Woman's Guide to Christmas Shopping for the Man in Your Life
Ladies. . . 'Tis The MFing Season. . . it's December 9th, which means you've already bought a gift for literally everyone in your life,...
Ground Miller
- Dec 2, 2022
- 2 min
FLAPPR FANTASY FOOTBALL WEEK 12: GOBBLE, GOBBLE!
Here we go again! Hope all of you had a great Thanksgiving. Also, thanks to my loyal reader! Week 12 of the NFL season included...
A.C.
- Dec 1, 2022
- 6 min
Don't Buy Her A Dildo: The Dude-Bro's Guide to Christmas Shopping for the Woman in Your Life
We've all been there. Christmas Eve…4 PM…all your Christmas shopping is done because your wife Black Friday'd for the kids. You...
Nick Wilbur
- Nov 22, 2022
- 5 min
A Complete Guide to Not Following People on Twitter
Facebook is the wine aunt of social media: angry, sloppy, ranty, it is a place to complain, post cat pics, sell a few household trinkets...
Ground Miller
- Nov 18, 2022
- 2 min
Flappr Fantasy Football Week 10: Revenge Of The Man Cold
Week 10 of the NFL season included bye weeks for 4 teams: the Baltimore Ravens, the Cincinnati Bengals , the New England Patriots and the...
bartleby
- Nov 17, 2022
- 3 min
Say a Prayer for the Man with a Cold
Ebola. Hepatitis. Full-Blown AIDS. Those all suck, but pale in comparison to The Man with a Cold. There is no Man with a Cold awareness...
Ground Miller
- Nov 11, 2022
- 2 min
Flappr Fantasy Football Week 9: Clash Of The Titans
Week 9 of the NFL season included bye weeks for 4 teams: the Dallas Cowboys, the New York Giants, the Pittsburgh Steelers and the San...
bartleby
- Nov 8, 2022
- 2 min
Memeing The "End of Democracy"
The midterms are underway and in case you haven't heard . . . "DEMOCRACY IS ON THE BALLOT!" *GASPS* *DOUBLE GASPS* *TRIPLE GASPS* Luckily...
Ground Miller
- Nov 4, 2022
- 2 min
Flappr Fantasy Football Week 8: I'm The Captain Now
Week 8 of the NFL season included bye weeks for only 2 teams: Kansas City and the LA Chargers. That meant names like Patrick Mahomes,...
Normal American Man
- Nov 4, 2022
- 7 min
Normal American Man Predicts Every Race of the Midterms
Editor's Note: We received the following predictions, unsolicited, via e-mail, from Normal American Man. It appears that Normal American...
