bartleby
- Jul 29, 2022
- 3 min
Bosomy Baywatch Beauty Bullied For Brandishing Bolt-Ons In Bikini
Today is Friday and Rome is burning while our nominal, demented, leader works with his allies in the media to change the definitions of...
Nick Wilbur
- Jul 28, 2022
- 3 min
Why the CDC Won't Say 'Butt Stuff'
It's been a minute since we've had a global health crisis, so you have to forgive the CDC for not nailing its messaging on the monkeypox...
Wesley Kushner
- Jul 27, 2022
- 4 min
Wes Reviews: Nope
When I first saw Get Out, I was blown away. The film not a masterpiece by any means, however to think the guy from Key & Peele produced...
A.C.
- Jul 22, 2022
- 5 min
Mind The Signs
The Good Book says: You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the...
bartleby
- Jul 14, 2022
- 2 min
AOC's Bum Is Clearly Latinx - Butt Is It Big or Juicy? An Investigative Report
Late last night, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-Booty) dropped a video onto Twitter showing a man (king level internet troll,...
bartleby
- Jul 12, 2022
- 3 min
Memeing Breakfast Taco Jill Biden
It's been quite a week for the Biden family. Between Joe reading stage directions off the teleprompter, the NYT publishing devastating...
mommypenny1971
- Jul 7, 2022
- 3 min
Iron Constitution
The marketing campaign is underway folks and The Left wants you to believe that you are too dumb to understand the intricacies of the...
A.C.
- Jul 1, 2022
- 4 min
Reform, Repent, Retvrn: A Radical Agenda To Save America
You, the ardent Flappr consumer, have undoubtedly heard countless incomprehensible calls for reform or utter replacement of our...
bartleby
- Jun 24, 2022
- 4 min
The Flappr Editorial Board Reacts To The Fall Of Roe
In case you missed it - this morning, the United States Supreme Court announced its ruling for the case Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health...
Stacey Shepard
- Jun 14, 2022
- 7 min
Gulag Canada - A Report From The North
North America - The land of promise and adventure. The land of freedom and free peoples as diverse as the climates spanning these great...
