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Flappr Fantasy Football Week 3: It's Miller(s) Time

Remember last week when we had lots of competitive games going into Monday Night Football? A matchup between a bad team trying to get...

Smoking Mormon MILF Martyred For Massive Milkers

Today is Friday and Rome is burning while our nominal, demented, leader openly creeps out audiences with his predilection for young...

I Guess I'm Gutter Shit?

One of the perks of being (more or less) wholly irrelevant in the grand scheme of internet discourse is that we don't get a lot of hate...

AWFL Reviews: The Rings of Power Is Beautiful and Timeless

Only by looking boldly ahead can we create positive change. Only by looking stubbornly behind do we allow evil to continue. - J.R.R....

Boobs. Oh Yeah.

I write a thoughtful examination of the themes of George R. R. Martin's work as adapted in House of the Dragon and none of you are...

House Of The Dragon Review Eps 3-4 (Updated With Milker Index)

Watching House of the Dragon and comparing it to the final four seasons of Game of Thrones, it's hard to reconcile that these shows take...

Sydney Sweeney Did Nothing Wrong

Sydney Sweeney has spent the past week being subjected to a torrent of abuse so stupid that it borders on the surreal. Are you a boomer...

Beckley Reviews The Rings of Power Ep 1 & 2

The first two episodes of the Rings of Power have dropped, promising a new epic fantasy to unseat the now completed Game of Thrones. The...

Ray Reviews 'The Rings of Power' (Ep 1 - 2)

I resolved to watch at least some of Amazon's take on The Lord of the Rings, to set aside both the misgivings and the effusive praise,...

Biden Sprecht, America Wreckt: Meming Fashy Joe Biden

Uniter in Chief Joe Biden stood before a very un-Third-Reich-like backdrop Thursday to speak to the nation about dignity and respect and...