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Just Blow Him: The White Woman's Guide to Christmas Shopping for the Man in Your Life

Ladies. . . 'Tis The MFing Season. . . it's December 6th, which means you've already bought a gift for literally everyone in your life,...

FLAPPR FANTASY FOOTBALL WEEK 12: GOBBLE, GOBBLE!

Here we go again! Hope all of you had a great Thanksgiving. Also, thanks to my loyal reader! Week 12 of the NFL season included...

Don't Buy Her A Dildo: The Dude-Bro's Guide to Christmas Shopping for the Woman in Your Life

We've all been there. Christmas Eve…4 PM…all your Christmas shopping is done because your wife Black Friday'd for the kids. You...

A Complete Guide to Not Following People on Twitter

Facebook is the wine aunt of social media: angry, sloppy, ranty, it is a place to complain, post cat pics, sell a few household trinkets...

Flappr Fantasy Football Week 10: Revenge Of The Man Cold

Week 10 of the NFL season included bye weeks for 4 teams: the Baltimore Ravens, the Cincinnati Bengals , the New England Patriots and the...

Say a Prayer for the Man with a Cold

Ebola. Hepatitis. Full-Blown AIDS. Those all suck, but pale in comparison to The Man with a Cold. There is no Man with a Cold awareness...

Flappr Fantasy Football Week 9: Clash Of The Titans

Week 9 of the NFL season included bye weeks for 4 teams: the Dallas Cowboys, the New York Giants, the Pittsburgh Steelers and the San...

Memeing The "End of Democracy"

The midterms are underway and in case you haven't heard . . . "DEMOCRACY IS ON THE BALLOT!" *GASPS* *DOUBLE GASPS* *TRIPLE GASPS* Luckily...

Flappr Fantasy Football Week 8: I'm The Captain Now

Week 8 of the NFL season included bye weeks for only 2 teams: Kansas City and the LA Chargers. That meant names like Patrick Mahomes,...

Normal American Man Predicts Every Race of the Midterms

Editor's Note: We received the following predictions, unsolicited, via e-mail, from Normal American Man. It appears that Normal American...