
bartleby
- 1 day ago
- 3 min
Sundress Nationalism
Ah yes. . . the sundress. That flowy, lightweight symbol of summertime that highlights curves and has pitched more tents than the...

bartleby
- 6 days ago
- 8 min
Flappr's Way-Too-Early NFL Predictions for the 2022 Season (NFC North)
Editor's Note: This blog is part of a series Flappr's Way-Too-Early NFL Predictions for 2022 Season. To read our previews for the other...

Burnout
- 6 days ago
- 2 min
Headlines With The Z News Team (8.12.22)
Hello, and welcome to HeadlineFone Dutch: This makes me think: "With my orange hair, this could happen to me!?!" Micks: Yes but only...

bartleby
- Aug 11
- 1 min
Flappr For People Too Lazy To Read Flappr: Fuck Fishing
In effort to bring the blogs to YOU, we're introducing "Flappr For People Too Lazy To Read Flappr". Imagine that, written blogs in video...

Prof. James O'Flannery
- Aug 10
- 4 min
Flappr's Way-Too-Early NFL Predictions for the 2022 Season (NFC East)
Let me tell you about these football teams.

Wesley Kushner
- Aug 8
- 3 min
Wes Reviews: Prey
Hollywood is really bad at sequels and prequels. This isn't some profound insight, I know. This has always been true, we all know it and...

Burnout
- Aug 5
- 3 min
Headlines With The Z News Team (8.5.22)
We here at the Z News Team have conversations outside of these headlines in between our articles. In the interest of keeping these...

bartleby
- Aug 4
- 5 min
Flappr's Way-Too-Early NFL Predictions for the 2022 Season (AFC North)
I have (more or less) given up on most professional sports. I used to watch all of them pretty religiously, but once libtards made it...

bartleby
- Jul 29
- 3 min
Bosomy Baywatch Beauty Bullied For Brandishing Bolt-Ons In Bikini
Today is Friday and Rome is burning while our nominal, demented, leader works with his allies in the media to change the definitions of...

Burnout
- Jul 29
- 3 min
Headlines With The Z News Team (7.29.22)
An expensive week all around as none of us can continue to afford feeding ourselves at the grocery store. Why not take some of the best...