
Burnout
- 11 hours ago
- 1 min
Headlines With The Z News Team (7.1.22)
Hippity Hoppity, it's time for headlines! SCOTUS dominated the news of late, and for that, all of us at Goon HQ raise our glasses. But...

A.C.
- 11 hours ago
- 4 min
Reform, Repent, Retvrn: A Radical Agenda To Save America
You, the ardent Flappr consumer, have undoubtedly heard countless incomprehensible calls for reform or utter replacement of our...

Nick Wilbur
- 2 days ago
- 4 min
Watching ‘Speed Kills’ Kills
The 2018 mobster movie Speed Kills is what The Wolf of Wall Street could have been if there were no drugs, midgets, or nudity. It’s what...

bartleby
- Jun 24
- 4 min
The Flappr Editorial Board Reacts To The Fall Of Roe
In case you missed it - this morning, the United States Supreme Court announced its ruling for the case Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health...

Burnout
- Jun 17
- 2 min
Headlines With The Z News Team (6.17.22)
Ahoy! Apologies for the missed weeks. Z News was on vacation (okay, I was on vacation and the boys faced some technical difficulties);...

Stacey Shepard
- Jun 14
- 7 min
Gulag Canada - A Report From The North
North America - The land of promise and adventure. The land of freedom and free peoples as diverse as the climates spanning these great...

bartleby
- Jun 10
- 3 min
I Am A "Stay-At-Home Mom" Feminist
I am on vacation. I'm not at Disney (too many groomers) or a waterpark (too many leg tattoos), I'm having "stay-cation" - which means...

Wesley Kushner
- Jun 6
- 8 min
Wes Reflects: No Country For Old Men
"The coin don't have no say. It's just you." Any time someone says that movies haven't been good in 20 years, it's because they forgot...

UltiMatt
- Jun 3
- 2 min
The Sanctity of Cloth-off Friday
Who's ready for some content?! Sorry, the regular guy is sick. He didn't even tell anyone until it was too late, so I'm here drunk to...

bartleby
- Jun 2
- 3 min
Being Sick Isn't An Excuse And Why God Made Ticks
I'm sick right now. I've hid this secret from nobody. Actually, I've been very public with my current state of less than well: My head...