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VERY Important NEW Professor Jimbo Video!
Professor Jimbo returned from his retirement to deliver to you this dramatic reading of the Declaration of Independence in what we hope will become a new 4th of July tradition for you and your families!
VERY Important Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy News!
For the uninitiated, the Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy (the "DDMTE") is the marketplace for blogs that write stories about the photos that former Baywatch star, Donna D'Errico, has posted of herself on her Instagram that week (they are usually very bonkable).
Each week in Tremendously Intriguing Topical Subjects, I cover this important market news to help keep you abreast of how invested bloggers are in covering Donna D'Errico posting photos of herself being hot on Instagram.
This week was truncated due to the holiday, so, as expected, the DDMTE saw a slight pullback with only SEVEN blogs written about Donna D'Errico posting photos of herself being hot on Instagram (down from TWELVE the week before).
Given market conditions, I will not delve much deeper into the raw statistics of blogs written this week. I must, however, make note that Donna D’Errico celebrated The Fourth Of July In Her Star-Spangled Bikini (an actual headline).
Why is this relevant? Well, if you've paid any attention to the DDMTE over the past year, you'd recall that it was this very bikini that drew the attention of trolls, who claimed that "Donna was too old" and she should "dress her age" so on and so forth.
It was this bikini that first called me to the defense of our Dairy-Endowed Debutant from Dolton, Alabama, in my original blog post Bosomy Baywatch Beauty Bullied For Brandishing Bolt-Ons In Bikini.
So, on a personal level, there was a certain level of sentimentality I felt when Ms. D'Errico brandished those liberty bells in this patriotic post on Tuesday:
"My country tis of thee. Sweet land of liberty. Of thee I sing."
I'm not crying, you're crying. It was nice to see that Donna still feels patriotic. That she remains unbent and unbroken. Standing athwart history, yelling 'I'm an attractive MILF in my 50s and there's nothing you can do to stop me."
I'll leave you this week with the words of horny Instagram commenter rlg9521, who said "The perfect bikini for the perfect body. Looking amazing Donna".
Well said, rlg9251. Well said, indeed.
As always, we will continue to monitor the DDMTE for further developments.
Very Important News
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Salma Hayek: posted this video to celebrate hitting 25 million followers on Instagram.
I mean, holy shit, right?
Sydney Sweeney: looks like she's having fun in Ibiza.
Daily Mail: Lizzo shows off her incredible curves as she strips to her bra and thong to get ready to party in Ibiza
No, I don't think we will be investigating that one any further.
Fascinating, let's investigate the accuracy of this headline!
Headline Accuracy Rating: Those boobs do look like two similarly charged magnetic dipoles.
What is an "L build"? Feel like this needs to be investigated.
So apparently, an "L build" is a loser build. Do trolls really think this beautiful MILF has an L build? She has kids and looks great, you cretins! FFS, get a grip.
This is the fourth straight week that The Sun has published pro-hairy-female-armpit propaganda. They are literally trying to normalize hairy women and if this comes to pass, I will never forgive them. Wars have been waged over less.
No Context, Beautiful Woman Wearing Sundress:
Menopausal ladies, , , , is this true?
Alright, let's investigate this one. . . .
Listen, I'm sure she's really good at her job . . . but I'm not sure I want the "world's hottest lawyer" representing me with my freedom on the line. If I'm being honest, I want my lawyer to look like he's got the personality of a wet fart - someone whose sole purpose in life is just to be an absolute c*cksucker to people to who would dare to disagree with him.
Denise looks pretty and all, but I can't have my lawyer thinking about her "sexology" course while the judge is sentencing me to life in prison for misgendering someone or some shit.
Demi Moore: is 60 years old; does not look 60 years old.
Demi is a genetically gifted human being.
An actual headline from Fox News. . . but sure, Flappr is a smut blog. *hand wanking gesture*
Meet Penny: Sundress Nationalist and Church Dress Appreciator!
The Flappr Community is among the greatest ever assembled.
1 in 10 fellas, , , are you suffering in silence due to your sidewinding schlong?
There is only one potential downside to Ms. Hendricks losing weight, let's see if that's an issue here. . .
Nope. Not an issue. She looks amazing. They still look amazing. Crisis averted.
PLUS: Abby Shapiro sat down for an interview with the Epoch Times and OWNS internet trolls!
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Very Important Meme of the Week
This week's honor goes to a meme that might have won solely based on the fact that it features Flappr's 2022 Milkers Of The Year Award Winner, Lara Logan.
On top of that, it seamlessly weaves in the biggest topic of the week - CocaineGate with an immediately recognizable photo, big boobs and the Secret Service's clear reluctance to acknowledge that which is obvious to everyone else.
For that, meme artisan and good guy, actually, @midnight_mitch takes home this week's Meme of the Week.
10/10, would definitely examine the evidence.
Other Important News
Cocaine: was found in the White House.
I don't know, folks, , , , , I can't think of anyone in the Biden circle that might have a history of doing drugs and misplacing incriminating evidence of federal crimes . . . can you?
If you don't think Joe assumed it was Hunter the second he found out about this story, you're fucking lying to yourself.
Welp. Sorry, folks, , , guess the most surveilled place on earth can't get to the bottom of who was doing cocaine at the White House! Maybe they'll figure it out after they discover who leaked the Dobbs decision!
Fox News: Judge praised for 'stunning' July 4 rebuke of Biden admin on Big Tech censorship: 'Finally'
Yeah, I mean, the fucking former press secretary bragged about coordinating with social media companies to silence Americans on their platforms. It's about fucking time someone called this out for what it was - a violation of the First Amendment.
National Review: Los Angeles Learns the Downside of Social-Justice Taxation
On the comically ill-conceived 'tax the rich' scheme that rich people have found ways to avoid paying and which will disincentivize future rich people from purchasing homes in Los Angeles, thus lowering the tax base even further.
Womp. womp. I think we've reached a point where people just expect these movies to suck and won't even give them a chance anymore. Well, I've reached that point, at least.
You should read Jerry Thornton at Barstool.
This never gets old. I will keep sharing Bud Light corporate misery links until they stop publishing them.
Well, if you've lost the support of O.J. Simpson. . . you're probably doing something right.
Outkick: Bill de Blasio And His Lesbian Wife Are Separating To ‘Have Fun’ But Still Plan To Live Together
If you're no longer going to remain monogamous, what's the point of continuing to live together? For the kids? I mean, I am fully against divorce, but if you're both going to bring home women to bang - isn't that more confusing than just pulling off the bandaid and co-parenting from separate houses?
Also, who gives a joint interview to talk about how you're separating, going to bang other people, but still living together? What type of egomaniacal sociopaths behave this way? What do you want, a fucking cookie?
The Washington Free Beacon: I Survived the 4th of July With My Freedom-Hating Liberal Nephews
I love that the Free Beacon does legitimate journalism and also publishes blogs like this - which could almost be mistaken for Flappr blogs. The Free Beacon really is an under-appreciated gem.
This story is so wild. Overweight dude starts calling himself a woman, applies to join sorority, girls in sorority don't admit her, girls in sorority are bullied into admitting her, dude starts staring at girls walking around in towels, has to hide his boner with pillows, girls in sorority sue national sorority for making them live with man, sorority does not back down, submits motion to dismiss claiming the girls suing for not wanting to live with a dude is "frivolous litigation."
Diogenes' Middle Finger: The Strange Case Of the White House Library Cocaine
Animal Magnetism: Animal’s Daily Senile Biden News
Thompson, blog: Just Let Me Check Who I Am and He’s Ready For His Close-Up
You should really bookmark and make Thompson, blog part of your weekly reading diet.
The Other McCain: Democrats Kill Each Other in Baltimore; Mayor Blames … Texas, Florida, Alabama? and An Alaska Fourth of July Tradition
The fellas over at The Other McCain share a very badass Independence Day tradition:
The Most Libtarded Thing You'll See This Week:
There is ample evidence that the founding fathers did contemplate the scourge of slavery and that Thomas Jefferson had even penned a 168-word passage in the Declaration of Independence that condemned slavery (before ultimately removing it). There are no figures throughout history that will survive an anachronistic review of their lives and their behaviors. America's founding fathers are no different.
When viewed through the lens of the customs and times during which they lived, however, these men appear to have understood the moral stain of human bondage but failed to prioritize its abolishment in the midst of also trying to take on the biggest and most powerful empire in the world.
America's original sin. Yes. But a sin that was shared throughout history and around the globe. A sin that spilled the blood of 800,000 Americans to remedy.
If you cannot, and will not, attempt to see the good of America, despite this original sin. . . then you will struggle to find a place on Earth with cleaner hands or more to offer by way of freedom or opportunity.
TL:DR America, fuck yeah. Get rekt, Libs!
Important News, BUT Sports
Victor Wembanyama: says Britney Spears grabbed him and was then struck by his security.
Listen you freakish French fuck, you can't just waltz into America and have your security man-handle America's favorite schizophrenic sweetheart like that.
Do I think Britney probably touched you inappropriately? Yes, she seems manic. Do I believe reports that that Britney spoke to him in a British accent? Yes, Britney probably has no less than 3 split personalities that speak in British accents.
Do I care? No. This is America, you frog fanuc, and in America, Britney Spears is so wildly beloved that people, without any knowledge of the particulars, started a movement to have her liberated from a psychiatric-related protective order.
It's Britney, bitch. If she wants to grab you from behind, you just have to let her. Sorry, Frenchie.
Rickie Fowler: finally won another tournament.
This makes me happy. Fowler has always seemed like the dude, bro, king that golf needs to stop being so boring. It's nice to see him finally win a fucking tournament for a change.
After all that Fowler has been through, that *exhale* after the put went in was the most perfect reaction to seal the occasion.
Let me break this down for you. ESPN finally realized that the era of the sports personality is over and fired a bunch of overpaid on-air talent. Part of the reason for the end of this era is social media - people no longer watch ESPN for highlights. Part of the reason for the end of this era is because places like ESPN allowed their on-air talent to become pseudo political activists and alienated large portion of their audiences.
If you like sports, listen to podcasts that stick to sports. Much better experience.
Brock Purdy: is now engaged to a Sundress Nationalist.
I don't even like the 49ers, but I can't help but root for Brock Purdy. I really wish he wouldn't have gotten hurt so early against the Eagles. It would've been fun to see if he could've found a way to lead the Niners to the Super Bowl as the last pick in the NFL Draft.
Also, big props to Brock for rocking the all white shoes - putting respect on the fashion game of dads everywhere.
Barstool: God Bless American Girls
Summer is a slow time in the sports world.
Summer is a slow time in the sports world.
Annie Agar seems fun and this is a pretty funny troll of the Patriots.
Alright, I'll admit that Oliva Dunne is growing on me.
As someone who grew up playing hockey, there is a part of me that feels uncomfortable about the daughter of Wayne Gretzky being so hot.
As a man, there is a bigger part of me that is very comfortable with the daughter of Wayne Gretzky being so hot.
Was not sure what to expect from a BSO movie review. . . it was pretty straight forward! Apparently, the writer liked the film. Says it's an 8/10.
Fascinating, lets rate the accuracy of this headline!
Headline Accuracy Rating: It's a BSO headline, very literal.
Paige Spiranac: is the All-American girl.
Freedom-Loving-Funbags. Fun Fact: BSO wrote a story about this photo entitled: Paige Spiranac Goes Viral Showing Massive Cleavage USA Bikini While Enjoying Hot Dog, which is a very literal headline.
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