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While many, if not most, Netflix subscribers struggled to stream Logan Paul fight Mike Tyson last Friday evening, clips and screenshots of a Buxom Blonde Bombshell with Rotund Ringside Rubberneckers began to flood social media.
America was introduced to Sydney Thomas. A star was born.
Thomas has been featured on social media since last Friday when over 60 million people had Sydney's bountiful bosoms beamed into their homes. If you desired quick, dirty, social media engagement, all you had to do was take a grainy photo of her on your TV, and likes, RTs, and replies were yours to harvest. You can see why, right? She's a doll. She has a radiant smile. She looks like the girl next door if your neighbor was a Hawaiian Tropic model with All-Natural Calcium Cannons.
Sydney Thomas has set the internet ablaze in a way I haven't seen since America fell in love with another Sydney (Sweeney) over the summer. Thomas' Instagram following has more than TRIPLED since Friday, increasing from 300K to nearly 600K in less than a week. Thomas' skyrocketing profile does not, however, appear to have jaded this University of Alabama student who said "I woke up to an overwhelming amount of love and support from all of you. I can’t thank you guys enough or begin to express how grateful I am," in a post on her Instagram Stories, adding "I love you all – thank you for your kind words."
That's pretty wholesome from a young woman who suddenly became one of the most recognizable . . . faces . . . on social media in only 15 hours. Sydney Thomas is the first, but will not be the last, Dairy-Endowed Debutant to become an overnight celebrities based on her Nature-Given-Num-Nums - because we now live in the Age of the Mammoth Mommy Milkers. Large bosoms now reign supreme and move our culture. This is a good thing.
Just ask Sydney Thomas.
Milkers of the Year Update: Sydney Thomas vs Sydney Sweeney?
Earlier this week, I had people unironically suggest that Sydney Thomas win the Milkers of the Year Award - that's how quickly this hype train left the station. To be clear, there is no Mammoth Mommy Milkers Era without Sydney Sweeney and Pillowy Pyramids of Persuasion that conquered America this summer - putting an end to the Kardashian Era of Titanic Tushes.
Thomas' arrival on the scene is not a passing of the torch event. Sure, Sydney Thomas is a fun new face with Fabulous Freshman Fabric Fillers, but Sweeney is in her prime and remains Empress of this domain. Thomas would not exist if Sydney Sweeney had not led the Round Mounds Revolution and put the communASSts to the sword - she's a modern-day George Washington with Gorgeous Glands.
Moreover, we do not know if Sydney Thomas has any staying power. Many Barrel-Chested Blondes have flashed on the scene only to fade back into obscurity once the initial Shoulder Boulder Buzz wears off. She holds no cultural power - I'm not spending 30 bucks on body wash promoted by Sydney Thomas (not yet anyway). Put another way, Sydney Thomas is a blip on the radar, whereas Sydney Sweeney is the radar, the electromagnetic research that showed that radio waves were reflected by metallic objects, the universities where such research was conducted, and the society that nurtured and cultivated the minds of the inquisitive men who dared to try and harness the power of nature and invent the radar.
To illustrate this point, look no further to recent polling conducted for the 2024 Milkers of the Year Awards:
Sydney Sweeney is the prohibitive favorite to take home Breast in Show (grand prize) and, in my opinion, the likely winner of the Most Talked About Milkers Division and whatever other silly new Divisions that I make up.
Simply stated, there is no Sydney v. Sydney debate to be had. This is Sydney Sweeney's world and the rest of us are just along for the ride. Buckle up.
Editor's Note: This blog typically does not feature women as young as Sydney Thomas, who turns 21 this month. While Thomas is certainly an adult woman (and WHAT A WOMAN), it still feels a bit . . . wrong to me. However, I cannot write a blog about Serious Matters & Unfolding Trends if I do not cover the week's biggest (and most supple) Unfolding Trends. So I had to break my rule that traditionally limits the subjects of this blog to women at least in their mid-to-late 20s. Oh well.
Some of you might find my coverage of attacks on female human breasts (especially the big, milky, kind) to be alarmist and hyperbolic. Some of you might think that I'm being cheeky when I say that ass-loving communists will stop at nothing to bring boobs down and return us to the darkness of dumper devotion. Some of you might believe that my advocacy for female human breasts comes from a place other than love for my country, freedom, and the Western Tradition.
For those of you who hold such silly opinions, I present to you the tyranny of living in communist China, where a sculpture of a woman with enormous breasts was "smashed" by vandals who said it "corrupted public morals." To make matters worse, this work of art was not constructed to celebrate or memorialize massive mammaries - it was a criticism of breast implants! These kiester-loving commies hate big boobs so much that they literally can't stand to look at boob-hating art!
Hooter-hatred is not uncommon in Chinese history. If you've ever watched our highly acclaimed documentary, The Chinese Revolution - Good Thing, Bad Thing?, you'd know that under Mao Zedong's horrific communist rule feminine beauty was frowned upon (unless you were a pedophile like Mao, who kept young boys and girls as concubines). You'd also have learned that during the era of China's imperial dynasties, the curves of a woman's breast were considered lewd, leading many women to bind their bosoms with painful constrictive garments. The practice of breast-binding, which should be considered a crime against humanity, was customary in China from the Tang dynasty (600s) up until the 1930s! The horror!
Now, some argue that the culture in China has become more funbag-friendly in recent years and there does seem to be some truth to that. However, in 2015 CCP Chairman, Xi Jinping, allegedly had a TV show pulled from the air because some of the female characters wore "revealing costumes" with "squeezed breasts". Winnie the Pooh abhors the feminine form so much that he allegedly instructed his state media apparatchiks to re-edit scenes from the “Legend of Wu Meiniang” that featured any Kung Pao Kleavage.
So I ask you, do you want to live in a society bereft of bosoms? When the time comes, will you stand idle and allow the communASSts to destroy our way of life? Or, are you ready to stand up against those seeking to constrict curvaceous cantaloupes in painful binders? Will you fight for funbags of freedom?
The choice is yours. Which Way, Western Man?
News! News! News!
Fox News: Mace faces backlash over effort to ban new transgender member of Congress from women's bathrooms
Mace is facing backlash? Backlash? Nancy Mace should be facing a parade in her honor for having the courage to stand up against the gender goblins.
Now, as a good Catholic boy, I believe that even weirdos deserve compassion. But compassion does not mean that a man, who dresses as a woman, has the right to take a dump in the women's bathroom. Compassion does not mean that society must deny the natural order and reorganize itself to suit the demands of a very small minority. Sorry, but it doesn't - you can change your name and the clothes you wear, but men are men, women are women.
I am not sure that this was the shrewdest political move (it could turn this dude into a martyr and backfire). I am not sure this particular issue can be resolved through legislation (who will police bathrooms?). I do, however, respect Mace for attempting to capitalize on the current wave of Republican popularity and woke toxicity to achieve a goal many did not think possible - she's got two hands on a rope and is trying to pull the Overton window back from the left.
I do not believe that Americans support biological men using women's bathrooms. I think many have felt powerless against the momentum of a decade of progressivism dominating to discourse and silencing dissenters. I even think that most liberal women are uncomfortable with this premise but have supported the unnatural order of the trans issue either out of spite for Donald Trump or the necessity to support members of their "coalition". I think that someone needed to try and bring the issue back up for debate and Nancy Mace has decided to enter the arena to battle this lion. She may fail, and this may backfire, but she also might help other women to find their voices and start speaking up for themselves.
For now, at least, she has the support of her colleagues, including Speaker Mike Johnson who announced on Wednesday that "All single-sex facilities in the Capitol and House Office Buildings - such as restrooms, changing rooms, and locker rooms - are reserved for individuals of that biological sex."
There is some political risk here, but what's the point of accumulating political capital if you're never willing to spend it on something an issue worth fighting for? This is a just cause and Mace deserves some credit for endeavoring to disrupt what too many had believed was a "settled issue".
Morning Consult: Kamala Harris Leads 2028 Democratic Primary Poll
According to a Morning Consult poll of 1,012 likely voters, 43% of Democrats and Democratic-leaning independents would vote for Kamala Harris if the 2028 Democrat presidential primaries were held today. The next closest candidates were Pete Buttigieg with 9% support, Gavin Newsom with 8%, Tim Walz with 7% and AOC bringing up the rear (which isn't that big or juicy) at just 4%.
America has not yet even begun to digest the outcome of the 2024 election, so these numbers are beyond meaningless. They are, however, still very funny to me, mainly because they suggest that an unhealthy number of Democrats still have not accepted that Kamala Harris was a terrible candidate. If she does decide to run again (which I find hard to believe), she will get shredded in the primaries, humiliate herself once again, and tarnish whatever remains of her legacy as the first woman VP and the current highest-ranking female office holder in US History.
Can you imagine the insane positions she would try to take to earn back her woke street cred after backpedaling on all of them in 2024? She'd have to pledge support for species-change operations for disabled, Palestinian pedophiles or some shit. AOC would eat her for lunch on the debate stage over her support of Israel. Kamala Harris earning a nomination does not seem feasible to me, but who knows?
These numbers also suggest that Democrat voters are not yet ready to shed themselves of the identity politics that a majority of Americans rejected two weeks ago. Among the leaders in that poll, you have a black/Indian woman (Harris), two gay guys (Walz/Buttigieg), and a Latinx woman (AOC). I hope they continue down this path. My biggest fear is that John Fetterman jumps in the race, consolidates the left around a populist platform (socialist variety), and rides his brand of lovable oafishness right to the White House. You laugh, but Fetterchud populism is the most potent weapon Dems have to recapture blue-collar Americans.
Fox News: How Trump and Speaker Johnson could force the Senate to adjourn, allow recess appointments
UPDATE: Of course, after I finished writing this, Gaetz withdrew his nomination for Attorney General. I decided to not delete or revise this section because the point still stands and I really didn't want to do any more edits to this blog.
According to reports, Trump is considering a scheme to install his cabinet via recess appointments whereby he would adjourn both chambers of the legislature - a power that is reserved for "extraordinary Occasions". During such periods of recess, Article II, Section 2, Clause 3 of the United States Constitution gives the President the power to fill vacancies - a power that exists as a vestige of the era of the framers when Senators were not in session as often as they are today.
I know that Donald Trump wants Matt Gaetz to be confirmed as Attorney General (which, ehhhhhhhh) but he should not pursue this idea. I say this not because of any reservations I might have about Gaetz, but because it's pretty blatantly unconstitutional and I don't think Presidents should abuse their powers.
The act would likely be unconstitutional as there is no "extraordinary Occasion" at issue here. Article II, Section 2, Clause 2 vests in the Senate the responsibility to advise and consent on all appointments made by the president. Confirming or rejecting appointees is about as ordinary as Senate functions get - making this act ripe for a 9-0 smackdown at SCOTUS. If that were to happen, all acts taken by an official installed via recess appointment would be thrown into legal question and could be ruled void (because the officer was never legally appointed). That would be a chaotic mess and torpedo the efforts of Trump's agenda.
This attempted bypass of the Senate confirmation process also violates the clear intent of the framers and their desire for appropriate checks and balances. In Federalist Papers 67, Alexander Hamilton wrote:
"To what purpose then require the co-operation of the Senate? . . . . It would be an excellent check upon a spirit of favoritism in the President, and would tend greatly to prevent the appointment of unfit characters from State prejudice, from family connection, from personal attachment, or from a view to popularity. In addition to this, it would be an efficacious source of stability in the administration."
So, yeah . . . just don't do this. I know that recess appointments have been made in the past, but not quite like what's being proposed here. Let Gaetz, RFK, and Tulsi sink or swim based on their performance at confirmation hearings and whatever backroom dealings must be done to secure their appointments. If they fail, find someone else who can achieve similar results and still get confirmed.
TL;DR - follow the Constitution and don't set bad new precedents for Matt Gaetz.
The Other McCain: Rule 5 Sunday: Casual Denim; In The Mailbox: 11.19.24 (Afternoon Edition)
Getting High on X
The McRib is back.
Vanessa had a twitter interaction with Flavor Flav (not a joke).
Courtney Knill was called fat and ugly by the internet (she's not)
Krissy's new shirt makes communists weep (her tits kill them too, presumably)
Krissa got herself a Milkers Against Marxists shirt :-)
Andrew wants to be featured here, but he's in a catch-22.
Firebrand fooled people with a Mika-inspired Trump Truth Social Post.
Izaboo took Mao to the woodshed.
PizzaCzar reminded me of how bad the Chicago Bears are.
Controlled_Slide has PhD-level knowledge of Flappr MOTY lore.
Nero pointed out that the Mayor of Knox County and incoming Secretary of Education have an interesting history together.
Kyle Beckley has thoughts on how to improve the NBA.
A tradition unlike any other - It's Friday, Cloth Off (ft. Megyn Kelly):
Sports! Sports! Sports!
TNF: Browns win snowglobe game against Steelers on last-minute TD.
Browns vs Steelers, Cleveland, Ohio, under the lights, on a snow-covered field. Football doesn't get more football-y than last night's game. It snowed the perfect amount, enough to dust the turf, but too much that the game became unplayable. It was beautiful and cinematic. It was pure, unadulterated, football porn.
At the center of it all was Jameis Winston, a personal favorite of this blog, who had a very Jameis Winston performance. On back-to-back fourth-quarter drives, Winston turned the ball over twice, once on a strip-sack and another on a poorly thrown interception. The turnovers led to Pittsburgh taking its first lead since early in the second quarter. But then, with time ticking down and the game on the line, Jameis went full-retard mode and led the Browns on the game-winning drive.
Winston was made for these moments. The former Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback out of FSU has a child-like approach to the game - he loves playing, he loves battling with the boys and he loves the snow. Before the game, Amazon sideline reporter, Kaylee Hartung, asked him about the possibility of playing in the snow. Winston replied "I am so happy and grateful that the Lord has blessed me to play in some snow, to be in true football weather in Cleveland at Huntington Bank Field today to give Him the glory," adding "It's a beautiful day."
If you can't comprehend why the presence of Jameis Winston makes any NFL game more fun, then you just don't enjoy unbridled chaos and excitement. If you can't understand why this snow globe game was fun to watch, then you never will and football is not for you. Last night was awesome. Last night was football.
NFL Week 10: Reviewed by Flappr
"I know what you're thinking: "Bart is probably going to write 'IM GOING TO BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT" 50 times". Well, you'd be wrong because Bart is dead inside. Bart is a husk of a human, hallowed out by years of humiliation and disappointment. I'm like Theon/Reek from Game of Thrones. My communist captors from Green Bay have tortured me to the point where I have disassociated from everything - my name, my life, my genitals, and, most importantly, the pain."
That quote is from me in this week's BIG TDs Football Blog! See what you're missing out on? CLICK THE LINK, read what I had to say about your favorite team, and stay for the custom gifs, highlights, and my weekly meltdowns over the Bears! PLUS, by clicking that link you'll make me happy and that's worth something, right?
Alexander Mikhailovich Ovechkin, born in the cold expanses of Moscow, is a force of nature on hockey skates. "The Great 8" may look like a Russian plumber, but he was crafted by the heavens to fire dense rubber disks into a hockey nets. His slap shot from the left circle is an event, a spectacle, a moment where physics and fear converge. All Ovechkin has done since entering the league in 2006 is hammer opponents and score goals from every angle, every position, and every way possible (and some previously thought impossible):
Ovechkin is one of the greatest players to ever play and at age 39, he's chasing down a record that most thought would remain untouched. Ovechkin has scored 868 goals in his NHL career (including a league-leading 15 this year). The current record, held by "The Great One", Wayne Gretzky, is 894 goals. Given Ovechkin's continued high level of play and how few games he's missed during his career (only 59 in 20 NHL seasons), it seemed like an inevitability that Gretzky's record would fall this season . . . until Ovechkin took this hit to his knee:
The injury, still undisclosed, forced the Capitals to put Ovechkin on injured reserve, meaning he must miss at least one week before returning, though many suspect he might be out for longer. This will postpone Ovechkin's hunt for the goals record, but only until sometime early next year. Alexander Ovechkin will become the all-time goals-scoring leader and this achievement is nothing short of amazing.
He did not reach this milestone by hanging around for years past his prime, racking up games played while scoring only 5-10 goals a year. The fewest goals he ever scored in a full 82-game NHL season was 32. He has scored 30-plus goals in 18 NHL seasons (a record) and scored 316 goals on the powerplay (also a record). Likewise, when he does take the record Ovechkin will have played a comparable number of games (currently 1444) to Gretzky (1487) or fewer and will have done so while playing a physically demanding brand of hockey, often handing out bone-crushing hits like this one:
Moreover, Ovechkin played in an era where scoring goals was much more difficult to achieve. In the 1980s (when Gretzky played the majority of his career) the average NHL team scored 306.6 goals per season or 3.83 goals per game. By the time Ovechkin entered the league, the average team was scoring closer to 2.5 goals per game. This disparity is attributable to many things, most notably significant improvements in the size, equipment, and skill of NHL netminders and increased size, skill, and speed of the average NHL player generally. To me, Ovehckin's 868 goals are already more impressive than Gretzky's 894 when adjusting for the eras they played in.
This is not to say that Ovechkin is a better overall player than Wayne Gretzky, he's not. In addition to Gretzky's 894 goals, he also had 1,963 assists (2,857 points). If Wayne Gretzky had never scored a goal in the NHL he would still hold the career points record based on assists alone. That's insane. Ovechkin, meanwhile, has only 757 career assists, a fair amount of which probably came from rebounds tapped in by teammates from shots taken by Ovechkin (those count as assists too).
In the grand tapestry of hockey, every player contributes a thread, but Ovechkin's is woven in gold. A raw talent, unwavering consistency, and a passion for the game that turned this Russian-born dynamo into the greatest pure goal scorer the league has ever seen.
Outkick: Giants Bench Daniel Jones And Skip Drew Lock And Head Toward Offseason Of Huge Quarterback Decisions
Brian Daboll biggest mistake as head coach of the Giants was making the playoffs and winning a playoff game in what was supposed to be a year one of a rebuild. After that, the franchise felt like it had to keep the core of that shitty team together and give their mediocre quarterback, Daniel Jones, a contract to keep him around for at least two more seasons. Since making the playoffs in 2022, the Giants are 8-19 and Danny Dimes has thrown 10 TDs and 13 INTs while going 3-13 in his starts under center. And BECAUSE the Giants paid Jones 80 million guaranteed, they had to let Saquon Barkley leave via free agency this past offseason and watch him rack up gaudy numbers for the division-rival Eagles.
Talk about a sliding doors moment. If the Giants had finished, let's say, 6-11 in 2022, most Giants fans would've been optimistic going into year two of a rebuild with Daboll and a quarterback not named Daniel Jones. They might even be contending for a playoff spot this year with a rebuilt roster.
Instead, the Giants are currently 2-8, have benched Daniel Jones, and are now turning to Tommy Cutlets to right the ship. This is not an ideal scenario for Big Blue, though it is somewhat comical that DeVito was named to start, over Drew Lock, the alleged backup quarterback who left Seattle for New York based upon the idea that he would be allowed to compete for playing time. Lock admitted that he was "upset and confused" by the decision and I don't blame him.
But I'd also much rather watch Tommy DeVito play on Sunday because he's kitschy, fun, and an underdog. I'm guessing that's why Daboll chose him - to try and recapture some of the magic from last year when DeVito went 3-3 as a starter and captivated the metro area by being excessively Italian.
But still, the Giants really fucked themselves by winning in 2022.
A few weeks back, after Jay Cutler was unjustifiably arrested and charged with operating his vehicle while under the influence, I told you that he was fine and that he did not need any pity from his non-SSO ex-wife, Kristin Cavallari.
I was correct. Cutty is not only doing OK, he's getting married to Samantha Robertson, the brunette smokeshow who shared photos of them in Montana last year on Instagram, with the caption: "Sunsets in Montana never disappoint." To which Jay replied: "When are we going back?" and Samantha added, "I was ready the second we left."
That's so adorable that it makes me fucking sick to my stomach. It's basically like something from The Notebook if The Notebook wasn't trash and focused on the greatest Quarterback in Chicago Bears history. Most importantly, it just goes to show that Jay Cutler is OK. Stop worrying about him! I am not! I'm sure that he was so pumped after Trump won that he wanted to celebrate (responsibly) by getting engaged! That's amazing to hear! I'm sure that it made Kristin Cavallari, who recently got dumped by a former Division III wide receiver, very jealous!
Good for Jay! Good for Love! And good for me to have this outlet to write about and make GIFs of Chicago Bears players from my formative years and their relationships! I'm sure that's a thing that healthy and well-adjusted people do!
Christen Harper is a model, who was named Co-Rookie of the Year by Sports Illustrated after appearing in its 2022 Swimsuit Edition. She is also Jared Goff's wife and one of the best supportive significant others (SSO) in the NFL today.
Back in 2021, Goff's first year in Detroit, Harper was busy fulfilling her dream of being photographed in swimwear while Jared was leading the Lions to their first victory of the season. This was at a point in Goff's career where he had recently been dealt to Detroit in a salary dump from the Rams and his future as an NFL starting quarterback was very much in doubt. Thankfully someone was able to capture the moment when Christen learned of her boyfriend's success:
Wholesome, captivating, and very supportive. Don't you think that having an SSO like Chirsten at his side helped him during moments of doubt? I do. I think that Christen and her SSO-hotness is how Goff revived his career AND I think you can attribute a fair amount of credit to Christen for Goff's $212 million contract extension this past offseason and for why he's in the running for league MVP. That's the power of having a good SSO (unlike Kristen Cavallari).
I think Jared agrees with me, which is why he popped the question to Harper in early 2022 and the couple wedded in June of this year.
Don't believe me? Let's look at the numbers. In the three seasons before getting engaged to Christen in 2022, Goff's record as a starting quarterback was 21-23 and he had thrown 61 TDs and 48 INTs - borderline backup numbers. In the three seasons since getting engaged, Goff is 30-14 with 79 TDs and 28 INTs - numbers from a franchise quarterback. Some of you may say that these numbers are coincidental, or attributable to the superior weapons added to the Lions offense or the hiring of Lions offensive coordinator Ben Johnson. I say that you're probably right, but still . . . Christen is very attractive.
First off, the public should offer thanks to Paige for this very helpful drill designed to help golfers maintain their foot spacing during the winter months when practicing outdoors becomes impossible. If you choose to watch the clip in its entirety, you may indeed need a towel by the time it finishes.
While I found Paige's advice useful (despite not playing golf) I noticed something else worth investigating (journalistically) - I think her breasts might have grown.
See what I mean there? They're always big, but they look particularly big in this video, right? And the increased size and density do not appear to be ascribable to a trick camera angle or brassiere designed to push them together more tightly than usual. They just look . . . bigger and more milky than ever before.
Paige has discussed fluctuations in her breast sizes before. Back in 2023, she went on Instagram Live and stated that the size of her boobs change "depending on weight loss and weight gain,” adding that “there are a bunch of different changes — hormonal, weight gain — that make them change size."
Sprianac has always insisted that her gifts are all-natural and I believe her. So if her bosoms have increased in size, I hope she is not suffering from a hormonal imbalance that might affect her golf game. More than anything I just want her to be healthy and happy. This is something I will follow up on as necessary in future editions of this blog. You have my word on that.
We must investigate the literalness of this BSO headline (for journalistic purposes):
Upon inspection that does appear to be Trish Stratus, who is "showing off" while wearing a "tiny red crop top" and "black leggings and knee-high boots". This is a literal BSO headline, well done, gents.
Trish Stratus is a name I haven't heard in decades. She was in the WWE at some point, right? That's where I think I remember hearing her name. Let me check.
**Checking Wikipedia**
Yes, I was right! Stratus was the WWE Women's Champion for 448 days, which is the longest reign of any women's world champion in the 21st century. She was also inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2013. Good to know! Stratus was born in Canada (not everyone is perfect) and is currently 48 years old. She looks pretty fucking great for 48, no?
Now let's see what the people in her Instagram comments said about this "red crop top" post . . .
Hornyboi, @Darren.Niles, gave Stratus a nickname in his comment, calling her "Trish the dish" and adding "oh my". That's pretty familiar for someone you don't know, don't you think, Darren?
Meanwhile, wrestling fanatic, @cococostanzo, added his own thoughts on her photos, commenting "Wonderful girl wrestler woman good lunch". Hmmm that's pretty fucking incomprehensible, Coco. "Good lunch?" I have literally no idea what you were going for, lolololol.
And finally, @rick_smith, got clever with his post, telling Stratus that she looked "incREDible" and that she looked like "a vermillion bucks!" before admitting that he googled "shades of red to make that pun." You know, I actually kind of respect that level of effort. Well done, Rick. Good work.
Meme of the Week!
This week's winner is none other than the man, the myth, the legend, The Man with the Golden Dick, @Richard_Haramabe for this bathroom-restricting rib tickler that was so clever that Nancy Mace herself quote tweeted him! (Editor's Note: In a reply to @Richard_Harambe's meme, I stated that "If she RTs this she wins MOTY". Many have incorrectly assumed that Mace has already won this year's MOTY Award. Such is not the case as the Congresswoman QUOTE TWEETED (QT) the post, but never RETWEETED (RT) the meme. There is a difference and Mace's QT did not meet the clearly stated RT requirement outlined in that reply).
No, I am not jealous! It doesn't matter that Nancy Mace has never acknowledged Flappr's existence! That's NOT why I became a fake journalist who runs a silly website that makes no money! I do this to entertain and inform, not for accolades and "thatta boys" from Congresswomen whom I, perhaps, helped become popular due to certain awards she won from our blog.
NO BIG DEAL! WHO CARES!?! We don't want her attention anyway!
But I digress . . . It's always fun when the subject of a meme gets in on the fun. Congresswoman Mace seems like a good sport and has been on a non-stop tweet meme storm while crusading for women's only bathrooms this week. It's smart for her to engage with the memeing community. It gives off the impression that she (or whoever runs her account) has her finger on the pulse of social media. Arguably, she might be doing a little TOO much on social media and she might be coming off as a little TOO obnoxious with her trolling right now.
It's an argument anyway, but I would caution her to be careful to remain on the good side of the line between "cool meme Congresswoman" and "cringe". The worst thing on the internet is when someone tries too hard to be cool and ends up coming off as lame.
I reached out to Dr. Richard Harambe for comment on his win this week and here's what he shared with me for publication:
Hmph . . . I haven't the slightest clue what he meant by this. . .
No Context Random GIF I Made But Didn't Use!
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I love this shit.
Excellent commentary on Comrade Ovechkin! The Party™ is quite proud of him and his accomplishments. He has brought even greater glory for Russian Hockey. This 'McBain' character better watch out as we put money down Ove would break the record this year. Those minerals in Siberia don't mine themselves you know. The news of this 4-6 week absence is troubling, but he'll be back sooner than we think and really hit a heater. Maybe time to double down on that wager, eh Comrades? Eh?
We noticed you ignored Comrade Datsyuk (PBUH) and his entry into the HHOF but we understand, he is a god and few can deal with his greatness outside Detroit.
Harrumph! This is all to get clicks on your phoney-baloney website!
No, I enjoy this.
Mao is probably gay.