So much to read, so little time. Good thing for you, we've curated our own weekly digest of links from around the internet entitled "Tremendously Intriguing Topical Subjects" to help keep you abreast of the most important things happening online. We will deliver it to your inbox every Friday (if you subscribe, for free, to our blog)! VERY Important We've Lost A Milker Legend News
We are sad to report that Milker Icon, Raquel Welch, passed away on Wednesday at the age of 82. Welch was perhaps best known for her role as Loana in the 1966 film fantasy One Million Years BC, where spoke fairly little, but wore a fur-lined bikini and became an overnight sex symbol.
Welch, born in my home town of Chicago in 1940, had already attained MILF status during my younger years. I missed her prime, but she maintained active "holy sh- that woman is stacked and gorgeous" status far into her 60s and 70s.
In remembrance of this fallen Milker Goddess, I am proud to share with you: Raquel Welch - In Mammoriam, a tribute video of sorts produced by yours truly. Enjoy.
VERY Important Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy News For the uninitiated, the Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy (the "DDMTE") is the marketplace for blogs that write stories about the photos that former Baywatch star, Donna D'Errico, has posted of herself on her Instagram that week (they are usually very bonkable).
Each week in Tremendously Intriguing Topical Subjects, I cover this important market news to help keep you abreast of how invested bloggers are in covering Donna D'Errico posting photos of herself being hot on Instagram.
We are happy to report that, after two weeks of downturn, the DDMTE saw a MASSIVE MAMMORIED rebound this week, with NINE stories written about Donna D'Errico posting photos of herself being hot on Instagram.
So what lead to the Bull Market for Beautiful Blonde Bolt-ons? Well, it appears that Ms. DD'errico (intentional misspelling for comedic effect) donned some lace lingerie for Valentine's Day and, of course, shared a photo of herself looking hot on Instagram. Let's investigate:
Additionally, some bloggers who tirelessly pour over D'Errico's Instagram account for content to write about for their websites (not me, I cover the DDMTE) noticed that Donna posted a photo of herself in her "trigger bikini". You see, as we originally reported last year, Donna was bullied by "haters" who trolled D'Errico by telling her she was "too old" to post photos of herself in the now infamous a star-spangled bikini.
According to D'Errico, this bikini "started it all", which we take to mean the founding of the DDMTE (or, more likely, the onset of her newly discovered social media influencer status).
We salute you, Donna, for the example you've set for MILFs here and abroad.
Flappr will continue to monitor the DDMTE for further developments.
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Do I need to start reporting on the LHMTE?
What a hero.
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