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VERY Flappr Season Four News!
For a moment last week, I considered whether or not to renew our web hosting for the upcoming year. As you can tell, I chose to run the Flappr blog back for another year. What can I say, I still enjoy writing these silly blogs to entertain you each week!
I detailed the thoughts behind my decision in a blog published earlier this week called "Until?".
I liked what I wrote and I encourage you to give it a read to better understand how my head works and to also provide me with affirmation that I sorely, sorely crave.
I have a few new ideas for Season Four - but none of them mean a thing without your continued support.
Thank you!
VERY Important Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy News!
For the uninitiated, the Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy (the "DDMTE") is the marketplace for blogs that write stories about the photos that former Baywatch star, Donna D'Errico, has posted of herself on her Instagram that week (they are usually very bonkable).
Each week in Tremendously Intriguing Topical Subjects, I cover this important market news to help keep you abreast of how invested bloggers are in covering Donna D'Errico posting photos of herself being hot on Instagram.
So how did the DDMTE perform this week?
Folks, , , , I am loathe to report that the haters and losers of the DDMTE are not only back, but they've escalated the viciousness of their attacks on our Daring, Dairy-Endowed, Debutant from Dolton, Alabama.
You see, Donna didn't sit idly by while the trolls and the haters attacked MILFs for posting photos of themselves being hot on Instagram. No, Donna got up in their face, she posted MORE photos of herself being hot on Instagram. Donna squeezed them, Donna hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation, they turned to methods they didn’t fully understand - journos.
Yes, the haters and trolls have resorted to enlisting paparazzi doing their dirty work for them. Indeed, the journos suggests that Baywatch's Donna D'Errico, 55, is UNRECOGNIZABLE as she's FINALLY pictured makeup-and filter-free.
*sigh* let's investigate.
OH DEAR HEAVENS! SHE'S NOT WEARING MAKEUP! SHE'S EATING BLUEBERRIES! SHE DOESN'T LOOK EXACTLY LIKE SHE DOES ON INSTAGRAM! SHE'S WEARING A HAT!
I'm just gonna say it . . . Donna looks good in these photos and the trolls can fuck right off. The woman is 55 years old with the milkers, waist and skin of someone in their 20s.
Here's a dose of reality for you. Yes, the photos that Donna posts of herself on Instagram are ones where she feels she looks her best. Yes, she wears make up, yes the lighting is perfect and yes there MIGHT be a little editing magic to make her look pristine! People usually only post flattering photos of themselves! They do not post photos of themselves that make them feel insecure! Moreover, Donna has posted make-up and filter-free photos of herself on her own Instagram! Interested? Let's investigate!
A national hero.
Donna has not yet reacted to these attacks, but we assume that when she does. . . it will be with a photo of herself being hot online and a caption that will slap at trolls and inspire MILFs to be the best versions of themselves. Hopefully she will do a post in her now iconic American-Flag stylized bikini.
Final number of blogs written this week about Donna D'Errico posting photos of herself being sexy on Instagram: Twelve, though some of these were not celebrating Donna's hotness.
As a result of this week's cowardly smears of Ms. D'Errico, we will not be sharing links to any stories written by the New York Post, the Daily Mail or any other outlet that engaged in this slander. This was a difficult decision (because the NY Post and Daily Mail publish some of the most outlandish shit imaginable), but it is one that Flappr felt was necessary to stand in solidarity with Donna DD'Errico (intentional misspelling for comedic purposes).
As always, we will continue to monitor the DDMTE for further developments.
Very Important News (but not from the NY Post or Daily Mail)
Elizabeth Hurley: still posting absolute heat seekers.
Daily Star: 'I spent £3k on designer vagina after sister told blokes my bits looked like ham' (what a headline! Let's investigate!)
What level of sociopath do you have to be to openly mock your sister's thiccc, girthy, labias? How does that even come up in conversation? "Oi, govnuh, u don't wan't to bang me sis, she's got lady lips thicker than a honey baked, she does!"
Daily Star: Bloke has to have penis amputated after 'crazy' ecstasy-fuelled 24-hour sex marathon (blokes will literally have their penises amputated to avoid going to therapy)
Daily Star: 'I mooned sports day crowd and randy men still ask for dates after seeing my bum' (fascinating. . . let's investigate)
This video really has it all . . . attractive mom, wearing a sundress, hilarious faceplant, dress goes flying, she's ass up in a black thong, kids have a front row view, crowd gasps.
It's simultaneously hilarious, wholesome and kind of sexy. Good for her. Moms are the best.
Daily Star: Proud cougar gives fans 'Baywatch vibes' as she flaunts side-boob in red swimsuit (two weeks ago it was underboob, this week it's sideboob. Celebrate regular titty cleavage ffs)
Daily Star: Busty woman shows how she looks before and after Church – leaving mum bemused (hey! we actually featured this beauty on Mother's Day! Look at us, discovering talent!)
The mom's face really does sell the whole bit. Moms really are the best.
The Sun: I hardly go to the gym - trolls accuse me of having a BBL but it's all natural (some day, when you're bored, search "PPP" and "BBL" on Twitter. Let me know what you find)
The Sun: I’m a gym girl in the ‘itty bitty committee’ – I’ve finally accepted my arms are bigger than my cherries (all milkers matter)
Sundress Season: has arrived.
The Sun: I'm a hot mum & refuse to wear bras after Turkey boob job, tight tops do the trick (why is the fact that she got her boob job in Turkey relevant? I wouldn't imagine that Turkey performs better boob jobs than we do in the US? Am I missing something?)
The Sun: Paige Spiranac again forced to reveal whether her boobs are real or fake in Q&A (the haters say they're fake. . . )
Fox 26 Houston: Some men use maxi pads for excess 'gooch grease' (fellas, , , you don't have to wear menstruation pads to sop up your gooch grease. . . use talcum powder, ffs)
The Mirror: 'Hubby's too busy looking at his phone and the telly to have sex with me' (fellas, , , , put down the phone, turn off the telly and have sex with your wives. What are we doing here?)
Yahoo News: Pregnant transgender man Logan Brown stars on cover of Glamour UK’s Pride issue (you may live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension.)
PLUS: Abby Shapiro EVISCERATES feminist programming towards being a stay-at-home mom.
Very Important Meme of the Week
The Shooting Star meme template is an internet classic and one my absolute favorites. The catchy techno beat. The cosmic imagery. The people falling down and going on an intergalactic journey.
It's everything that makes a meme fun.
Given Joe Biden's struggles with gravity, it works perfectly here. For that, @ForAmerica (or whomever made this meme on their behalf) takes home this week's meme of the week.
10/10 would trip over a sandbag.
Other Important News
Joe Biden: struggled with not falling down.
I just really don't see how this guy runs in 2024. I know we all thought the same thing in 2020. I know that the media has normalized vegetables running for public office. I just don't see how this gets any better over the next 18 months.
Biden was able to hide in his basement for the majority of the 2020 campaign. A lot of people never got a good, protracted look at him and his physical and mental state. Those same people have seen him over the past two-plus years, though. There is nowhere to hide.
I can't see the Dems actually following through with this plan. Not when the old-man is falling all over himself.
Fox News: 'Make sure you’re standing up alongside us,' trans lawmaker warns companies (this is the ball game, mob-like intimidation and extortion tactics. Who knew Trans Tony Soprano could be so effective?)
Fox News: 83-year-old Al Pacino allegedly asked 29-year-old girlfriend for a paternity test (I have to be honest. . . I kinda don't want to be banging 29-year-olds at age 83. Sounds weird, but the thought of even me doing that disgusts me.)
Fox News: Target shares plummet to three-year low as 'woke' backlash plagues retailer (don't stop. . . whatever you do, maintain this energy and do not relent - make the cost of virtue signaling and ESG scores untenable for them)
Daily Wire: Elon Musk Responds To Twitter Canceling Deal To Stream ‘What Is A Woman?’: ‘A Mistake By Many People At Twitter’ (I am pleasantly surprised that Musk actually took this stand and backed the Daily Wire. Good on him.)
Barstool: A 'Trove' of Jeffrey Epstein Emails Exposes Some of the Celebrities and Business Moguls Who Had Meetings With the Admitted Pedophile (you should read Jerry Thornton at Barstool)
National Review: has not escaped the wrath of Professor Jimbo in their comment section.
The bullying will continue until morale improves.
National Review: Senate Votes to Roll Back Biden’s Student-Debt Relief Order (how 'bout that? Congress defended its constitutional power for once!)
National Review: The Rank Bigotry of ‘Karen’-Shaming (Wilfred Reilly is vastly under appreciated)
The Washington Free Beacon: Kevin McCarthy Just Notched a Victory. His Speakership is Perpetually on the Brink, According to the Press. (Last week, I applauded Kevin McCarthy for herding his cats and commended him on his performance in the first year of his speakership. After seeing what the GOP failed to win on in the subsequent negotiations, I regret those compliments.)
Zero Hedge: James O'Keefe Sued By Project Veritas (Project Veritas says they never intended to terminate his role at the company, that he wasn't fired until May 15, 2023 and he breached his contract by starting OMG. This is going to be fascinating to follow.)
Diogenes' Middle Finger: Spawn of Vader Booed at Alma Mater Commencement (very funny!)
THOMPSON, blog: New Niche Indignation (a wild trip through Trans subreddits)
William M Briggs: The Only Way To Avoid Illegal Discrimination Is To Illegally Discriminate (this is well done.)
The Other McCain: How White Is @TizzyEnt? (a well deserved take down of a TikTok terrorist); Chicago Group Hired Gangsters to Be ‘Peacekeepers’ and It’s Working Out Just About the Way You Might Expect (this is a must read)
The Most Libtarded Thing You'll See This Week:
After all we went through for almost two years - the lockdowns, the mandates, the masking, the school closures, the . . . everything.
Seeing this was hard to stomach.
Important News, BUT Sports
USA Hockey: lost to Latvia. . .
The Stanley Cup Finals: start this Sunday.
Panthers in six.
The NBA Finals: who gives a fuck?
Aaron Rodgers: was dancing at the Taylor Swift concert.
(*cough* homo! *cough*)
Barstool: Aaron Rodgers Proves He Is A Real Swiftie After Listing Off His Favorite Taylor Swift Songs During Jets Practice (*cough* what a homo! *cough*)
Barstool: Zack Hample May Be The Most Hated Man On The Internet But At Some Point His Greatness At Catching Home Runs Should Overshadow All That (this dude is as good at catching homeruns and foul balls as Barry Bonds was at hitting them)
It's kind of crazy how Deshaun Watson has faded out of the public consciousness.
Within 18 months, Watson demanded a trade out of Houston, got sued by a billion women for seeking sex during massage sessions, got traded to the Browns, signed the most ridiculous contract in league history, got suspended for 11 games, came back, played poorly and is now basically a non-story in the NFL.
Wild times.
Outkick: Noah Syndergaard Is Down Tremendously, Says He’d Give Up His ‘Hypothetical Firstborn’ Child To Return To Old Self (this dude has sucked for years)
Outkick: Tom Brady NOT Returning To Play, According To A Good Source Named Tom Brady (please come back and play for the Raiders, Tom! It will be amazing to see you hanging with Mark Davis!)
If Kershaw announced he wasn't going to suit up for that game, it might have inspired others to do the same under similar circumstances. Sometimes life presents you with an opportunity to stand tall for your beliefs. Life presented Clayton Kershaw with such an opportunity and Clayton Kershaw chose to slouch.
Oh well.
Outkick: Clara Fernandez Is The Paige Spiranac Of Pole Vaulting (fascinating, let's investigate!)
It would appear that Paige Spiranac is now at the level where all smoking athletes turned influencers are measured against her. Congrats, Paige.
If Kershaw announced he wasn't going to suit up for that game, it might have inspired others to do the same under similar circumstances. Sometimes life presents you with an opportunity to stand tall for what you believe in . . . Clayton Kershaw decided to slouch.
The Sun: Ex-Golf Channel and Fox Sports host launches Topless Sports League (Apparently this is Holly Sonders, a person who was on Fox Sports and with whom I did not know existed until just now)
Holy cow.
BSO: Shannon Sharpe Leaving Skip Bayless And Undisputed After Agreeing To Buyout With FS1 (my guess is that he's leaving for ESPN)
BSO: Veronika Rajek Drops Thirst Trap Photos Flaunting Her Massive Boobs (BSO has very literal headlines)
Paige Spiranac: something, something, band wagon fans, holy shit.
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