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VERY Important Good Thing, Bad Thing News!
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VERY Important Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy News!
For the uninitiated, the Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy (the "DDMTE") is the marketplace for blogs that write stories about the photos that former Baywatch star, Donna D'Errico, has posted of herself on her Instagram that week (they are usually very bonkable).
Each week in Tremendously Intriguing Topical Subjects, I cover this important market news to help keep you abreast of how invested bloggers are in covering Donna D'Errico posting photos of herself being hot on Instagram.
Why do I cover the DDMTE? Ehhh. . . I guess it's funny to me how so many blogs / newspapers will devote so much time on clickbait! It says a lot about the state of our media today! Also, Donna is very, very attractive!
So how did the DDMTE perform this week?
Well, it appears that the DDMTE is going through an interim period of market correction. After a three week period where the DDMTE shattered records and produced fifteen, twenty and then another fifteen blogs, respectively, this week the DDMTE slowed to only TEN blogs written about Donna D'Errico posting photos of herself being sexy on Instagram.
Now, before any of you DDMTE market speculators take this as a sign of great concern - let me explain to you why I'm bullish on a big market rebound next week.
It's all about timing.
Donna's primary thirst post(s) this session were posted mid week and the DDMTE operates on somewhat of a delay, in that blogs written about Donna D'Errico being sexy online are not always written contemporaneously with the posting of the photos.
For example, bloggers have written new blogs in 2023 about photos Donna posted two years ago on the Fourth of July.
Furthermore, the photos Donna posted this week were absolute bangers. In one of the photos Baywatch star Donna D'Errico, 55, puts on busty display in gold bikini as she lounges under the sun (a literal headline from the Daily Mail).
Yes, that does appear to be an accurate headline.
In another photo, Baywatch vet Donna D'Errico, 55, continues to flaunt her curves as she models a string bikini while eating a popsicle (another literal headline from the Daily Mail).
Yes, that also appears to be an accurate headline.
As a seasoned observer of the DDMTE, let me tell you that these are not replacement-level thirst posts. No, this is top-tier Donna DD'Errico (intentional misspelling for comedic purposes) MILF Thirst content and I firmly believe that bloggers will find them sometime next week (or even over the weekend) and the DDMTE will have a BIG week to close out April.
Do no discount our dairy-endowed debutant from Dolton, Alabama! We are still in a bull market. If you are holding DDMTE stock, I telling you to keep those hands diamond strong.
As always, we will continue to monitor the DDMTE for further developments.
Very Important News
Selena Gomez: I mean, wow . . . where? how? wow.
Rachel McAdams: is rocking armpit hair.
Is this because she's Canadian or a Hollywood degenerate?
Daily Mail: Move over 'glitter boobs': Coachella fashion reaches new heights with racy new 'melting top' trend (ladies, , , have we already moved on from 'glitter boobs'?)
Daily Mail: Woman reveals she is proud of her 'overflowing' DD-cup breasts (good for her!)
(fellas, , , what do we think of the tatted up look?)
The Sun: I have naturally big boobs - men make the same rude comments, but I don't care (fellas, , , big naturals need your support, not your rude comments!!!!)
The Sun: I’m a size 4XL – I did a swim haul from Meet Curve, people say I look ‘stunning’ (stunning is one way to put it. . . )
This is a boycott that I can get behind.
Daily Star: Carmen Electra says centre court sex stint with Dennis Rodman was 'hardest workout ever'
Daily Star: 'I went to uni to be doctor but my mum was raging when I became porn star instead' (her decision not to stop trying to become doctor made the world a safer place)
She probably shouldn't have been a pastor.
Daily Star: World's first AI sex toy launches – and it helps men to control their orgasms (You Will Live to See Man-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension)
Wearing a backwards hat to your 25K Harry Potter wedding. . . . very millennial!
NY Post: Princess Diana, Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle top celeb sex doll requests (fellas, , , don't have sex with royal family sex dolls)
NY Post: Model rescued after taking NSFW snaps in sea cave (women will get trapped in caves taking NSFW snaps and be like 'oopsie')
NY Post: Travis Barker buries face in Kourtney Kardashian’s thong-clad booty (a literal headline from the NY Post)
PLUS: Abby Shapiro . . . . hasn't posted on Instagram for the past three weeks.
We hope she's doing well. We love you, Abby.
Very Important Meme of the Week
Our meme of the week perfectly captures the insanity of John Fetterman's battle with the lingering effects of his recent medical issues while trying to perform the duties of a high ranking public official. Our media hates the American people so much that they attempted (and succeeded) to hide the effects of this man's condition from voters. He should've been rehabbing a life altering stroke, instead of humiliating himself in the Senate. On some level, I feel bad for the man. Then again, he did ask for this. . . so, whatever, he's fair game.
10/10 would 'hi, good night, everybody.'
Well done, @apparentlysteve.
Other Important News
Marjorie Taylor Greene: went there.
Blessed is a based RW Wom*n without a filter.
Fox News: paid $785m to settle the lawsuit against it from Dominion.
Yikes.
Fox News: Backlash erupts over 'corruption' after Hunter Biden IRS whistleblower bombshell (will be interesting to see if the media has a newfound suspicion of whistleblowers!)
Fox News: Karine Jean-Pierre silent on Hunter Biden whistleblower news (many such cases!)
Buzz Feed News: is shutting down.
(14 times we were ALL BuzzFeed shutting down operations (as told by Michael Scott GIFs!)
Daily Caller: Ron DeSantis' Presidential PAC To Send First Mailer Out To Four Important States Touting The 'DeSantis Playbook' (seems like the real battle is about to begin)
Daily Caller: Popular Fox News Host Leaving Network (It's Dan Bongino! He just shared our video! Was this our fault?!?)
National Review: McConnell Vows to Block Democrat Attempts to Remove Feinstein from Judiciary Committee (bet you thought you'd never see the day. . .)
National Review: Still getting comments from Professor Jimbo on their YouTube videos.
It was a video of British author, Douglass Murray, speaking at an NR conference.
The Washington Free Beacon: TikTok Lobbyists Visited White House at Least 40 Times in Past Year (so. . . people paid by the Chinese Communist Party to lobby for a Chinese spy app)
The Federalist: Clueless Classical Ed Critics Accidentally Make A Killer Case For It (Mark Hemingway is a highly underrated writer)
Diogenes' Middle Finger: Hypocritical Dems Accuse Repubs of Kicking Old Lady Down the Stairs
Woodsterman: It's Another Wonderful Libturd Thursday Morning
Pirate's Cove: Caribbean Island Of Dominica Looks To Be World’s First Climate Resilient Nation Or Something
Animal Magnetism: ANIMAL’S DAILY BIDEN CORRUPTION NEWS
The Other McCain: An Argument for Gun Control?; Professor Demonizes ‘Wealthy White Men’ for ‘Violence, Deceit, Irresponsibility’
The Most Libtarded Thing You'll See This Week:
To be clear, here's what he's defending:
Hundreds of people flooded the Loop on Saturday night, attacking cars, harassing tourists and fighting in the middle of the street.
Two teenage boys, ages 16 and 17 years old, were shot and hospitalized.
A woman and her boyfriend, who appeared to just want to walk through the crowd, were beaten by a mob and then robbed.
The real tragedy here? The demonization of peaceful rioting teens!
Important News, BUT Sports
Hockey: playoffs have begun.
My pick to win the Stanley Cup: The New York Rangers
Fox News: NFL personality completely shuts down Tyreek Hill after flirty tweet (wasn't Tyreek engaged to Kenny Vaccaro's sister?)
So my Jenna Jameson Rated Rookie card is worthless? I'm financially ruined.
This is the rare time I support a team leaving for a new city. The A's play in the biggest dumpster in professional sports and have tried for what seems like a decade to try and get a new facility. They tried and it wasn't going to happen in Oakland.
Barstool: "I Poke Bears" - Dillon Brooks Calls LeBron OLD And Doesn't Respect Him. (I have no idea who Dillon Brooks is, but I am on his side and hope LeBron gets chronic diarrhea and has to retire)
Barstool: Antonio Brown Reveals the Reason for His Breakup with Tom Brady was the GOAT Cussed Out His Agent (Antonio Brown is lucky that Tom Brady resurrected his career, got him one more paycheck and a ring)
My official ruling: those look too billowy to be fake, but who knows?
Outkick: Dak Prescott Hopeful Ezekiel Elliott Remains With The Cowboys (I know these two are best friends, but Zeke has been pretty mediocre for three straight seasons)
Outkick: Umpires Double Down On Ejecting Max Scherzer Over Sticky Substance (jizz? was it jizz? hope it wasn't jizz. . . very gross)
Riley Gaines: still beautiful and still not backing down.
People love to dump on Brittany Mahomes, but she looks great here! She also was with Patrick Mahomes back in college, when he was just a dude with a weird hair and a squeaky voice. Much respect for that. Moreover, she just had a baby so these Kansas City cantaloupes might be literal mommy milkies rather than silicone sweater stretchers.
TotalProSports: ESPN’s Sam Ponder Releases Statement Regarding Her Stance On Transgender Athletes (Sam Ponder is finally good for something other than shitting on Barstool all the time)
Paige Spiranac: is just the best.
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