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VERY Important Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy News!
For the uninitiated, the Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy (the "DDMTE") is the marketplace for blogs that write stories about the photos that former Baywatch star, Donna D'Errico, has posted of herself on her Instagram that week (they are usually very bonkable).
Each week in Tremendously Intriguing Topical Subjects, I cover this important market news to help keep you abreast of how invested bloggers are in covering Donna D'Errico posting photos of herself being hot on Instagram.
Why do I cover the DDMTE? Ehhh. . . I guess it's funny to me how so many blogs / newspapers will devote so much time on clickbait! It says a lot about the state of our media today! Also, Donna is very, very attractive!
So how did the DDMTE perform this week?
After going full Chernobyl last week, with a record shattering TWENTY blogs written about Donna D'Errico being sexy online, the DDMTE kept the momentum going with an extremely impressive 15 new blogs written about our dairy-endowed debutant from Dolton, Alabama!
In the last three weeks, the DDMTE has produced fifteen, twenty and then another fifteen blogs, respectively. Folks,,,, it's clear that Donna has cracked the code to the internet. This is Donna DD'Errico's (intentional misspelling for comedic purposes) world and we're all just visiting.
So what did Donna do this week to make the blogosphere lose its fucking mind? Well it appears that 'Baywatch' babe Donna D'Errico modeled a see-through bra in a Ferrari (literal headlines from Page Six from the DailyStar).
Let's investigate, shall we?
Yes, those do appear to be accurate headlines.
First off, holy shit. She looks amazing.
Second, I have no idea what this photo shoot was for - but Donna should be a national spokeswoman for basically every product in existence. Think about this, Bud Light chose to hire a man, doing a proverbial female minstrel show, to try and sell beer to women (and men?), when they could've just put Donna D'Errico in sheer lingerie drinking a Bud Light and winking at the camera.
Marketing executives don't put beautiful women in commercials any more, though. . . because their less interested in selling the actual product and more interested in virtue signaling the politics of the brand.
What a shame. If Donna told me to invest in Blockbuster, I would. If Donna said I needed a fax machine, I'd visit every local dump until I found one. If Donna said I really should watch the WNBA, I'd . . . well that's a bit too far. But you get the point, I will literally purchase (almost) anything Donna D'Errico tells me to buy.
Wouldn't you?
As always, we will continue to monitor the DDMTE for further developments.
Very Important News
Elizabeth Hurley: looks amazing; wants her own MILF Thirst Economy.
Daily Mail: Transgender pervert Jane Beck who groped two female church volunteers and exposed 'her penis' on work video call is jailed in Scotland (what a headline)
The Sun: My boobs ‘stole the spotlight’ at my son’s birthday party – I didn’t realize until I saw the video
(looks like this MILF is embracing Sundress Nationalism)
The Sun: I’m a ‘fupalicious’ midsize mamma – I let it all hang out and still look hot, wear what you want ladies ("Fupalicious" . . . ladies, , , you don't need to do this to yourselves)
Comment below if you agree with "my bum & thighs look so good".
Outkick: OnlyFans Model Has The Cops Called On Her For Having Her Boobs Out (fellas, , , is the THOT patrol real?)
Daily Star: 21st influencer says trolls don't like big girls as they 'can't handle it all' (fellas, , , is this true?)
Daily Star: Mormon mum with racy double life on OnlyFans drops jaws as she turns naughty teacher (we've covered her before in Smoking Mormon MILF Martyred For Massive Milkers)
Yes, that does appear to be a Smoking Mormon MILF with Massive Milkers
Daily Star: Women with 'overfilled Brazilian butt lifts' paying £20k to get 'fat sucked out of a**' (the legacy of the PPP program endures)
Daily Star: 'My office job left me crying all the time – but OnlyFans changed my life' (this headline is emblematic of the fall of Western Civilization).
NY Post:
I agree, that outfit is too trashy to wear to a wedding.
NY Post: My girlfriend 'Claudia' was really an AI catfish — I feel cheated (fellas, , , , you don't have to do this to yourselves)
NY Post: 'Coastal cowgirl' declared trend for summer: 'Sprinkle of Western vibes' (ladies , , , is this the next trend?)
PLUS: Abby Shapiro . . . . hasn't posted on Instagram for the past two weeks.
We hope she's doing well. We love you, Abby.
Very Important Meme of the Week
The meme of the week is a perfect example of how the most effective memes are, more often than not, simple memes. A recognizable movie still, a commonly used meme phrase, a perfect way to illustrate the insanity of Katie Porterhouse dumping scalding mashed potatoes on the head of her ex-husband.
10/10 would abuse. Well done, @mbrassenstein.
Other Important News
Donald Trump: Says the "N" word (no, not that one).
He said it with the hard R and everything!
NY Post: Air National Guardsman at center of 'digileaks' scandal revealed (the media is more concerned about the leaker than they are the actual content of the leak)
Abercrombie & Fitch: says "hold my Bud Light".
Fox News: Arrest made in killing of Cash App founder stabbed to death in San Francisco (homicides have risen 33% in San Francisco in 2023)
Fox News: Biden's transparency criticized by Americans: 'Nobody knows what's going on anymore' (things that should've been clear to everyone in 2020, when Biden barely left his basement)
Daily Caller: Rep. Biggs, House Republicans Introduce Legislation To Defund Manhattan DA's Office (this will not amount to much)
Daily Caller: 'The Young Turks' Host Says She 'Screwed Up Royally' Over False DeSantis Reporting (many such cases!)
National Review: Joe Biden Is the Favorite for 2024 (this is, unfortunately, accurate)
National Review: Still getting comments from Professor Jimbo on their YouTube videos.
The Washington Free Beacon: The FBI Should Go Back to the Basics
The Federalist: For $80 Billion (And Counting) U.S. Taxpayers Have Bought A Bloody Stalemate In Ukraine (many such cases!)
Diogenes' Middle Finger: Throwback Thursday: Vagina Museum Applies For Liquor License
Woodsterman: Skip is the Man on Wednesday Afternoon
Animal Magnetism: ANIMAL’S HUMP DAY NEWS
The Other McCain: Pentagon Leak Confirms Ukraine Suffering Shortage of Trained Manpower; Rule 5 Sunday: Elena Santarelli
The Most Libtarded Thing You'll See This Week:
The media made this theater kid a star for exploiting the death of six dead Christians.
Important News, BUT Sports
Hockey:
Fox News: Controversial NFL owner Dan Snyder reportedly reaches deal to sell team for billions (even by NFL owner standards, this guy really does suck)
Golf is in the midst of a golden era of smokeshows.
Barstool: The Packers Will Reportedly Not Be Talked Out of Their Demand for the Jets' 1st Round Pick for Aaron Rodgers (watch, somehow this c*cks*cker will win the Packers a Super Bowl next year)
Barstool: Could The Bears Draft Anthony Richardson At #9 And Trade Justin Fields? (No, lol)
Riley Gaines: still beautiful and still not backing down.
Outkick: Golf Influencer Grace Charis Copies Paige Spiranac’s Topless Green Jacket Masters Look (feels like we're on the cusp of a civil war in the golf thirst posting community)
Advantage, Paige.
Romania: has booty slapping championships.
This would've been on Spike TV in 2004.
BSO: Olivia Dunne Shows Off Boobs And Booty While Prepping For LSU Gymnastics’ NCAA Semifinals (no idea who this is, but what a headline)
Olivia Dunne: a person I know nothing about, apparently has an arch-nemesis named Breckie Hill who has fans calling her the "baddest in the game" after posting racy photo in her bed
We live in profoundly weird times. She is cute, though.
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