Tremendously Intriguing Topical Subjects - 03.24.23

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VERY Flappr Podcast News!

I am happy to announce that Flappr has finally started its own podcast!

Just what the world needed - another esoteric podcast from a bunch of nobodies who will achieve some level of self-satisfaction from being able to say you know, I have a podcast - you should give it a listen.

In actuality, our podcast is more of a repackaging of Professor Jimbo's lecture series Good Thing, Bad Thing? I had heard that many of our viewers actually enjoy listening to the dulcet tones of Professor Jimbo while doing other things - so I decided to edit the audio to a more podcast friendly form and upload one of them to our Substack.

You should go subscribe to our Substack and enjoy the opportunity to listen to Professor Jimbo wherever you go! (see I just did the thing I said we'd do above).

But seriously, we would appreciate it if you would subscribe for FREE to our Substack, because we're trying our best to find new audiences. Our hope is that if Substack's algorithm notices that we're gaining new subscribers - it may recommend our stuff to others.

It's worth a shot and we'd appreciate your support with helping Flappr grow.

VERY Important Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy News!

For the uninitiated, the Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy (the "DDMTE") is the marketplace for blogs that write stories about the photos that former Baywatch star, Donna D'Errico, has posted of herself on her Instagram that week (they are usually very bonkable).

Each week in Tremendously Intriguing Topical Subjects, I cover this important market news to help keep you abreast of how invested bloggers are in covering Donna D'Errico posting photos of herself being hot on Instagram.

Why do I cover the DDMTE? Ehhh. . . I guess the state of media today - that so many blogs / newspapers will devote so much time on clickbait - is pretty funny to me. Also, Donna is very, very attractive.

So how did the DDMTE perform this week?

Well, the DDMTE might be the only market that is shattering records this year. After setting a new highwater mark two weeks ago (ten blogs written about Donna D being hot online), the DDMTE EXPLODED this week with FIFTEEN blogs written about Donna D'Errico being sexy online.

So what did Donna do this week to set off the blogosphere? Well it appears that Donna D’Errico brands herself ‘thirst trap’ as she ‘launches over-50s bikini line’ (a literal headline from the DailyStar).

Let's investigate, shall we?

Ok, there is a bit to unpack here. . . that 'thirst trap' reference is conspicuous, no?

Is it possible that Donna DD'Errico (intentional misspelling for comedic purposes) reads Flappr? Could it be that one of the closest watchers of the DDMTE is none other than Donna D'Errico herself?

Hmmm . . . maybe? It seems possible, although unlikely.

So why did Donna post this video? Well it appears that 'Baywatch' alum Donna D'Errico was firing back after her bikini post on social media was labeled 'raunchy' (a literal headline from FoxNews, of all places). It's a shame that Donna is so often the subject online haters, but we salute her efforts to beat the trolls back to their basement.

Thankfully, these MILF critical Karens do not appear to have ruined Donna's week, as Outkick reports that 'Magically Delicious' Donna D'Errico sported Green Lingerie For St. Patrick's Day:

Yes, that does appear to be an accurate headline.

As always, we will continue to monitor the DDMTE for further developments.

Very Important News

Sydney Sweeney: Felt 'Ostracized' For Her Boobs

Do not ostracize Sydney Sweeney for her boobs, please.

Daily Mail: 'I ghosted a nice man six years ago... now he is interviewing me for a JOB' (karma is a bitch)

Daily Mail: Katie Price reveals she got her biggest ever breast augmentation (too big, yucky, Doctor Jones)

The Sun: I’m a redhead with big boobs – guys want to join me for a beach day when I put on a bikini

The Sun: Meet Karinka Pedro, the stunning OnlyFans model and rapper who stunned fans by flashing before MMA fight

Karina is on the right. . . presenting her plenteous pugilist planets of pleasure

The Sun: I have 32DDs – people say ‘you don’t look that big’ when they see my boobs but not everyone wants to show them off (unlikely source)

The Sun: I’m a gym girl – a ‘Karen’ told me not to workout in leggings because of her husband staring

The Sun: I was dress coded at the gym for showing ‘too much’ skin - people say to quit (gym dress code Karens appear to be the newest way to lie for internet clout)

Daily Star: Mum with two vaginas uses right one for adult work and is planning for her third baby on left side (a literal headline from the DailyStar)

Double Mint Gum really should put her in their next commercial

Daily Star: 'I quit teaching to become porn star and my ex-boyfriends came running back' (the groomer to coomer pipeline)

Daily Star: 'My sugar daddy paid me to feed him my used toilet roll — you would have done it too'

Imagine paying this specimen to, of all things, have her make you eat a toilet paper roll

Daily Star: Doja Cat wants to 'suck on own t***ies' as boob operation makes them look 'that good' (WTF is a Doja Cat?)

NY Post: I’ll give women the chance to win my famous sperm: donor of 63 babies (a Bachelor-style game show, where women compete for a man's sperm, is a billion dollar idea)

NY Post: I have a 55-inch butt — I use it to smuggle booze into bars

You know it smell crazy up in there

NY Post: 'World’s hottest grandma' ditches 'smutty' OnlyFans, joins new Playboy site

NY Post: I gave my groom a NSFW wedding lap dance — guests cringed but he loved it (I've written about this phenomenon before)

PLUS: Abby Shapiro OWNS wine moms!