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VERY Important Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy News
For the uninitiated, the Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy (the "DDMTE") is the marketplace for blogs that write stories about the photos that former Baywatch star, Donna D'Errico, has posted of herself on her Instagram that week (they are usually very bonkable).
Each week in Tremendously Intriguing Topical Subjects, I cover this important market news to help keep you abreast of how invested bloggers are in covering Donna D'Errico posting photos of herself being hot on Instagram.
Why do I cover the DDMTE? Ehhh. . . I guess the state of media today - that so many blogs/newspapers will devote so much time on clickbait - is pretty funny to me. Also, Donna is very, very attractive.
So how did the DDMTE perform this week? Well, after a positive showing last week, the DDMTE went full nuclear this week with TEN new blogs written about Donna D'Errico being extremely attractive online! A NEW DDMTE RECORD!
So what did Donna do this week to set off the blogosphere? Well, it was her birthday and Donna celebrated her 54th name day by posting a (tasteful) topless photo of herself on Instagram!
As you can imagine, this photo sent many writers into an absolute thirst frenzy, generating headlines like "Baywatch’s Donna D’Errico, 54, wows fans with topless snap after going ‘through hell’" and "Baywatch' Babe Donna D’Errico Celebrates Her Birthday Month In Half Her Birthday Suit!".
To her credit, Ms. D'Errico looks absolutely phenomenal at age 54. Whatever she is doing, whether it be diet, exercise or a deal with Beelzebub, it's working.
We wish Donna a very happy birthday (a Pisces, very spicy!) and hope that it was spent with people she loves.
As always, we will continue to monitor the DDMTE for further developments.
Very Important News
Sydney had quite a week.
Daily Mail: I'm petite with naturally big boobs - rude strangers are always telling me to 'unstuff my bra'
Daily Star: BBC Sport presenter whose 'boobs are so big they honk the horn' shares car selfie (what a headline)
Selena Gomez: Making her case for the 2023 MOTY Award.
PLUS: Abby Shapiro new haircuts:
Other Important News
Sylvia Garcia: has a Sen. John Kennedy moment:
Daily Caller: 'State-Sponsored Thought Policing': Twitter Files Journalist Tells Congress About Vast Online Censorship Network
National Review: Ranking Democrat Accuses ‘Twitter Files’ Reporters of Endangering Employees by Exposing Censorship
National Review: Biden’s Budget Includes $5.5 Trillion in Tax Hikes
The Washington Free Beacon: Cori Bush's Bodyguard Says He Can't Be Anti-Semitic Because He's a Jewish High Priest
The Washington Free Beacon: Americans' IQ Declining for First Time in Almost a Century, Study Finds
The Biden Administration: Cannot define "woman"
Washington Examiner: Florida fight: DeSantis building lead in head-to-head contest with in-state foe
Washington Examiner: Top US high school defends Chinese military funding
Washington Examiner: Don't believe the Democrats' fake outrage over the new Jan. 6 footage
Diogenes' Middle Finger: A Study in Projection by a Master.
Woodsterman: Libturd Thursday Morning
FromBearCreek: ANIMAL’S HUMP DAY NEWS
The Other McCain: News From Down Home: Another Antifa Riot, More Out-of-Towners Arrested
The Most Libtarded Thing You'll See This Week:
Important News, BUT Sports
Hockey:
Impressive.
Fox News: Colin Kaepernick accuses his White adoptive parents of 'problematic' upbringing, perpetuating racism
Barstool: Kyrie Irving Is Back With Another Rant
Yowza.
Listen, I'm sure she's very good at her job.
The Spun: Packers, Aaron Rodgers careen towards a divorce (Good, fuck the Packers)
JJ Reddick: Went there.
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I wish I could view the vivacious mis D'Errico but not a twitter guy. The guy in love with airplanes should warm all of our hearts. Now I know what the A in LGBTQA stands for.