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JAC

Dec 31, 2022
6 min

Flappr's 2022 Milkers Of The Year Award

Guess who's back! I am incredibly excited to be back in the pages of Flappr to reflect on a subject near and dear to my heart - boobs. ...

Wesley Kushner

Dec 31, 2022
2 min

Flappr's 2022 Movie Of The Year

A "Movie of the Year" award should go to a movie that was innovative. Thought provoking. Philosophical. A movie about the Human...

Flappr's 2022 Biggest Balls Of The Year Award

mommypenny1971

Dec 30, 2022
3 min

Flappr's 2022 Biggest Balls Of The Year Award

Folks, I am not going to lie I was really up in the air as to who would receive this year's Biggest Balls of The Year Award. So many...

Flappr’s 2022 Best Russian History Documentary on YouTube Award

H.L. Martin

Dec 30, 2022
2 min

Flappr’s 2022 Best Russian History Documentary on YouTube Award

Earlier this month, I was asked by the Flappr Editorial Board to present a new award for Flappr's Third Annual, Annual Awards ceremony. ...

Flappr's 2022 Joe Biden Of The Year Award

bartleby

Dec 29, 2022
7 min

Flappr's 2022 Joe Biden Of The Year Award

This has been a very good year for Joe Bidens all over the world. Many Joe Bidens have accomplished feats worthy of praise and have...

Nick Wilbur

Dec 28, 2022
3 min

Flappr's 2022 Big Juicy Booty Award

On July 13, 2022, a date which will live in infamy, a Democrat Congresswoman from the Bronx was suddenly and deliberately attacked by a...

Flappr's 2022 Gardener Of The Year Award

Burnout

Dec 28, 2022
2 min

Flappr's 2022 Gardener Of The Year Award

It is time, once again, to award the Gardener of the Year. In the brief history of Flappr, this has become one of the more prestigious...

Flappr's @Richard_Harambe Excellence in Memeing Award

Cox

Dec 31, 2021
3 min

Flappr's @Richard_Harambe Excellence in Memeing Award

The Good Doctor, Harambe, Doctor Cock 'n Balls, The Man with the Golden Dick, "Richard on Twitter." The man, the myth, the legend. An OG...

Flappr's 2021 Anthony D. Weiner Memorial Boner of the Year Award

Lil Amos

Dec 30, 2021
2 min

Flappr's 2021 Anthony D. Weiner Memorial Boner of the Year Award

Merriam Webster defines "Pull a Boner " as Make a blunder, as in I pulled an awful boner when I mentioned his ex-wife. This expression is...

The Drunk Republican

Dec 30, 2021
3 min

Flappr's 2021 Fredo of the Year Award

There’s a famous thought experiment that begs the question, “If you could go back in time, what period would you visit?” The idea is that...

JAC

Dec 30, 2021
4 min

Flappr's 2021 Milkers Of The Year Award

It has been almost one year to the day since I last published a blog on the digital pages of Flappr.net and, ironically enough, it was my...

Flappr's 2021 Sportsman Of The Year Award

Miller

Dec 30, 2021
3 min

Flappr's 2021 Sportsman Of The Year Award

For some reason, the powers that be at Flappr asked if I would like to create and hand out my very own award! At first, I thought this...

Atza

Dec 30, 2021
1 min

Flappr's 2021 Tin Foil Hatter Award

So I've been a part of the Flappr community for six or so months now and I thought it might be time to contribute to a site that has...

Flappr's 2021 Biggest Balls Of The Year Award

mommypenny1971

Dec 30, 2021
4 min

Flappr's 2021 Biggest Balls Of The Year Award

So many times over the course of this year I have said out loud to myself "The absolute balls on this person!" Its almost hard to discern...

Flappr's 2021 Joe Biden Of The Year Award

bartleby

Dec 29, 2021
6 min

Flappr's 2021 Joe Biden Of The Year Award

This has been a very good year for Joe Bidens all over the world. Many Joe Bidens have accomplished feats worthy of praise and have...

Flappr's Movie of the Year: Zack Snyder's Justice League

Wesley Kushner

Dec 29, 2021
2 min

Flappr's Movie of the Year: Zack Snyder's Justice League

That's right. The best movie of the year is a four hour long recut of a botched movie from 4 years ago. There is no movie that comes...

Flappr's 2021 I'm From Canada and Suuuper Nice Don't 'Cha Know? Awards of the Year

Stacey Shepard

Dec 29, 2021
1 min

Flappr's 2021 I'm From Canada and Suuuper Nice Don't 'Cha Know? Awards of the Year

As the Flappr Canadian correspondent and discord moderator, I've enjoyed my time with Flappr and now it's time to recognize it. Now since...

Burnout

Dec 29, 2021
2 min

2021 Gardener of the Year Award

Last year, I awarded the Gardener of the Year award to Antifa, for their work on the C.H.A.Z. Garden in Seattle. We’ve come a long way in...

Dec 31, 2020
1 min

Flappr's @Richard_Harambe Excellence in Memeing Award

The Good Doctor, Doc, Harambe, The People's Champion, "Richard on Twitter." The man, the myth, the legend. An OG shitposter that has...

JAC

Dec 31, 2020
1 min

Flappr's 2020 Song of the Year Award

Back in August, renowned ghetto sexual assault extraordinaire Cardi-B dropped a track with someone named Megan Thee Stallion called WAP....

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