
Lil Amos
- Dec 30, 2021
- 2 min
Flappr's 2021 Anthony D. Weiner Memorial Boner of the Year Award
Merriam Webster defines "Pull a Boner " as Make a blunder, as in I pulled an awful boner when I mentioned his ex-wife. This expression is...

The Drunk Republican
- Dec 30, 2021
- 3 min
Flappr's 2021 Fredo of the Year Award
There’s a famous thought experiment that begs the question, “If you could go back in time, what period would you visit?” The idea is that...

JAC
- Dec 30, 2021
- 4 min
Flappr's 2021 Milkers Of The Year Award
It has been almost one year to the day since I last published a blog on the digital pages of Flappr.net and, ironically enough, it was my...

Miller
- Dec 30, 2021
- 3 min
Flappr's 2021 Sportsman Of The Year Award
For some reason, the powers that be at Flappr asked if I would like to create and hand out my very own award! At first, I thought this...

Atza
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Flappr's 2021 Tin Foil Hatter Award
So I've been a part of the Flappr community for six or so months now and I thought it might be time to contribute to a site that has...

mommypenny1971
- Dec 30, 2021
- 4 min
Flappr's 2021 Biggest Balls Of The Year Award
So many times over the course of this year I have said out loud to myself "The absolute balls on this person!" Its almost hard to discern...

bartleby
- Dec 29, 2021
- 6 min
Flappr's 2021 Joe Biden Of The Year Award
This has been a very good year for Joe Bidens all over the world. Many Joe Bidens have accomplished feats worthy of praise and have...

Wesley Kushner
- Dec 29, 2021
- 2 min
Flappr's Movie of the Year: Zack Snyder's Justice League
That's right. The best movie of the year is a four hour long recut of a botched movie from 4 years ago. There is no movie that comes...

Stacey Shepard
- Dec 29, 2021
- 1 min
Flappr's 2021 I'm From Canada and Suuuper Nice Don't 'Cha Know? Awards of the Year
As the Flappr Canadian correspondent and discord moderator, I've enjoyed my time with Flappr and now it's time to recognize it. Now since...

Burnout
- Dec 29, 2021
- 2 min
2021 Gardener of the Year Award
Last year, I awarded the Gardener of the Year award to Antifa, for their work on the C.H.A.Z. Garden in Seattle. We’ve come a long way in...

Pat McMurphy
- Dec 31, 2020
- 1 min
Flappr's @Richard_Harambe Excellence in Memeing Award
The Good Doctor, Doc, Harambe, The People's Champion, "Richard on Twitter." The man, the myth, the legend. An OG shitposter that has...

JAC
- Dec 31, 2020
- 1 min
Flappr's 2020 Song of the Year Award
Back in August, renowned ghetto sexual assault extraordinaire Cardi-B dropped a track with someone named Megan Thee Stallion called WAP....

703Kyle
- Dec 31, 2020
- 3 min
Flappr's 2020 Oh Yeah. . . We Should've Known Better Award
Remember all those times when your mom told you "hey, <insert your name here>, why did you trust <insert douchebag name here>, you know...

KyCocaineBear
- Dec 31, 2020
- 5 min
Flappr's 2020 KYCocaineBear Albums of the Year Award
2020 was a weird year for music. Some years I’ll have a playlist for the year just packed full of albums but this year started really...

bartleby
- Dec 30, 2020
- 2 min
Flappr's 2020 Joe Biden of the Year Award
This has been a very good year for Joe Bidens all over the world. Many Joe Bidens have seen successes that they'd only previously...

Lil Amos
- Dec 30, 2020
- 3 min
Flappr's Anthony D. Weiner Memorial Boner of the Year Award
Merriam Webster defines "Pull a Boner " as Make a blunder, as in I pulled an awful boner when I mentioned his ex-wife. This expression is...

Nero
- Dec 30, 2020
- 2 min
Flappr's 2020 Feminine Icon of the Year
Being Flappr's resident expert in the Feminine Mystique, I was tasked with identifying the woman who in 2020 most exemplified the...

mommypenny1971
- Dec 29, 2020
- 2 min
Flappr's 2020 Biggest Balls of The Year
The award for the biggest set of cogliones of 2020 goes to none other than wealthy old white lady, Nancy Pelosi. Speaker of the house,...

Dan Stringer, SEC PIMP
- Dec 29, 2020
- 2 min
Flappr's 2020 Fraud of The Year
To commemorate the end of 2020, I wanted to look at who had committed the most egregious hypocrisy of the year. There is no shortage of...