Editor's Note: Having written 18,000 words over the past two weeks, I have given myself a week off. In my place, renowned football...

Bartleby is on vacation this week, so Mujahed Kobbe graciously agreed, by the will of Allah, to step in and guest blog with his own...

Editor's Note: given the high number of errors and/or questionable creative choices made by the author, we've utilized a modified process...