

bartleby
- Jun 21
- 2 min
100+ Alternative Words for Boobs, Breasts and Bosoms
This may come as a surprise to some of you, but here at Flappr we, every now and then. . . write about female human breasts. We never...


Confirmed Miscer
- May 2
- 17 min
Girls: The Anti-Liberal Show You Probably Dismissed
Most of you probably think of Lena Dunham as the living embodiment of third wave feminism, the median Hillary Clinton voter, the type of...


Wesley Kushner
- Mar 6
- 13 min
Wes Reviews: The 95th Academy Awards
Artists love to say that "award shows don't matter", but they're lying. Any artist that tells you that art shouldn't be a competition is...

bartleby
- Mar 1
- 4 min
Three Shows You Should Watch or Re-Watch
Editor's Note: Fresh off of a couple of weeks of madness trying to get The Chinese Revolution - Good Thing, Bad Thing? (Part Two)...

bartleby
- Feb 9
- 6 min
The Top 5 Video Games From The Past 10 Years
There was a good ten-year period of my life when I didn't play video games. I was focused on my career, playing hockey, and trying to...

Wesley Kushner
- Dec 31, 2022
- 2 min
Flappr's 2022 Movie Of The Year
A "Movie of the Year" award should go to a movie that was innovative. Thought provoking. Philosophical. A movie about the Human...

Wesley Kushner
- Dec 21, 2022
- 3 min
Wes Lists: The Top 5 Right Wing Christmas Movies
'Tis the Season. Family is coming to visit and I know you're worried about your libtard cousin ruining everyone's good time. But you...

FancyThis
- Dec 9, 2022
- 6 min
Just Blow Him: The White Woman's Guide to Christmas Shopping for the Man in Your Life
Ladies. . . 'Tis The MFing Season. . . it's December 9th, which means you've already bought a gift for literally everyone in your life,...

Wesley Kushner
- Sep 30, 2022
- 4 min
In Defense Of Lizzo
I am disgusted. Truly disgusted. One of our most important historical relics was desecrated this week. James Madison's most treasured...

Wesley Kushner
- Aug 8, 2022
- 3 min
Wes Reviews: Prey
Hollywood is really bad at sequels and prequels. This isn't some profound insight, I know. This has always been true, we all know it and...

Wesley Kushner
- Jul 27, 2022
- 4 min
Wes Reviews: Nope
When I first saw Get Out, I was blown away. The film not a masterpiece by any means, however to think the guy from Key & Peele produced...

Wesley Kushner
- Jun 6, 2022
- 8 min
Wes Reflects: No Country For Old Men
"The coin don't have no say. It's just you." Any time someone says that movies haven't been good in 20 years, it's because they forgot...

Wesley Kushner
- May 31, 2022
- 3 min
Wes Reviews: Top Gun Maverick
You ever see a trailer for a sequel to a movie that came out more than 30 years ago and say: who asked for this? I did. I asked for this....

Wesley Kushner
- May 6, 2022
- 3 min
Wes Reviews: Doctor Strange In The Multiverse of Madness
I have been reticent to shell out any money for a Marvel movie after BLACK WIDOW failed to impress and ESPECIALLY after learning about...

Wesley Kushner
- Apr 29, 2022
- 3 min
Wes Reviews: The Northman
Every young boy has the same desire. It is in our dreams. It is in our blood. It is our solemn birthright and nothing can stand in our...

Wesley Kushner
- Mar 8, 2022
- 4 min
Wes Reviews: The Batman
The Batman appears to be a fun starting point to a new Batman franchise, but it is not perfect and suffers from what feel like totally...

A.C.
- Feb 15, 2022
- 4 min
Mating, Conservatively
February 15th. The day after St. Valentine’s Feast. The morning alarm rings in a hollow room. Occupancy: 1 You’re in your thirties,...

Wesley Kushner
- Feb 9, 2022
- 3 min
Wes Reviews: Moonfall
What did I want out of a movie where the Moon falls to the Earth? More. So, so much more. But no. Liberals took that from us. This movie...

A.C.
- Jan 28, 2022
- 9 min
10 Ways To Hide Your Conservatism
We’ve all been there. The undeniable shame of being “made” as a conservative. Sitting in an interview and the afro-chinese transmasculine...

Wesley Kushner
- Jan 19, 2022
- 2 min
Wes Reviews: Scream (5) (2022)
Let me start with this: I only saw the last half of the first Scream. I never saw the others and never had any desire to see them. I...