Let me tell you about the greatest holiday of all time.

Let me tell you about this unthinkable nightmare.

Any help would be appreciated.

Let me tell you the big news.

Let me explain a certain popular concept to you all.

Let me tell you about a certain historical figure. You may have heard of him.

Let me tell you about Pride Month.

Let me tell you about the great country of Mauritius.

Let me tell you about this so-called vaccine.

Let me turn things over to my good friend, General Starla.

Let me dissect this so-called holiday through a critical lens.

Let me lay say it, if no-one else will.

To whom it may concern...

Let me tell you about whether you should stay in business...

Let me tell you about my new beliefs.

Let me catch you up on the latest drama.

An instant masterpiece, I assure you.

Let me tell you about the great Rush Limbaugh, RIP.

Let me tell you how sorry I am.

Let me tell you who you brats are messing with.

Share this! Share this! Share this!

And why it's so, so, so totally amazing!!!

Who says you can't have fun during a pandemic!!!

Let me tell you about where we're headed.

Let me tell you about this scurrilous imposter.

Let me tell you how I really feel.

Let me tell you about this so-called "restaurant".

Let me tell you about the hate in my home.

Let's think this through.

If I could be serious for a moment.

Even more retrospective on the greatest cinematic achievement of all time.

Let me tell you about forbidden love.

Let me tell you what a lack of alcohol can do.

Where do they keep coming from?

My grandson is trying to ruin me.

Ask my grandson what this is. I have no clue.

Notes from a magical evening.

From Progressia, with love...

No, not that kind of film.

More retrospective on the greatest cinematic achievement of all time.

Go grab a beer.

Well, you kno-o-o-o-w...

A retrospective on the greatest cinematic achievement of all time.

Let me tell you about Genghis Kahn.

Content Warning: There is math in this one.

Help me mend our social fabric by tearing it to shreds.

Help me reform our cities by burning them to the ground.