YOUR Daily Horoscope 12.24.20

In these times of uncertainty, we're all looking for answers. Some of us look to the Good Book, some of us look to the bottle, some of us look within, while a portion of us look to the stars. Accordingly, please adorn yourself with your most power healing crystal necklace, harness your chi, sacrifice a goat and enjoy your daily horoscope:

Dec 24, 2020 - This is bound to turn into a silly day if you let it, Taurus. Your best bet is to give in to the strange patterns at work. Communication seems blocked at every turn. You can expect technical difficulties like phone malfunctions or computer crashes. You and your mate will speak in two different languages. No one seems able to get a point across. Don't fight it. Just laugh. All will be normal again tomorrow. By the way, you know that climate change is total bullshit, right? I mean, I'm sure it's A problem, and it's probably true that humans are playing some part in warming the planet, but it's not THE problem the way the Libs and the media (same thing, amirite?) make it out to be. It sure seems like progressives just use the "climate emergency" as a way to try and push their radical agenda that NOBODY would sign on for, unless there was some "emergency". These people just want you to start eating bugs, drinking with gross paper straws, living in gross, big cities, embracing socialism and submitting for daily penis inspections because it's how they get their rocks off, not because of some "emergency". Fuck that. Even if the US did adopt all these "green" policies, China and India aren't slowing down their industries any time soon, so if we're truly fucked on climate, we're going to be fucked whether or not we ruined our economy and our lives. I dunno, these people just seem like bullshit to me.

Namaste and God Bless America.