YOUR Daily Horoscope - 1.5.21

In these times of uncertainty, we're all looking for answers. Some of us look to the Good Book, some of us look to the bottle, some of us look within, while a portion of us look to the stars. Accordingly, please adorn yourself with your most power healing crystal necklace, harness your chi, sacrifice a goat and enjoy YOUR daily horoscope. Are you wondering what zodiac sign this is aligned to? Good question. It's YOUR daily horoscope, meaning it's aligned to YOUR zodiac sign, so stop thinking and start reading:

Jan 5, 2021 - Oh, definitely color outside the lines today! You don’t usually need a lot of encouragement to do that, but under a boldly empowering alignment of visionary Jupiter, some very original ideas or approaches to problem-solving could strike like lightning. If you’re on your own, make sure you have a way to record these brainstorms. They could be gold mines! Speaking of gold mines. . . what's the deal with the New York Times and their seemingly constant SIMPING for China and the Chinese Communist Party? I mean they literally published a story from a journo who used to work for a Chinese state-run "news" agency and she's all like "Chinese don’t have freedom of speech, freedom of worship or freedom from fear, but they have the freedom to move around and lead a normal day-to-day life." I mean, why would an American newspaper (allegedly the NEWSPAPER OF RECORD) publish something so unabashedly pro-communism? Why would an American newspaper publish something that is against freedom of religion, freedom of speech and freedom from. . . fear? It sure feels like something fishy is going on here, like - maybe foreign interests have bought up a lot of our media outlets are are using them to tear us apart from the inside. Or maybe the New York Times is just run by unabashed dictatorial, atheist, communists. Neither would surprise me. I dunno, just saying.

Now that I think about it, this had nothing to do with gold mines. My bad.

Namaste and God Bless America.