• Prof. James O'Flannery

What the Hell is Going On?

Dear readers,


Excuse me, maybe I’m just an old man who’s starting to lose it, or maybe I’m a young man who takes a lot of drugs and thinks he’s an old man sometimes. How would you know?


How can any of us know? What the hell was that last night? Can we clean up this mess or what? Who are you to tell me what I should with the goddamn dragon laying technicolor easter eggs on my lawn – TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE!! – huh? What? What did you say to me, just now?


Yeah! Well, same to you, pal! O-ho! That’s rich! Tell ya what, you can take that goddamn mouth of yours and suck off a porcupine! Yeah, I said it! What’d ya gonna do about it? Big man, I see… Say, I like you. You can come over to my house and play footsie with my sister. Sure… I’ve got change for a dollar. No! I don’t know why they call them fish and not fishes. Ha, ha! Balderdash!


It’s called a newspaper…. Buy one!


Sincerely……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. ……………………………………………… …………………………………………………………………………………………. ………………………………………………………. ……………


jAmesssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSss……………………


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