WATCH: SHOWTIME Debuts Trailer for Resistance-Porn Themed James Comey Mini Series

PROTECT THE INTEGRITY OF OUR ELECTIONS!


SAVE THE USPS!


TRUMP WANTS TO STEAL YOUR DEMOCRACY!


Oh, and watch this mini-series about James Comey during and after the 2016 Election that is surely one-sided, exaggerated and riddled with #RESISTANCE conspiracy theories.


CBS reportedly has one coming too.

Yep, Showtime made a mini-series titled "The Comey Rule" and it looks absolutely insufferable. Here is the trailer:


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I mean, I am old enough to remember when this country was VERY VERY concerned about disseminating misinformation that might interfere with our elections - so I am not sure how I am supposed to react to a major American network airing a mini-series that appears to want to slander the President and defend the good name of . . . James Comey?


The Russia, Russia, Russia stuff has been litigated time and time and time and time again. We even appointed a special counsel to investigate the whole ordeal, remember? The Mueller Report specifically states that it "did not establish that members of the Trump Campaign conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in its election interference activities". The Mueller Report took over two years to finish and came out last year, remember?


Yes, the Trump campaign had some contacts with Russians, NO the Trump campaign did NOT coordinate with the Russian government. Was it good that he had contact with the Russians? No. Was it good that the DNC paid for a phony dossier cooked up by a former foreign spy, lied that it paid for the dossier and then was reveal to have paid for the dossier? No.


But here we go again. I am sure that SHOWTIME intends to treat this subject matter without any bias, RIGHT?


Uh-oh. . .

No, no . . . read above, SHOWTIME, we did a whole Mueller Report thing, 'memba?


Oh Jesus.


No. . . no he didn't.


Oh, for fuck's sake.

Yep, totally unbiased, just as I suspected.


I'm sure that this SHOWTIME mini-series will delve into how Comey might have lied to Congress about the briefing then-President Barack Obama about the unmasking of Michael Flynn.


Or how Comey wrote seven memos describing private conversations he'd had with the President and gave one of the memos to a friend to share with the New York Times, which the Inspector General said violated department rules?


I mean, I didn't see any of that featured in the trailer, but it surely must be included if this is a totally unbiased recounting of what transpired, right? RIGHT?


Anyways. Buckle-up, folks, this is only the beginning of what is going to be an absolutely insane election cycle.

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