WATCH: Kamala Calls Potential Win a 'Harris Administration with Joe Biden'

So yesterday Kamala Harris did that thing that we've probably all done before by accident, she said the quiet part out loud. It usually happens to children, too excited to keep a secret, but it happens to (dumb) adults on occasion as well - you're not supposed to share a piece of information, but it comes out during the course of conversation.


For Kamala Harris, yesterday, she said what we all pretty much knew already, that if Joe Biden wins, Joe will be President in name only and that Kamala Harris - the most liberal member of the United States Senate - will be running the show:


LOL, this Biden campaign is really, truly, elder abuse. They trot this poor man out from his basement, prop him up and tell him to read off a teleprompter - all the while knowing that he's just a trojan horse for their socialist fever dreams. I doubt that Joe is aware of any of this, if elected, the Dems will probably hire a full cast of actors, pretending to take orders from him and present him with 'challenges' to make it all seem real - while Kamala, Nancy and the Squad run the country.


In fairness to Kamala, Joe is basically rotting away before our very eyes. Just look at this video from yesterday, flies trying to feed off his decaying flesh:


In a fair and just world, this man would be given a warm blanket, a tall glass of warm milk and the opportunity to watch reruns of Matlock all day. Instead, there is a chance that he might be the nominal leader of the free world. Oh well.


On to some fun reactions:





Well said. Reminder, know what you're voting for, know what that vote means.


BONUS KAMALA FLATULENCE FACT CHECK!!!!

BONUS KAMALA FLATULENCE FACT CHECK!!!!

BONUS KAMALA FLATULENCE FACT CHECK!!!!



The twitter-sphere is abuzz with claims that Harris let loose an audible fart during her campaign event yesterday. Here is the video:


Hmmm . . . going to need to isolate that fart-like noise to getting a better idea:



Hmmm. . . . Kamala's facial expression and subtle adjustment suggests that a toot may have occurred; however, I think that it might have just been a squeaky chair.



This face ^^^ sure does look like an "I thought that one was going to be silent" face. . . Hmmm, I am still going with squeaky chair is the most probable explanation.


See, you can never call me a partisan hack, I call 'em like I see 'em.


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