Today is a day that ends in "y", so of course Joe Biden did or said something extremely embarrassing.
So what ridiculously dopey thing did Biden say today? Well, during a speech he was giving to announce some of his cabinet members 'Ol Joe was caught overrelying on his trusty teleprompter and . . . well, just watch for yourself:
I'm going to try and transcribe for those who don't speak "babbling, old-asshole":
"Here's what its mission is, *unintelligible* , to create strong, sustainable, inclusive communities and quality, affordable homes for all, end of quote" ~ Joe Biden, 12/11/2020
So yeah, while I'm not familiar with reading from a teleprompter, I have seen the movie Anchorman and in that movie, Ron Burgundy is famous for reading literally anything you put on a teleprompter.
You're not supposed to read the stage directions, Joe. Those are just there to give you some cues as to what is a quote and what is NOT a quote, you senile fool.
It would be one thing if this was the first time this happened, but it's not. In fact, I wrote basically the same story back in September, when Joe Biden mistakenly read "end of quote" while reading from HIS FUCKING TELEPROMPTER.
It's obvious to anyone with a set of eyes and a brain, that this guy's noodle is cooked several degrees beyond al dente.
I know that he and Kamala Harris just won Time's Person of the Year (lol, that's a whole other story), but the real Person of the Year is whomever has to wrangle this senile old fool all day. I imagine his handler(s) waking up each day and praying to Satan (because this person must obviously be a satanic lib) in hopes of bringing about some cosmic intervention to prevent Joe from fucking up again. When it doesn't happen, this wrangler must find a dark alley and chain smoke into oblivion to relieve the gargantuan stress of trying to get Joe Biden to not be an imbecile.
It's a shame really that this man is likely going to be inaugurated, come 2021. This is really the best our country has to offer? Between his dementia and his insane swampiness, Joe Biden is the only person elected to be President (in my life time) that I've genuinely felt is completely unfit to serve.
Yes, even Barack Obama never came off as completely outmatched by the immense responsibility of the office - his actions while in office proved that later on.
Too bad for Team Biden, too bad for Democrats, too bad for America.
Have a great weekend. God Bless America.