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So Richard Grenell is no longer the acting DNI, but Fart Boy Swalwell still cannot get off his dick. The representative from California's 15th district is a fucking mess.
He decided to pick a twitter fight with Grenell because.......??
LMAO IT'S SO GOOD THO
SPOILER ALERT: GRENELL IS NOT WRONG
OK SIDEBAR BUT BSB I WANT IT THAT WAY JUST CAME ON MY PLAYLIST HELLLLLLLLLLLL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
OK BUT BACK TO THIS BITCH
FART BOY, THE JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES THAT HE IS, AIN'T ABOUT TO PASS UP AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHIT ON GEN MICHAEL FLYNN:
LMAO, PLAYLIST MOVED ON TO PONY BY GENUWINE, DON'T FUCKING JUDGE ME, iHeart90s MAKES THE RULES.
WAIT HOLDDDDDDDDDDD UP
ADAM SCHIFF'S HANDMAID DECIDED TO WEIGH IN
GOLDMAN IS THE CRITTER WHO PLAYED LAWYER FOR HOUSE DEMS DURING INTEL HEARINGS ON UKRAINE BULLSHIT, LMAO, HE IS SAD
KINDA WILD THO, BECAUSE HE SEEMS LIKE PROB A GOOD ATTORNEY, NO IDEA WHY HE'S ON HIS KNEES FOR PENCIL NECK, BUT WHATVER
NEVER MIND, MYSTERY IS SOLVED, GOLDMAN IS JUST A PIECE OF SHit
THESE KNOB GOBLINS AIN'T GOT TIME TO GUZZLE YOUR ASS IF YOU'RE NAME INS'T LT. CORONAL DIPSHIT.
I GOTTA GO BACK OT WORK
FINISH SOME SHIT
BART WILL CLEAN THIS SHIT UP
BECAUSE HE IS BEST
THE SALIENT POINT IS THAT GRENELL IS FUCKING AWESOME
LONG LIVE #FARTGATE