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Tremendously Intriguing Topical Subjects - 05.05.23

So much to read, so little time.


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VERY Important Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy News!


For the uninitiated, the Donna D'Errico MILF Thirst Economy (the "DDMTE") is the marketplace for blogs that write stories about the photos that former Baywatch star, Donna D'Errico, has posted of herself on her Instagram that week (they are usually very bonkable).


Each week in Tremendously Intriguing Topical Subjects, I cover this important market news to help keep you abreast of how invested bloggers are in covering Donna D'Errico posting photos of herself being hot on Instagram.


Why do I cover the DDMTE? Ehhh. . . I guess it's funny to me how so many blogs / newspapers will devote so much time on clickbait! It says a lot about the state of our media today! Also, Donna is very, very attractive!


So how did the DDMTE perform this week?


After a down week last week (five blogs), the DDMTE experienced a modest rebound, with EIGHT new blogs written about Donna D'Errico posting photos of herself being sexy on Instagram.

I'm not quite sure why we're in the midst of an early spring lull in the DDMTE. Donna is still posting absolute heaters on the regular, so market fundamentals remain strong.

ROCK SOLID FUNDAMENTALS!


And yet, it cannot be denied that the DDMTE has cooled from the heights of early April, where we saw, on average, about 17 blogs written about Donna thirst posting each week. Perhaps the media has regained focused on things that actually matter? (LOL. LMAO, even). Perhaps bloggers are training their focus on new thirst posting attractions? Or, perhaps, bloggers are trying to protect the DDMTE from oversaturation? I think the last one makes sense as, over time, links that include the same names over and over again may lead to thrist-fatigue.


I'm going to go with that that hypothesis - the blogosphere is just protecting the DDMTE from itself. Sure, why not?


So what did Donna do this week to generate EIGHT new blogs about her social media posting activity? Well, apparently, Donna D'Errico, 55, showed off her stunning figure in boy shorts (a literal headline from the DailyMail). Fascinating, let's investigate!

Yes, that does appear to be an accurate headline.


Photos like that are why I still have faith that DDMTE remains a blue chip investment. Donna looks fantastic and maintains a positive disposition, despite fighting off internet trolls and/or haters on a seemingly never ending basis.


Inspiring stuff. Never count this woman out, of anything.


As always, we will continue to monitor the DDMTE for further developments.

 

Very Important News


Pamela Anderson: released her own swimsuit line with the same company as Sydney Sweeney.

She looks good and happy and healthy!




The Sun: I love having the world's biggest breasts but there’s a huge downside (Please read my thesis How Big Is Too Big? for my thoughts on this topic.)


Yeah, I guess it depends on where you work, but that whole outfit is just ridiculously inappropriate for essentially any professional setting. You can look sexy while dressing professionally.


Trust me, I do it every day. Ok, I don't, but still. . .


Not slutty and big props to this British beauty for embracing Sundress Nationalism



Daily Star: Bloke watches American Pie sex scene with gran – and her reaction has viewers howling (fellas,,, don't watch a sex scene with your gran and film her for internet clout)


Daily Star: Proud cougar, 52, leaves fans 'in love' after flaunting underboob in skimpy swimsuit (ladies,,, piece of advice, it's way sexier when you don't try so hard. It's cringey when you annoint yourself a 'proud cougar'. Just be you.)


Ok, so this appears to be the same girl from I was kicked out of a store over my shorts — I’m a victim of ‘hot phobia’ from last week. Apparently her shtick is that she is a virgin with a Brobdingnagian Brazilian Badonk that she plasters all over the internet. Thank heavens she's keeping her virtue intact!



Ladies, , , , you don't have to do this to yourselves. We like regular sized legs.


NY Post: Sydney Sweeney shows off her curves in embellished Miu Miu at Met Gala (no, Sydney, stay away from the lizard people ball!!!)


NY Post: Judge suspended for showing up half naked to Zoom court hearing (This is an old one, but what a headline)


Believe it or not, I actually like classical music and enjoy going to the symphony! Yes, even a not smut peddler like myself can have refined tastes.


I can't imagine busting a nut to Tchaikovsky, though. That's some next level degeneracy. I mean Gershwin's Rhapsody In Blue and its amalgamation of jazz and classical? Maybe. . . MAYBE I could see someone having a chuffbox trembler, but even then, that's a stretch.


PLUS: Abby Shapiro . . . . hasn't posted on Instagram for the past five weeks.


We hope she's doing well. We love you, Abby.

 

Very Important Meme of the Week

This is a pretty esoteric right-wing Twitter meme, but it's a great one. Essentially, Steve Sailer is a writer who likes numbers. He thinks there is more truth in data than there is in media narratives. So Sailer uses data (typically crime data) to disprove leftist talking points on Twitter. This has resulted in Steve becoming somewhat of a folk hero to some and a racist to others. Sailer's writing does often touch on subjects of race, but I've never gotten the impression that he comes from a place of animus. To me, at least, Sailer just seems like an autistic-type who. . . likes numbers and can't help but call out bullshit when it's so clearly contradicted by data.


Wes' meme above beautifully connects Sailer's years of debunking false claims to rise of the recently revamped community notes feature on Twitter. Now that Elon has empowered users to fact check people in power, they don't like it - especially when it comes from people who might have been inspired by Sailer's work.


10/10, would rate as "helpful" on community notes. Well done, @wesleykushner.


 

Other Important News


Tucker Carlson: total fucking legend.

NY Post: House subpoenas FBI file on Biden role in 'criminal scheme' as new whistleblower emerges (Joe Biden could shower with his daughter in the middle of Fifth Avenue and the media wouldn't blink an eye. Not holding my breath that any of this leads anywhere)


NY Post: Florida's DeSantis signs bill allowing death penalty for child rapists (will we see Democrats defend pedos here? Lolol probably.)


Outkick: Entourage’ Star Endorses Making Reboot: ‘Let’s F*cking Do It’ (a no-brainer, an Entourage reboot, if it maintained the same scathing tone, would be hugely popular for HBO)


CNN: Trump to appear at CNN town hall in New Hampshire (seems like everyone's already dusted off the 2016 GOP Primary playbook!)


Daily Caller: Biden Admin Tells Catholic Hospital To Put Out Sanctuary Candle Light In Violation Of Religious Beliefs (remember how important Joe Biden's faith was to him during the campaign?)


National Review: The Limits of Press-Bashing (there are no limits, bash them until your voice is hoarse and your arms have gone numb)


National Review: Still getting comments from Professor Jimbo on their YouTube videos.

It was a clip of Rich Lowry and Mike Pence speaking at the NR Ideas Summit


The Washington Free Beacon: US Navy Names Drag Queen as 'Digital Ambassador' (So. . . just your average Navy midshipman)



We've gone from "nobody's coming for your gas stove" to "new gas stoves are banned in NY State" within 3 months. That's gotta be a record for "this isn't happening" to "it's happening and its a good thing".





The Most Libtarded Thing You'll See This Week:

For those unfamiliar with Evanston, it's a beautiful city just north of Chicago. It's home to Northwestern University, has picturesque tree lined streets, a few beautiful small beaches along the coast of Lake Michigan and is populated by some of the biggest libtards known to mankind.


Not your typical, run of the mill "I put a black square on my Instagram" libtards, but rather "I read White Fragility and I decided to decolonize my life" type libtards. These are the type of libtards that literally wept on election night in 2016. These are professor-at-Northwestern type libtards. In other words, these are Giga-libtards.


In 2021, while Evanston schools were still closed, the school superintendent told parents that he was not going to reopen schools and risk a single student contracting the coronavirus and that arguments to the contrary were evidence of "white supremist (sic) thinking".


So what did Evanston parents do? They extended his contract through 2026! Very Evanston!


That takes us to Evanston's latest libtard initiative to combat inequality - segregating math classes by race. Nothing screams "progress" quite like putting all the black kids in their own special math class.


Keep in mind that Evanston takes great pride that it was among the first schools to desegregate its school system, implementing a busing program and redrawing its district lines in the 1960s to ensure that white students and black students learned together.


Leave it to progressives to follow their bad ideas so far that it leads them to back to the racist ideas they fought to eliminate over 60 years ago. Very progressive! Very Evanston!

 

Important News, BUT Sports


Hockey: Yeah. . . I definitely Jim Cramer'd the New York Rangers by picking them to win the Cup.




So Wander Franco fits in the group of players that came up to the majors after I stopped watching baseball a few years ago. I checked his stat line and he looks very good! But this ball flip in the middle of a play is extremely cringe.


This is the natural progression of the bat flip (also cringe). Cretins on Twitter will defend this as "why do you hate fun, bigot!", "this type of flair is just a part of his culture!" and "if you don't like it, just don't ground out to him!". Baseball stat nerds are the ones that are typically spearhead this charge because they all, more or less, view the traditions of baseball as a form of white supremacy. They are also responsible for things like "launch angle", "spin rate" and "exit velocity" which helped transform most at-bats into three outcome events (BB, K or HR). Baseball stat nerds ruined baseball.


TL;DR Baseball stat nerds are a detestable group of soy boy cucks that ruined the game.


Barstool:

Full disclosure: I am a Barstool guy. I like Barstool, not because it's "conservative" (it's not), but because it's the closest thing to apolitical that exists in the sports world today and being apolitical is basically fascism to the libtards.


I like Barstool because the content is bawdy and mostly geared towards men in a world where there are so few places left that make content that is bawdy and mostly geared towards men.


I like Dave Portnoy, not because he's conservative (he's not), but because he's funny, he created something unique and has fought to keep Barstool a place that makes bawdy content that is mostly geared towards men.


Should Mintz have been fired for mistakenly rapping a lyric to a song? No, of course not, and Barstool deserves to feel the heat for allowing this to happen.


Yet, when Portnoy says he didn't want to fire Mintz, I believe him. There have been so many times where Portnoy could've caved to what the media wanted him to become. When Deadspin transformed into Mother Jones, Barstool remained Barstool. This is why Barstool became so successful and why the media fucking hates Dave Portnoy.


Yes, this situation sucks, but you should not give Barstool the Bud Light treatment. Barstool still (mostly) remains Barstool and one of the only places left that will try and entertain you, rather than indoctrinate you. Give Portnoy some shit to keep him honest and then move on. There are many battles to be fought in the culture wars ahead and Barstool isn't among them, at least not now and not for this issue.


NY Post: Patrick Mahomes' brother arrested for sexual battery (Cooper Manning is no longer the GOAT annoying HOF QB brother)


Outkick: Kirk Cousins, Not Getting Contract Extension This Year, Has Great Attitude About Uncertainty (Cousins somehow went to overrated to underrated over the past few years)


Yes, that does appear to be an accurate headline.



BSO: Jessie James Decker Shows Off Massive Fake Boobs To Prove She’s A MILF (BSO gets very literal with their headlines)


TotalProSports: Olivia Dunne Appears To Suffer Wardrobe Malfunction In Behind-The-Scenes Photos From Racy SI Swimsuit Shoot (there is an entire economy of blogs dedicated to Olivia Dunne, who I think is a gymnast at LSU(?), being sexy online)


TotalProSports:Olivia Dunne’s Rival Breckie Hill Stuns Her Fans By Doing The Splits In A Racy, Low-Cut Top (see what I mean? Her rivals even get blogs written about them being sexy online!)


Paige Spiranac: wants to go the distance.

 

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