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The Twelve Days of the War on Christmas

Season's greetings Flapprites! Barring a miracle it looks like Biden/Harris will be entering the White House on January 20th of next year which means Christmas 2020 will be the final legal celebration of the holiday. The War on Christmas is back on folks. Flappr JAC has come up with his very own rendition of the classic Twelve Days of Christmas for the troops to sing in the trenches during what promises to be one of America's bloodiest wars in history. Enjoy!


On the first day of the War on Christmas, the progressives gave to me...

Healthcare from the DMV


On the second day of the War on Christmas, the progressives gave to me...

Two Summers of Love,

and Healthcare from the DMV


On the third day of the War on Christmas, the progressives gave to me...

Three feminized men,

Two Summers of Love,

and Healthcare from the DMV


On the fourth day of the War on Christmas, the progressives gave to me...

Four eulogies of Robert Byrd,

Three feminized men,

Two Summers of Love,

and Healthcare from the DMV


On the fifth day of the War on Christmas, the progressive gave to me...

FIVE PEDOPHILE RINGS,

Four eulogies of Robert Byrd,

Three feminized men,

Two Summers of Love,

and Healthcare from the DMV


On the sixth day of the War on Christmas, the progressive gave me...

Six states a-stolen,

FIVE PEDOPHILE RINGS,

Four Eulogies of Robert Byrd,

Three feminized men,

Two Summers of Love,

and Healthcare from the DMV,


On the seventh day of the War on Christmas, the progressives gave to me...

Seven socialists a-taxing,

Six states a-stolen,

FIVE PEDOPHILE RINGS,

Four eulogies of Robert Byrd,

Three feminized men,

Two Summers of Love,

and Healthcare from the DMV


On the eighth day of the War on Christmas, the progressive gave to me...

Eight babies aborted,

Seven socialists a-taxing,

Six states a-stolen,

FIVE PEDOPHILE RINGS,

Four eulogies of Robert Byrd,

Three feminized men,

Two Summers of Love,

and Healthcare from the DMV



On the ninth day of the War on Christmas, the progressives gave to me...

Nine men dressed as ladies teaching,

Eight babies aborted,

Seven socialists a-taxing,

Six states a-stolen,

FIVE PEDOPHILE RINGS,

Four eulogies of Robert Byrd,

Three feminized men,

Two Summers of Love,

and Healthcare from the DMV


On the tenth day of the War on Christmas, the progressives gave to me...

Ten Iranians a-nuking,

Nine men dressed as ladies teaching,

Eight babies aborted,

Seven socialists a-taxing,

Six states a-stolen,

FIVE PEDOPHILE RINGS,

Four eulogies of Robert Byrd,

Three feminized men,

Two Summers of Love,

and Healthcare from the DMV


On the eleventh day of the War on Christmas, the progressives gave to me...

Eleven percent unemployment,

Ten Iranians a-nuking,

Nine men dressed as ladies teaching,

Eight babies aborted,

Seven socialists a-taxing,

Six states a-stolen,

FIVE PEDOPHILE RINGS,

Four eulogies of Robert Byrd,

Three feminized men,

Two Summers of Love,

and Healthcare from the DMV


On the twelfth day of the War on Christmas, the progressives gave to me...

Twelve years to live,

Eleven percent unemployment,

Ten Iranians a-nuking,

Nine men dressed as ladies teaching,

Eight babies aborted,

Seven socialists a-taxing,

Six states a-stolen,

FIVE PEDOPHILE RINGS,

Four eulogies of Robert Byrd,

Three feminized men,

Two Summers of Love,

and Healthcare from the DMV


Enjoy this Christmas everyone because it may just be America's last...at least if Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and the radical left Democrats get their way. I look forward to sharing the field of battle with you all and Flappr will surely be reporting from the front lines.