As a companion piece to my friend @KyCocaineBear’s series on "The Case for Trump" (which you can read here, here and here) and in effort to be fair and balanced, I've decided to try and make the "Case for Joe Biden". Here is the exhaustive list of reasons "why you should vote for Joe Biden" in November:
If you've made it thus far, yes - the joke is that there are no reasons to vote for Joe Biden. Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is clearly the best man for the job - right here and right now.
Don't be silly, vote Trump and help maintain our way of life.