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No Seriously, The Left Hates You

Rachel Maddow returned to MSNBC after a hiatus (the news story had to be taken at face value, as your dear columnist doesn't watch cable news in any form) on 11/19 and declared that it had been off air because its partner had the imaginary virus.


It proceeded to spew out the following:


“Don’t get this thing. Do whatever you can to keep from getting it,” Maddow said. “For Thanksgiving next week, you really are just going to have it at home without people coming over.”


First off, no, we are not. Just because you are a histrionic child who confused the common flu with bubonic plague in no way means that we all have to suffer for it. You may choose to be a rancid human being; the rest of us will bring love and merriment into our homes.


Second off, where the heck does Rachel Maddow get off telling *anyone* how to live life? If Rachel Maddow came to Flappr HQ, your dear columnist would urinate on it immediately and without provocation.

"In politics stupidity is not a handicap."

Earlier in the week, local Napoleon -impersonator Anthony Fauci went on Jake Tapper's alleged journalism show and talked about apparent challenges related to celebrating Christmas.


First off, there are no challenges to celebrating Christmas. It is celebrated all over the world, across the entire spectrum of economic success, and it is done so every year on December 25th.


Second off, Fauci, typically irresponsible crack-pot he has proven to be, did not outright put down Jake Tapper for this doozy:


"Christmas is probably not going to be possible."

“So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.”

Well yeah. If you're a soulless ghoul like Jake Tapper, Christmas is technically never possible because there has to be a smidgen of something worth saving inside you. Tapper, like all leftists, is not worth redeeming, and the Lord may quote your dear columnist on that.


Then, on 11/20, the New York Times ran a story that just under 80% of 635 epidemiologists responded to a poll by saying they were only having Thanksgiving with their households, or not celebrating at all.


First off: Who cares? Doctors and nurses are useless and need to just write the script and shut up. Doctors cannot even make up their mind about basic dietary needs and have not figured out a better way to treat cancer in 50 years other than "heh, zap it with the chemicals," but suddenly they've got a bead on how to manage a supposedly hyper-virulent respiratory virus that is so easily transmitted we have to shut down civilization for a year?


Second off: Why does anyone care about the opinion of an epidemiologist? They do not actually *do* anything. They do not actually *benefit* anyone. They just say "oh man that disease sure is bad." They're your child's science fair project if it were given a six-figure salary.


Third off: Thanksgiving "with just your household" is not Thanksgiving. It's called "Thursday night dinner."


Journos, politicians, and doctors hate you. They bring no benefit to society and want to strip you of your humanity and your holidays.


Take back your country.

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