Joe Biden is an Embarrassment to America


Damn, America, did you change shampoo? Intoxicating.

I'm just going to come out and say it, Joe Biden is the worst nominee for president of all time (yeah, I'm sure you nerds might try and 'well AcKsHuAlLY Dukakis' me, but you can GTFO). I know that the Libs hate Trump, we've heard all about it for the past 3 and a half years, but Biden is pathetic, bumbling, deranged shell of a human. If the Libs nominate him it will not be because he is worthy of the office, it will be because White Liberals will have sold their souls to the atheist version of the Devil (Trump?) in order to try and win an election (sound familiar?).


So what is so wrong with Joe? He no speak good, he no think good, he no do good. Let's dive in.


The latest gaffe came no less than a few hours ago, when Biden appeared on The Breakfast Club and uttered this total nonsense:

Just going to let that settle in for a second. . . . . . . . .

Can you imagine the reaction from the media if Trump had said the same (or even a similar) statement? The offices of the New York Times, Washington Post, CNN, and MSNDC (see what I did there?) would need to be declared Chernobyl-like radioactive zones from the nuclear takes we'd see published.


I'm not going to tell African-Americans who they should vote for, they should vote for whomever the hell they want. I didn't think it needed to be said in 2020, but whether or not you support a candidate that the majority of others in your race, religion, class or whatever support doesn't make you less of whatever race, religion, class or whatever you are. AND GUESS WHAT, JOE FUCKING BIDEN is the last person who should be telling African-Americans they "aint black" if they don't vote for him! Maybe African-Americans would have legitimate concerns about voting for someone that helped write the 1994 Crime Bill! Don't believe me? Ask Cory Booker (from the Atlantic):

“There are people right now in prison for life for drug offenses,” Booker said, “because you stood up and used that tough-on-crime phony rhetoric that got a lot of people elected but destroyed communities like mine.”

"WHAT ABOUT TRUMP!?!?!", you might hear a Lib say. Yeah, what about Trump? Let's ask Vox:

The First Step Act, which Trump signed into law, is the most significant criminal justice reform legislation in years.
“This legislation reformed sentencing laws that have wrongly and disproportionately harmed the African-American community,” Trump said. “The First Step Act gives nonviolent offenders the chance to reenter society as productive, law-abiding citizens. Now, states across the country are following our lead. America is a nation that believes in redemption.”

Again, people should vote for WHOMEVER THE FUCK they want, but the fact that the media and fellow Democrats protect Biden from the legitimately FUCKED UP stuff he says is a total embarrassment to their party (yes, the media is part of the Democratic Party, lets stop pretending).


"So, Bartleby, you pointed one gaffe, BIG DEAL. That's your whole story?" Nope. We're only getting started.


First off, it's not just one gaffe:

there are several:

Moreover, Joe Biden has caused his party (remember, I just told you the media is just the propaganda arm of the Democratic Party) to completely debase themselves from anything resembling consistent principles.


Like #MeToo:

Look, I don't know if Tara Reade's allegations are true or not, but what's clear here is that these people have changed the standard they held no less than 18 months ago. What I can say with a level of certainty is that Tara Reade's allegations are far more corroborated than Ford's, Ramirez's or Swetnick's (gangrape, lol) ever were during the Kavanaugh confirmation, yet the Dems treated them as gospel! This is shameful and they've already memory-holed this story into yesterday's news cycle. DON'T LET THEM.


What else? Oh yeah, Biden is creepy and doesn't respect personal space! (especially with kids). Don't believe me? Ask Jon Stewart:

Yet, we're not supposed to talk about this?

Hey Jake, I have an idea. . . ask Joe a question about this the next time you have him on your show. Maybe something like "Do you think it's acceptable to touch, grab kiss and/or nibble on women and children?" That would be a good start.


What else? Oh yeah. . . it's pretty obvious that Joe is in a state of mental decline:

This video isn't even truly representative of all the "senior moments" he's had over the past few years. (I could post more, but I'm just realizing how long this post is going to be and appreciate that my audience has the attention span of gnats, so I'm trying to get us to the end.)


So where has this led the Democrats? Are they taking an introspective look at the state of the country and the flaws of their candidate? BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, nope.

It's almost like the media wants to preemptively absolve you of your sins and make it OK to vote for Joe Biden, EVEN if you have some reservations. Why? Orange Man Worse. Imagine them doing this for any Republican. I'll pause while you laugh.


That's really the crux of what I am getting at here. You can vote for whomever you want, but don't let the media get away with pretending like Joe Biden is something he's not. I haven't even really touched on his various awful career actually governing, his poor judgment on China, his sketchy brother, or Hunter (where is he, btw). We deserve better than what Joe Biden has to offer, which is at this stage in his life (probably at any stage of his life, tbh) is little more than perpetual embarrassment. Think for yourself, don't let the media do it for you.



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