Humans Beware!



Look’s like meat’s back on the menu boys. It’s called long pork in informed circles. It’s called human flesh by laymen. According to the diligent lizards at CNBC a bounty of man meat will be made available to those who shop at Kroger, “so long as they are flexible.” This should come as no surprise to those who have been monitoring the steady advance of alien dietary preferences by the media. For months they have been encouraging readers to consume bugs and synthetic protein slop in lieu of animals. The natural end of this propaganda campaign is the explicit endorsement of cannibalism.


With most of humanity confined indoors rediscovering old habits like domestic abuse and existential angst, we should be alarmed by any suggestions that might escalate our already dire predicament. Refuse to live in the pod. Refuse to eat the bugs. Refuse to eat your fellow human beings. -Soylord.


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