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Flappr's 2020 Farmers of the Year

Ladies and gentlemen, we've had a lot of fun this year when it comes to farming.


Without further adieu: Flappr Farmers of the Year.


Winner: C.H.A.Z Collective.

Gretchen Whitmer made a strong push for this award with her campaign to raise gardening awareness by outlawing it. However, the C.H.A.Z. collective innovated new growing techniques. — From their cutting edge use of cardboard laid over well established sod, to kneeling sadly near their sprinklings of dirt, C.H.A.Z Collective inspired tens of us to go outside, throw random plants all over their lawn, and hope like heck they grew. (They didn't.)


The picture you see is of one of the C.H.A.Z gardeners looking perplexed. I think about this picture multiple times a day. If that's not award worthy, nothing is.

Here's to you, C.H.A.Z Collective. May your new nation prosper with its surely bountiful harvests.

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