Did Joe Biden Just Soil Himself on Livesteam?

Flappr regrets to inform you that Joe Biden MAY have soiled himself during a livestream with Governor Tom Wolf of Pennsylvania that was broadcast throughout the world. @Comfortablysmug's keen ear was the first to detect that which, to Joe, may have seemed like an inaudible toot, but in reality may have ended up as muddy mess for others to clean up later (kind of symbolic when you think about it):

A shart, as defined by urbandictionary.com. is "a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart"). When applied to the audio at hand, it sure does seem to suggest that some sort of air or gas was passed while Biden babbles about roads and bridges. There even seems to be somewhat of a low pitched reverberation to the audio that is common to flatulence that combines both gasses and liquids. Tom Wolf himself appears to be taken somewhat aback by what he hears:


Perhaps the most concrete evidence of the sharting comes from this screen capture of presumptive Democratic nominee for president:

"DAMN JOE, YOU KNOW LIMA BEANS GIVE YOU THE GREEN APPLE SPLATTERS!"

Note the look of confusion here, it is as if Biden has just realized that he wanted to just release a little gas, but has gotten much more than he bargained for. Then again, Joe Biden often looks confused - so it could just be cognitive decline.


For further investigation, we look to an impeachable source of information - the replies:

Flappr will continue to investigate as new details on this critical story are released (that's a pun, get it?).

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