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Biden Gets Lost in White House; Takes Weeks-Long Spirit Quest

Unnamed sources within the White House have revealed that President Joe Biden recently took what he described as a "spirit quest" while getting lost looking for a lavatory. In what was certainly not a demented, wandering, shamble through the halls of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Biden claims that he "lost, found, lost again, and then once again located his personal identity."

The President was overheard telling passersby that “I was at various points the Great Eagle, a stellar hybrid of all past presidents, and finally Joe Biden again. I am one with this body, as I once was" before being quickly ushered away by men in white lab coats.

"Sometimes I go about in pity for myself and all the while a great wind carries me across the sky."

“We have no idea what the fuck he’s talking about, he does this every week,” a staffer said. “It’s best to just let him be or he’ll start howling again.”

Whether Biden's recent spirit journey is in anyway connected to recent biting incidents that have plagued the White House, remains unclear.


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