Aunt Becky's Judge Did Not Have Mercy


Last October, Felicity Huffman was sentenced to 14 days in jail, and The Failing New York Times was already trying to warn us of what was to become of Aunt Rebecca Katsopolis.


Lori Laughlin has plead guilty to conspiracy to commit wire and mail fraud and received (and obviously will be released way earlier than) a 2 month jail sentence. A judge refused to throw her case out two weeks ago based on allegations of misconduct by federal authorities.

Whoa, baby! As the shock waves of this news hit Twitter, Smug stood as a fearless beacon of truth for us to hold on to in these times.

Being the extremely sensitive community, known for supporting celebs and the bullshit that they are usually knee deep in, we responded. Listen, we tried OK?!?

@ING2Firebrand is the hero of the day though, scripting her next movie in a tweet so she will have plenty of money to pay her fines.

Her fines total $150,000 and she will need to perform 100 hours of community service. If she needs ideas, I'm sure Comfortably Smug would love to share how he raised thousands of dollars to help Feeding America.

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