VASSUP, Everyone, it's your boy BARNABY (LMAO!)
I hope everyone has had a wild, fun, sexually deviant (LOL!), but CDC Compliant WEEKEND!
UNLESS you've been hiding under a rock, there was some big tech censorship news over the weekend. TL;DR - Twitter banned Donald Trump (yuk!) from their platform on Friday and TONS of his loyal henchmen as well (YASSSS). Then Big Tech coordinated to silence several other platforms such as Parler (yuk!) because they are totally just fash or whatevs. Amazon literally just like disconnected their internet thingy and Apple just totes said, not in OUR HOURSE (LOL!). IT WAS EPIC and totally not a terrifying sign of what is to come once Joe Biden takes office (YASSSS).
SO to commemorate this amazing time in society, FlapzzFeed is providing you with FIVE TIMES WE WERE ALL JACK DORSEY SILENCING OUR POLITICAL ADVERSARIES!
1) “When you stopped talking to your family members who still eat meat”
There is LITERALLY nothing worse than still eating meat in 2021. Everyone knows that AOC (YASS) and GRETA (DOUBLE YASS) are trying to save the world from farting cows and if you're not with us, you're against us . . . and you're cancelled. Enjoy your gruel in the gulags, creeps (LOL!)