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KyCocaineBear
- Mar 8
- 3 min
No, You're Trash
Something happened last week that seemed like it should have made more waves than it actually did. That something was this Doc Brown...
The Drunk Republican
- Mar 7
- 5 min
No Turning Back: The Evolution Of You And Your Politics
The times they are a’changin’. Particularly for those on the political right. The party that once embraced America’s most imperial...
mommypenny1971
- Mar 1
- 4 min
The You-Kraine
By now we have all heard the news of what's happening in Ukraine, unless of course you watch CNN then you probably think it's all a...
mommypenny1971
- Feb 3
- 3 min
Gimme A Break
Remember when Ross and Rachel took a break? And it was comical because one of them understood what it meant to take a break and the other...
KyCocaineBear
- Jan 18
- 4 min
The Dems Lived By The Sword, Now Dying By The Sword
The weapons the Democrats embraced to destroy Donald Trump are now taking them down, too. The Democrats going into 2019 must have had a...
KyCocaineBear
- Jan 11
- 3 min
Hypocrisy On Display in the Free State of Florida
I recently returned from a three week vacation in the Free State of Florida where nary a mask is ever to be seen, where life has been...
mommypenny1971
- Nov 15, 2021
- 4 min
"Stop Complaining, You Awful Dirtbags" Yells Elitists From Ivory Tower
Perhaps you woke assholes have subscribed to the Biden theory that some folks can't access the world wide web, but this is getting...
mommypenny1971
- Oct 18, 2021
- 4 min
Man-Ternity Leave
Family is important. Being able to spend time with the people you love, newborn children, your dying spouse or parent, is precious....
mommypenny1971
- Oct 13, 2021
- 4 min
So, it's A toy aisle?
This week Still-the-Governor Gavin Newsome declared that all major retailers must have a gender-neutral toy aisle in their stores. I've...
KyCocaineBear
- Oct 7, 2021
- 6 min
Wokeness Destroys All It Touches, Part 3 – Education
I’ve been threatening to write this piece for a bit now but there’s been too much happening that has distracted me. Since it has been a...
mommypenny1971
- Oct 6, 2021
- 4 min
Who's the Boss?
Ladies, we need to talk. More precisely, I am going to talk and hopefully you will listen. I have decided to devote some time to the...
mommypenny1971
- Sep 7, 2021
- 4 min
A Penny For Your Thoughts
In the old days people used to ask their close friends, their family (and if it needed to be anonymous they would write to Dear Abby) for...
mommypenny1971
- Aug 25, 2021
- 3 min
Taking a Dump-ling
Apparently, in case you were not aware, only actual Asians can write about dumplings and noodles. I've made Asian dumplings, the greatest...
bartleby
- Aug 20, 2021
- 4 min
Impeach The Motherf*cker
If you couldn't tell from my writing, I'm more measured than some when it comes to taking drastic action. I know my tone can be harsh,...
Burnout
- Aug 11, 2021
- 4 min
A Modest Vax Proposal
It is a frightful scene, to log onto Twitter--or even to venture from one's home, to see the latest shrieking of the COVID Zombies...
bartleby
- Aug 10, 2021
- 1 min
WATCH: Andrew Cuomo Announces Resignation, Effective in 14 Days
You read the title of the blog, now watch the man announce it himself: Andrew Cuomo should resign, so yay for that. But lets be honest...
Burnout
- Aug 10, 2021
- 2 min
Emperor Obama Celebrated His Birthday This Weekend
This past weekend, former Leftist-in-Chief, Barack Obama, celebrated his 60th birthday. The event itself was criticized by the greater...
bartleby
- Aug 6, 2021
- 2 min
Keep Joe Biden Away From Kids
I'm not normally a disrespectful person. Make no mistake, I like to make jokes and my sense of humor can be described as something along...
bartleby
- Aug 3, 2021
- 2 min
Old Man With Nipple Piercings Revealed To Be A Creep
If you haven't been around the internet today, New York Attorney General, Letitia James, revealed the findings of an investigation into...
bartleby
- Aug 2, 2021
- 3 min
The Soccer Ladies Lost
For the first in over 20 years, the Canadian Women's National Team beat the American Women's National Team in soccer: The loss came at a...
mommypenny1971
- Aug 2, 2021
- 4 min
Less is not More
Have you ever had to work in group project and been the only person doing work? Like you throw your whole self into getting it done,...
Burnout
- Jul 26, 2021
- 1 min
Gavin Newsom Trying to Make California's Homelessness Issue Even Worse
So late last week, this little nugget was dropped by Gavin Newsom - the bond-villain-looking, Governor of California: Astounding move...
bartleby
- Jul 22, 2021
- 2 min
Memeing Biden's Presidential Town Hall
Last night CNN and Don Lemon hosted Joe Biden for a Presidential Town Hall. It was pretty . . . weird. First off, Biden called Don Lemon...
mommypenny1971
- Jul 19, 2021
- 8 min
The Producers
I was inspired last weekend listening to a podcast from Matt Walsh. The Matt Walsh Show is not one of my regular podcasts, but...
Burnout
- Jul 14, 2021
- 1 min
New Anti-CRT Bill An Exercise in GOP Failure Theater
Normally, Tom Cotton is one of the more enjoyable congressmen, but this is basically everything that frustrates writers like this one...
Stephanie
- Jul 14, 2021
- 4 min
New Report Raises Questions on the Direction of the Navy
A new report, titled A REPORT ON THE FIGHTING CULTURE OF THE UNITED STATES NAVY SURFACE FLEET prepared by Marine Lt. Gen. Robert Schmidle...
bartleby
- Jul 13, 2021
- 4 min
Texas Democrats Take Worst Road Trip Ever
What the hell is going on in Texas right now? There seems to be a lot to unpack here, so I'll do my best to try and explain it using my...
Prof. James O'Flannery
- Jul 8, 2021
- 9 min
Systemic Stupidity
Let me explain a certain popular concept to you all.
bartleby
- Jul 6, 2021
- 3 min
WATCH: Psaki Says Biden Admin to Implement "Door to Door Outreach" for Vaccine Push
So, I didn't really have any interest in writing about anything today. It's BASICALLY a Monday for me, I'm tired, don't feel great, would...
@LemonDeepfried
- Jul 6, 2021
- 2 min
AR stands for Assault Rifle
Every minute, over fifty-nine entire seconds go by and some brainless gungrabber posts uninformed rubbish on Twitter, aimed at banning...
Lil Amos
- Jul 4, 2021
- 3 min
FLY THAT F*CKING FLAG
I don’t own a Gadsden flag. The only confederate flag I’ve owned was in the early 1980’s and it was the sticker on my Dukes of Hazzard...
bartleby
- Jul 1, 2021
- 3 min
No, Lori, Crime is NOT Down in Chicago
Despite all of it's flaws and despite my typical snark, I regret to inform you that - I still do love the City of Chicago. Chicago is a...
KyCocaineBear
- Jun 29, 2021
- 3 min
Flexing Fredo Reveals His Inner Beta
Fredo Cuomo is a shallow, easily butthurt, thin-skinned, narcissistic loser that apparently will interact with any Twitter account. I...
Burnout
- Jun 23, 2021
- 1 min
Joe Biden is a 90s Era TV Commercial
Spot the difference. Biden: Lesko: Diabeeeeeeeeetus: Oddly Creepy Globe Life Family: We elected the Dumbest Insurance Salesman in America...
Lil Amos
- Jun 12, 2021
- 4 min
Hijacking A Movement
I’ve always been a friend of the gay community. I’ve had gay people in my life who were very important to me from an early age. Last...
KyCocaineBear
- Jun 11, 2021
- 3 min
Banish Corporate Media Forever
I’ve spilled a lot of ink over the past few months on corporate news media regarding bad ratings, dishonest reporting, and narrative...
Stacey Shepard
- Jun 8, 2021
- 3 min
A Report From The North
When the cat's away, the mice will play? Maybe not. As Flappr’s Canadian correspondent, discord moderator and happy helper, I thought it...
allthefrensy
- Jun 2, 2021
- 10 min
Doomstrolling: Free Speech and Oy Vey in Prospect Park
Douglas Murray has described the corporate media as an “Eye of Sauron” that focuses relentlessly on one issue before abruptly pivoting to...
mommypenny1971
- May 24, 2021
- 5 min
So Thank You, Feminism?
In my younger days, I wanted a career. No kids, jet setting, being the boss, etc. You know, "FEMINISM." My thought process was similar to...
703Kyle
- May 12, 2021
- 3 min
Never Trump Muppets™ Continue to Muppet
There appears to be an identity crisis among some Never Trump Muppets™. In Trump’s absence and the Biden administration’s faceplant on...
Rudie
- Apr 30, 2021
- 5 min
Biden Killed My Newport Habit
Some days it's five packs. Others, none. Bright bits of teal litter catch my eye, and I'm drawn to them. Yes, I'm addicted to taking...