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Nero
- Dec 30, 2020
- 2 min
Flappr's 2020 Feminine Icon of the Year
Being Flappr's resident expert in the Feminine Mystique, I was tasked with identifying the woman who in 2020 most exemplified the...
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Space Chimp
- Dec 21, 2020
- 2 min
The Joy of Life: A Simian Perspective
You humans are an interesting species. You have made yourselves masters of a planet despite physical limitations which prevent you from...
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Nero
- Nov 30, 2020
- 2 min
The Time of Cardi-B is Nigh
It seems, unfortunately, that civilization will continue to go on in it’s death throws for the foreseeable future. Fortunately we now...
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Nero
- Nov 23, 2020
- 3 min
Professor Nero Presents: Civics 101
As a nation we’re fucked. There is no easy way to put it, we're fucked. I am not sure there is anything we can do to reverse the royal...
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Nero
- Nov 17, 2020
- 2 min
Stop the Insanity
Today marks two weeks since election day and far too many still haven’t gotten past it. Was a lot of shady shit done to ensure a Biden...
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Nero
- Nov 10, 2020
- 5 min
Nero Looks Into the Future: Part 1
There is a lot of anxiety out there over what the future holds so with this in mind I decided to use my education in the art of Mystical...
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Nero
- Nov 6, 2020
- 2 min
Dong Save America
Originally I had intended to retire from covering politics here on Flappr after the election but as often happens the events of history...
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Nero
- Oct 30, 2020
- 3 min
The End is Nigh! (Whispers) it really isn't
On Tuesday we elect the leader of the “free world” in what is being dubbed by the press “The most important election of your lifetime” as...
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Nero
- Oct 26, 2020
- 1 min
Let's Get Metaphysical EP: 1 "Society? What's Up With That?"
So your friendly neighborhood degenerate that you all know and love from Twitter and Flappr Nero now has a podcast. In the debut episode...
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Nero
- Oct 16, 2020
- 2 min
Take the Weekend and Relax
Everyone's a little frayed right now. It’s understandable. We are watching a significant portion of the country try and take from us the...
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Nero
- Oct 13, 2020
- 2 min
Why You Should Always Bring a Hooker to a Wedding
The passive aggressiveness on Twitter is getting out of control. Earlier today Rick Wilson sent this tweet, posting a screenshot because...
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Nero
- Sep 28, 2020
- 8 min
It's Not US, It's You. A New American Union
Sometimes in life we have to face harsh realities and in 2020 we have had to face a lot of them. We have an even bigger one just around...
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Nero
- Sep 22, 2020
- 3 min
Watch: AOC Declares War on Brunch
You should always believe it when people tell you who they are. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez has told you who she is and that she wants to...
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Nero
- Sep 17, 2020
- 4 min
Constitution Day: Without the 2nd Amendment the rest is meaningless
As I was sitting out on deck enjoying the nice Florida breeze as we here been experiencing what is for all intents and purposes a normal...
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Nero
- Sep 14, 2020
- 6 min
The Adventures of Nero: The Bottle Episode
Nero learns the dark truth of the Entertainment Industrial Complex's plan to destroy America
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Nero
- Sep 11, 2020
- 3 min
9/11 A View From an American Abroad
I was sitting on the couch in the living room of the house where I was renting the upstairs loft in Aarhus, Denmark watching CNN...
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Nero
- Sep 8, 2020
- 2 min
WATCH: Kamala Harris Says She is ‘Proud’ of the Alleged Rapist and His Anti-Semitic Dad
So yeah let’s just cut through all the bullshit here in the name of pandering to progressive voters Kamala Harris sat down with Jacob...
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Nero
- Sep 8, 2020
- 5 min
Just Walk Away
What are we doing? I ask this in complete sincerity. What are we holding on to here? Is this society really worth saving? I really cannot...
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Nero
- Aug 31, 2020
- 4 min
American Mao: A Ted Talk
For previous editions click Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 There is a very important message I have been trying to get across to my liberal friends...
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Nero
- Aug 28, 2020
- 3 min
American Mao: Round Up
When I wrote “American Mao” a couple of nights ago I had no idea it would turn into a series but then again I never expected the United...
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Nero
- Aug 26, 2020
- 2 min
American Mao 2: The Battle of Kenosha
So shortly after I published “American Mao” last night the insurrection in Kenosha took a twist. As I said last night I did not expect...
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Nero
- Aug 25, 2020
- 4 min
American Mao
A Maoist insurrection is going on in the United States as we speak
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Nero
- Aug 24, 2020
- 8 min
The Adventures of Nero: The Jacobin Temple of Doom
Nero learns the truth about the evil cult looking to overthrow America
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Nero
- Aug 19, 2020
- 3 min
California Must Be Stopped At All Costs
I woke up this morning to a soft rain storm with thunder in the distance. The nights had been getting cooler again which is especially...
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Nero
- Aug 15, 2020
- 4 min
What is a Moderate in 2020?
Nero interviews a moderate Democrat and a moderate Republican
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Nero
- Aug 11, 2020
- 8 min
The Adventures of Nero: The Rise of Kami-H
Nero is sent on a dangerous mission to stop Kamala Harris aka Kami-H
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Nero
- Aug 10, 2020
- 2 min
It's Time For The Revenge Of The Jocks
Nero explains how the Nerds are using Covid to destroy American traditions
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Nero
- Aug 7, 2020
- 6 min
Society Has Amused Itself To Death
Americans have all the entertainment in the world at their fingertips for pennies of the dollar yet they are unsatisfied. As I find...
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Nero
- Aug 5, 2020
- 2 min
Let America Be America
We are the nation equivalent of poor white trash that got rich. For all intents and purposes we are the Beverly Hillbillies. The United...
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Nero
- Jul 31, 2020
- 4 min
Nero on Human Obsolescence
In the midst of a global panic caused by humans overreacting to a virus with an over 99 percent survivability rate we have seen some...
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Nero
- Jul 28, 2020
- 3 min
Make America Cool Again
It is easy to be down these days. Several of our cities are overrun with rioters that the press wants you to believe are “peaceful...
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Nero
- Jul 24, 2020
- 4 min
Introduction to Neroism Chapter 2: True Beauty is on the Outside
Participation trophy culture has been the biggest mistake human society has ever made. It created an entire generation of people who...
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Nero
- Jul 20, 2020
- 2 min
Civilization Was a Mistake: Part 2
Honestly I have had it. I can no longer in good conscience be a part of a civilization that is choosing between Joe Biden and Donald...
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Nero
- Jul 17, 2020
- 4 min
Introduction to Neroism: Chapter 1 "He who has the biggest guns makes the rules"
Nothing proves the absurdity of civilization more than the number of times I have been asked to define where I stand politically and...
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Nero
- Jul 6, 2020
- 2 min
Kanye West for President? Why the Fuck Not?
Just embrace the absurdity. This past weekend Kanye West, to the surprise of nobody who has been paying attention for the past decade,...
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Nero
- Jul 6, 2020
- 1 min
Happy Birthday Dubya
We at Flappr would like to extend birthday wishes to the under appreciated in his own time 43rd President of the United States George W...
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Nero
- Jul 3, 2020
- 5 min
Love America or Fuck Off
For the past two decades come Fourth of July I was always the happy hedonistic warrior you have come to love, or loath, celebrating all...
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Nero
- Jun 30, 2020
- 3 min
Democrats to America "The Fourth of July is Racist"
In a subsequently deleted tweet the official twitter account of the Democratic National Committee showed the world what they really think...
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Nero
- Jun 29, 2020
- 2 min
Watch: Legacy Media Lies About What Happened in this Gated Community
I know you will all be shocked to hear this but once again in the quest to push an narrative or just upset the humans the legacy media...
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Nero
- Jun 23, 2020
- 3 min
Make the Suburbs Great Again
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. It is funny how often this axiom is stated emphatically by those who always...
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Nero
- Jun 17, 2020
- 4 min
Civilization Was a Mistake
Editor's Note: The views of Nero do not necessarily reflect those of Flappr. They may but really we don't always know what the fuck he is...
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Nero
- Jun 16, 2020
- 1 min
Rick Wilson Puts Pineapple on Pizza
Because it’s 2020 and nothing at all matters Domino’s Pizza has found itself in the middle of a political minefield. How did Domino’s...
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