The You-Kraine
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mommypenny1971
- Feb 3
- 3 min
Gimme A Break
Remember when Ross and Rachel took a break? And it was comical because one of them understood what it meant to take a break and the other...
mommypenny1971
- Dec 21, 2021
- 5 min
Black Anne Boleyn Isn't "Progress", It's a Wasted Opportunity
I am a consumer of biographies, I love to read and watch and listen to people's stories. In high school I worked at the public library...
mommypenny1971
- Nov 15, 2021
- 4 min
"Stop Complaining, You Awful Dirtbags" Yells Elitists From Ivory Tower
Perhaps you woke assholes have subscribed to the Biden theory that some folks can't access the world wide web, but this is getting...
mommypenny1971
- Oct 18, 2021
- 4 min
Man-Ternity Leave
Family is important. Being able to spend time with the people you love, newborn children, your dying spouse or parent, is precious....
mommypenny1971
- Oct 13, 2021
- 4 min
So, it's A toy aisle?
This week Still-the-Governor Gavin Newsome declared that all major retailers must have a gender-neutral toy aisle in their stores. I've...
mommypenny1971
- Oct 6, 2021
- 4 min
Who's the Boss?
Ladies, we need to talk. More precisely, I am going to talk and hopefully you will listen. I have decided to devote some time to the...
mommypenny1971
- Sep 7, 2021
- 4 min
A Penny For Your Thoughts
In the old days people used to ask their close friends, their family (and if it needed to be anonymous they would write to Dear Abby) for...
mommypenny1971
- Aug 25, 2021
- 3 min
Taking a Dump-ling
Apparently, in case you were not aware, only actual Asians can write about dumplings and noodles. I've made Asian dumplings, the greatest...
mommypenny1971
- Aug 2, 2021
- 4 min
Less is not More
Have you ever had to work in group project and been the only person doing work? Like you throw your whole self into getting it done,...
mommypenny1971
- Jul 19, 2021
- 8 min
The Producers
I was inspired last weekend listening to a podcast from Matt Walsh. The Matt Walsh Show is not one of my regular podcasts, but...
mommypenny1971
- Jun 28, 2021
- 5 min
Capitol Fashion Police
Its that time of the year again, where I re-examine my wardrobe and do a big closet purge. I take last years cute stuff and drop it at...
mommypenny1971
- Jun 9, 2021
- 5 min
It's Cool, We're Besties
I thought I had lost the entire basis for this piece! Thankfully I have friends in high places, and it is found. Enjoy the video, because...
mommypenny1971
- May 24, 2021
- 5 min
So Thank You, Feminism?
In my younger days, I wanted a career. No kids, jet setting, being the boss, etc. You know, "FEMINISM." My thought process was similar to...
mommypenny1971
- May 10, 2021
- 3 min
Happy "Whatever the Fuck You Guys Call It" Day
I have a few rules in my life that I take very seriously, for example, don't wear pajamas to Walmart, (they might think you stole them.)...
mommypenny1971
- Apr 14, 2021
- 6 min
Err Travel.
There has been a lot happening in the world of Biscuits lately, work has gotten way busy and on the homefront we (and by we, I mean most...
mommypenny1971
- Apr 12, 2021
- 5 min
Lena Dunham Starts Plus-Size Clothing Line; Gets Plus-Sized Criticism
There are so many things that can be said about Lena. Usually they start with "what the fuck..." and end with "and this is why we are all...
mommypenny1971
- Mar 9, 2021
- 3 min
It's International
As I wind down from my day of be lauded for being an "International Woman" I am reflective of all of the positive and empowering messages...
mommypenny1971
- Mar 1, 2021
- 5 min
A-Stigma-tism
What are we doing with our lives ladies? I was scrolling through the twatter this weekend and I came across this gem Needless to say, my...
mommypenny1971
- Feb 15, 2021
- 3 min
Pregnant Pause
Just when I thought I had seen it all, this week I found out that pregnancy is something you can put on, like an outfit, or carry like an...
mommypenny1971
- Feb 12, 2021
- 3 min
Dolly Parton is the Feminist Icon that the Left Wants You to Ignore
A lot of commercials debuted this week during the Superb Owl, and some have been quite controversial, The Boss drove around, after...
mommypenny1971
- Feb 5, 2021
- 5 min
PTSD Isn't a Fashion Accessory
This week, your friend and mine, the incomparable AOC decided to tell her story about the goings on of 01/06/2021 on Capitol Hill. In...
mommypenny1971
- Jan 25, 2021
- 3 min
Inauguration Day Fashion Round Up
The question on everyone's mind is "who are they wearing and where can I buy it?" Since this administration is never going to focus on...
mommypenny1971
- Jan 18, 2021
- 4 min
Pearls of Wisdom
Don't worry boo, I gotchu, here's a whole damn article about why no women should wear pearls in honor of Kamala Harris. We have...
mommypenny1971
- Jan 11, 2021
- 3 min
Just Turn it Off
Based on the events of the past year, I thought this might be a good time to reflect on what I've learned, especially what I've learned...
mommypenny1971
- Dec 29, 2020
- 2 min
Flappr's 2020 Biggest Balls of The Year
The award for the biggest set of cogliones of 2020 goes to none other than wealthy old white lady, Nancy Pelosi. Speaker of the house,...
mommypenny1971
- Dec 14, 2020
- 5 min
Ladies please: Dough Girl
I will admit, I had planned to write about the Dr. Jill Biden controversy, but it really isn't a controversy. If she wants to be called...
mommypenny1971
- Dec 2, 2020
- 3 min
Snitches Get the Finger
This year I am most thankful for the leadership of our Governors, keeping America safe from the Rona, with some solid science based...
mommypenny1971
- Nov 23, 2020
- 3 min
A Bug's Life.
Have y'all seen the movie "A Bugs Life?" Remember this scene? The people who have put your lives on hold, are these grasshoppers, and we...
mommypenny1971
- Nov 12, 2020
- 3 min
Toob Stakes Redux
So, this happened: This is will be a short one, like a #zoomdick. So much to unpack here (unlike a #zoomdick). Lets dive right in. I know...
mommypenny1971
- Nov 2, 2020
- 4 min
Ladies Please: Delusions of Adequacy
We are coming up on this election, and for those of you struggling with your choice, I have great news, some of the biggest thinkers in...
mommypenny1971
- Oct 30, 2020
- 3 min
Ladies Please: Delete Your Cookies
When I was a child, it was so cool to be a girl scout. I went to a private school and the students were kinda spread out, because of the...
mommypenny1971
- Oct 21, 2020
- 5 min
Ladies Please: Toob Stakes
In light of recent events, the spectre of sexual harassment has reared its ugly head again, in a very public way. In real time. In front...
mommypenny1971
- Oct 19, 2020
- 5 min
Ladies Please: (Women's) March Madness
There was a "Women's March" on Saturday. I, of course, could not go because I had to work. Nope that's not true, really I didn't go...
mommypenny1971
- Oct 14, 2020
- 2 min
Ladies Please: Put those tits on ice.
Since our President announced that he would be nominating the Honorable (its a description as well as a title) Amy Coney Barrett...