Burnout 2 days ago 2 min Rep. Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) Hits New Rhetorical Low There's this gif, where a guy sort of blinks and then shakes his head in disbelief. Surely it was made for Ms. Ocasio-Cortez. There's thi...
Burnout Oct 27 3 min The Case Against Kamala. Undecided voters are always sort of a mystery. They make sense in February, but by the time late October comes around, they're always mor...
Burnout Oct 26 4 min If Flappr was Professional Wrestling This doesn't feel like something I'd normally write, but we're starting "Weird Weekends" here at Flappr HQ, and team player that I am, he...
Burnout Oct 24 3 min The Goons Investigate Mark Kelly (D-AZ) Being a Weird Dude and Alleged Hitler Cosplayer Pretty much nothing would surprise me about Mark Kelly. He's in bed with China the way the Kennedy family was in bed with Marilyn Monroe....
Burnout Oct 23 2 min Local Group of Peters Continues to Cry Wolf. One of the things that makes Trump endearing, even to those of us who do not always quite understand it, is that he doesn't take a lot of...
Burnout Oct 15 3 min The Day Silicon Valley Stopped Pretending; Started Censoring Literal News to Help Democrats Brian Stelter is a disingenuous hack who once blocked me for pointing out he's fatter than a Christmas goose on New Year's Day. So much f...
Burnout Oct 12 3 min Yelp is Racist and Now Everything You Want is Racist Too! Yelp is the dumbest site on the planet. It’s a site that rewards people for complaining about experiences at businesses. My idiot lib bro...
Burnout Oct 8 3 min WATCH: Mike Pence Dominated the VP Debate Last week, the presidential candidates took to the debate for the first time. Both sides claimed victory, and even within each camp there...
Burnout Sep 22 4 min Damn The Grifter Class to Hell I could pick any of the Lincoln Project Trolls to target for this. I could pick Rick Wilson. I could pick Tom Nicholls. I could pick Aman...
Burnout Sep 14 3 min The Road to Beijing (Starring The Goons) Last Wednesday, it was announced that Trump has been nominated for a Nobel Prize, which is lit. China was less amused. What better way to...
