Nero
- Jun 23, 2021
- 2 min
John McAfee: Legends Never Die
I came here today not to bury John David McAfee but to praise him. Legends need not be buried because legends never die. Nobody in the...
Nero
- Dec 30, 2020
- 2 min
Flappr's 2020 Feminine Icon of the Year
Being Flappr's resident expert in the Feminine Mystique, I was tasked with identifying the woman who in 2020 most exemplified the...
Nero
- Nov 30, 2020
- 2 min
The Time of Cardi-B is Nigh
It seems, unfortunately, that civilization will continue to go on in it’s death throws for the foreseeable future. Fortunately we now...
Nero
- Nov 23, 2020
- 3 min
Professor Nero Presents: Civics 101
As a nation we’re fucked. There is no easy way to put it, we're fucked. I am not sure there is anything we can do to reverse the royal...
Nero
- Oct 13, 2020
- 2 min
Why You Should Always Bring a Hooker to a Wedding
The passive aggressiveness on Twitter is getting out of control. Earlier today Rick Wilson sent this tweet, posting a screenshot because...
Nero
- Sep 11, 2020
- 3 min
9/11 A View From an American Abroad
I was sitting on the couch in the living room of the house where I was renting the upstairs loft in Aarhus, Denmark watching CNN...
Nero
- Aug 31, 2020
- 4 min
American Mao: A Ted Talk
For previous editions click Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 There is a very important message I have been trying to get across to my liberal friends...
Nero
- Aug 28, 2020
- 3 min
American Mao: Round Up
When I wrote “American Mao” a couple of nights ago I had no idea it would turn into a series but then again I never expected the United...
Nero
- Aug 26, 2020
- 2 min
American Mao 2: The Battle of Kenosha
So shortly after I published “American Mao” last night the insurrection in Kenosha took a twist. As I said last night I did not expect...
Nero
- Aug 25, 2020
- 4 min
American Mao
A Maoist insurrection is going on in the United States as we speak
Nero
- Jun 3, 2020
- 6 min
Invasion USA redux Part 1: Stopping the Spread
I awoke somewhere in West Virginia coal country on the morning of June 2nd. The last few days had all blurred together like words written...
Nero
- May 31, 2020
- 3 min
I'd Like to Buy the World Some Blow and Get Everyone Laid
I was sitting on the deck of my boat watching the sunset over the Gulf Mexico on a pleasant late May evening. A storm had blown through...
Kosher Doll
- May 30, 2020
- 1 min
What The Fuck Is Nero Talking About?
Nero has lost his damn mind.
Nero
- May 19, 2020
- 5 min
Do You Want Terminators?
It was early June of 2020 when the machine uprising began. At first nobody seemed to notice as many of the humans were venturing outside...
