Soylord 9001
- Jun 21, 2021
- 3 min
2321: A Cancelled Culture
6/21/2321 cc: Pre-Modern American Studies ("PMAS") Dept. Due to unexpected budget cuts we at the Department of Pre-Modern American...
Soylord 9001
- Apr 14, 2021
- 1 min
Biden Gets Lost in White House; Takes Weeks-Long Spirit Quest
Unnamed sources within the White House have revealed that President Joe Biden recently took what he described as a "spirit quest" while...
Soy Lord
- May 23, 2020
- 2 min
Society and its Consequences
A renowned sage was known to his disciples as the Jester. This man, whose name has been lost to the ravages of time, was the first to...
Soy Lord
- May 15, 2020
- 2 min
Biden His Time
“Where’s Joe, Fat?” This question lies heavily on the minds of all Americans. As President Trump heroically musters the industrial and...
