Becca Ducksworth
- Mar 2, 2022
- 3 min
Inside An Emergency Meeting at Big Pharma
Editor's Note: Becca Ducksworth, an executive at a Big Pharma Company, agreed to allow us to transcribe parts of a recent "Emergency...
Becca Ducksworth
- Jan 3, 2022
- 4 min
Scenes From A 2021 Big Pharma Holiday Party
Editor's Note: Becca Ducksworth, an executive at a Big Pharma company, agreed to allow us to transcribe parts of her company's 2021...
Leslie Anne Wilkinson
- Oct 21, 2021
- 4 min
Decolonize Your Diet
My name is Leslie Anne Wilkinson and I am a White Womxn who goes by she/her pronouns. I wanted to get this out of the way first, since...
Judith Ducksworth
- Oct 19, 2021
- 4 min
"This Is Unfair" Says Liberal Wh*te Wom*n Fired to Promote Equity
My name is Judith Ducksworth (she/her). I have an art history degree from Vassar, I am an anti-racist. Yesterday, I was terminated from...
PartymanRandy
- Oct 4, 2021
- 3 min
MILFs vs Pretty Aunts: The New Forever War
I can’t help but notice a lot of pro-MILF propaganda coming from Flappr lately. But as is typically the case with the fake news, you’re...
bartleby
- Oct 4, 2021
- 3 min
What if Sinema Had to Poo?
If you're a normal person and don't spend time online all day, you may have missed that crazy people followed Arizona Senator, Kyrsten...
bartleby
- Oct 1, 2021
- 2 min
Britney Finally Free . . . Of Clothes
The #FreeBritney movement, a collection of people online and in the media supporting Britney Spears' efforts to liberate herself from a...
bartleby
- Sep 20, 2021
- 2 min
Who Wears a Shirt Like This in Public?
The world is pretty wild right now, but I'm not particularly interested in talking politics today. Sure, you have approximately 14,000...
KyCocaineBear
- Sep 13, 2021
- 1 min
Chants of "F*ck Joe Biden" Fill College Stadiums Throughout America
I had an amazing weekend and I hope you did, too. I worked hard and played even harder. I was out at 9 am Saturday morning digging out an...
bartleby
- Sep 10, 2021
- 3 min
Earth-69: Democrats Call For Military Coup After Trump Hints at Vax Mandate for Some Federal Workers
Editor's Note: Welcome back to Earth-69, a parallel universe where Donald Trump was re-elected to a second term as President of the...
bartleby
- Sep 8, 2021
- 2 min
Parallel Universe: Pelosi Moves For 4th Impeachment After Trump Extends Eviction Moratorium
(Editor's Note: Welcome to Earth-69, a parallel universe where Donald Trump was re-elected to a second term in office.) This morning...
bartleby
- Aug 13, 2021
- 3 min
Memeing Sign-Holding-Biden
It's been a pretty shitty week for America, all things considered. Inflation is through the roof, having gone up by 5.4% in July compared...
Becca Ducksworth
- Jul 15, 2021
- 2 min
WHERE IS YOUR MASK DON'T YOU KNOW THERE'S A SUPER DEADLY VARIANT?!?!?!
Hey, YOU! What do you think you’re doing? Yes I’m talking to you. Why aren’t your children wearing masks? I don’t care if she’s only 3...
