
Becca Ducksworth
- Mar 2
- 3 min
Inside An Emergency Meeting at Big Pharma
Editor's Note: Becca Ducksworth, an executive at a Big Pharma Company, agreed to allow us to transcribe parts of a recent "Emergency...

Becca Ducksworth
- Jan 3
- 4 min
Scenes From A 2021 Big Pharma Holiday Party
Editor's Note: Becca Ducksworth, an executive at a Big Pharma company, agreed to allow us to transcribe parts of her company's 2021...

Ground Miller
- Dec 14, 2021
- 3 min
Flappr Fantasy Football Week 14: Same As It Ever Was
As each fantasy football season progresses, it seems like some teams just keep rolling along. While some teams are hit by the injury bug...

Ground MIller
- Nov 25, 2021
- 2 min
Flappr Fantasy Football Week Eleven: Miller Lite Extends Winning Streak to Three
Last night my 17 year old son asked me "Why does the NFL hate America?" I almost started in on woke culture has taken over the NFL, but...

Ground Miller
- Nov 17, 2021
- 2 min
Flappr Fantasy Football Week Ten: Duck Billed Platitude Breaks 5-Game Losing Streak
Sometimes, Fantasy Football results mirror how things are going in the NFL. The last couple weeks have seen some lower level teams put...

Ground Miller
- Nov 9, 2021
- 2 min
Flappr Fantasy Football Week Nine: A New Fren In Town
Trying to run a Fantasy Football team is kind of like managing your kid’s tee ball team. You quickly realize that once the ball is in...

Ground Miller
- Nov 3, 2021
- 2 min
Flappr Fantasy Football Week Eight: A Shuffle Atop The Standings
Another week in the books, and there is another number one seed in the Flappr Fantasy Football League. To be fair, four teams are tied...

Ground Miller
- Oct 27, 2021
- 2 min
Flappr Fantasy Football Week Seven: JON Brooks Is The New Sherriff In Town
There’s a new number one team in the Flappr Fantasy Football League after Week 7. With 6 NFL teams on a bye week, there was a lot of...

Leslie Anne Wilkinson
- Oct 21, 2021
- 4 min
Decolonize Your Diet
My name is Leslie Anne Wilkinson and I am a White Womxn who goes by she/her pronouns. I wanted to get this out of the way first, since...

Ground Miller
- Oct 20, 2021
- 2 min
Flappr Fantasy Football Week Six: Bartleby's Barn Burner
Week 6 of the Flappr Fantasy Football League brought some real excitement to Monday Night. With the NFL beginning bye weeks, that means...

Judith Ducksworth
- Oct 19, 2021
- 4 min
"This Is Unfair" Says Liberal Wh*te Wom*n Fired to Promote Equity
My name is Judith Ducksworth (she/her). I have an art history degree from Vassar, I am an anti-racist. Yesterday, I was terminated from...

Ground Miller
- Oct 13, 2021
- 2 min
Flappr Fantasy Football Week FIVE: Perfect No Longer
Week 5 of the Flappr Fantasy Football League was a high scoring affair. Seven of the ten teams scored over 145 points for the week....

Ground Miller
- Oct 5, 2021
- 2 min
Flappr Fantasy Football Week Four: MISSING WHITE WOMAN SYNDROME
Week 4 of the Flappr Fantasy Football League is in the books, and boy did some of these teams suck this week - FOUR of them under 100...

PartymanRandy
- Oct 4, 2021
- 3 min
MILFs vs Pretty Aunts: The New Forever War
I can’t help but notice a lot of pro-MILF propaganda coming from Flappr lately. But as is typically the case with the fake news, you’re...

bartleby
- Oct 4, 2021
- 3 min
What if Sinema Had to Poo?
If you're a normal person and don't spend time online all day, you may have missed that crazy people followed Arizona Senator, Kyrsten...

bartleby
- Oct 1, 2021
- 2 min
Britney Finally Free . . . Of Clothes
The #FreeBritney movement, a collection of people online and in the media supporting Britney Spears' efforts to liberate herself from a...

bartleby
- Sep 30, 2021
- 2 min
Greg Steube Goes Balls Deep on Dems; GOP Wins Congressional Baseball Game
So I watched about 2.5 innings of last night's Congressional Baseball Game. It was kind of fun? Now, I know some of you see Republicans...

Ground Miller
- Sep 28, 2021
- 2 min
Flappr Fantasy Football Week Three: BIG Trouble In Little Italy
Week 3 of the Flappr Fantasy Football League has brought the dreaded injury bug into the conversation. Players getting hurt on game day...

bartleby
- Sep 27, 2021
- 3 min
Horny-Ass Gorilla Eats Box Lunch At Bronx Zoo
Flappr is a sex-positive blog, we don't kink shame here, but just look at this very bonk-worthy gorilla "Whispering to Venus" in front of...

bartleby
- Sep 24, 2021
- 4 min
Five Things That Grind My Gears
It's Friday and nobody else at the Flappr compound seems ready, willing or able to provide you with entertainment, so I am taking it upon...