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Chapter One: Nero was dead, to begin with. He had, in fact, been dead for some time. The constant grind of slaying thots and racking up...

The Best Race Last Night Was in New Jersey Last night, some cool stuff happened. Parents swept anti-CRT Republicans into control of...

It is a frightful scene, to log onto Twitter--or even to venture from one's home, to see the latest shrieking of the COVID Zombies...

This past weekend, former Leftist-in-Chief, Barack Obama, celebrated his 60th birthday. The event itself was criticized by the greater...

So late last week, this little nugget was dropped by Gavin Newsom - the bond-villain-looking, Governor of California: Astounding move...

Normally, Tom Cotton is one of the more enjoyable congressmen, but this is basically everything that frustrates writers like this one...

It's been a long time since the Goons did anything on Flappr. To be sure, Goon HQ is busy and lots of big things are always happening....

Spot the difference. Biden: Lesko: Diabeeeeeeeeetus: Oddly Creepy Globe Life Family: We elected the Dumbest Insurance Salesman in America...

In the interest of full disclosure, it should be noted that this columnist would never eat Domino’s anyway, as he is in a long running...

Most right leaning Nullifier Libertarians like yours truly have a complicated opinion on pornography. It’s clearly unhealthy for men,...

We’ve all seen the time magazine cover of Joe Biden by now. We’ve even seen some great parodies. Look how slack jawed and vacant he...

Despite growing up in the Chicagoland market, your dear columnist was never a Bears fan. During my formative years the Bears didn't...

The Oakland Athletics are going to look into relocating. Sports fans can confirm that this is something that's probably been coming for a...

Major League Baseball is apparently at least kicking around the idea of moving the All Star Game from Atlanta, because of the new Voter...

Oral Roberts Men's Basketball was almost in the Elite Eight of this year's NCAA Tournament. They're not though. They lost by two points...

I didn’t care about Colin Kaepernick’s protest when it started. Sure, it was tasteless (pig socks anyone?) and pointless (protests are...

There’s been a lot of talk about “defund this” or “defund that” over the past few weeks. Anarchists have pitched hissy fits demanding...

When Gateway Pundit can dunk on you, it's a bad day. Don't get me wrong. There were lots of places with way better reputations running...

So, Flappr prides itself as being a sex positive website. Whatever you fine folks are up to in the privacy of your own home, we're good. ...