
703Kyle
- May 12, 2021
- 3 min
Never Trump Muppets™ Continue to Muppet
There appears to be an identity crisis among some Never Trump Muppets™. In Trump’s absence and the Biden administration’s faceplant on...

703Kyle
- Mar 22, 2021
- 3 min
The Information Industrial Complex, Powered by Social Media
For years now I have said that too many people are on Twitter, and at the same time not enough people are on Twitter. The problem with...

703Kyle
- Feb 11, 2021
- 4 min
The Tyranny of the Hall Monitors
As prolific internet shit-stirrer, it’s hard for me to confess this but I had joined the school safety patrol program (aka “Patrols”) at...

703Kyle
- Jan 21, 2021
- 3 min
About Those Pardons
As we’re all slumping back in our chairs and resigning ourselves to an infinitely dumber version of another Obama term, it is worth...

703Kyle
- Dec 31, 2020
- 3 min
Flappr's 2020 Oh Yeah. . . We Should've Known Better Award
Remember all those times when your mom told you "hey, <insert your name here>, why did you trust <insert douchebag name here>, you know...