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There appears to be an identity crisis among some Never Trump Muppets™. In Trump’s absence and the Biden administration’s faceplant on...

For years now I have said that too many people are on Twitter, and at the same time not enough people are on Twitter. The problem with...

As prolific internet shit-stirrer, it’s hard for me to confess this but I had joined the school safety patrol program (aka “Patrols”) at...

As we’re all slumping back in our chairs and resigning ourselves to an infinitely dumber version of another Obama term, it is worth...

Remember all those times when your mom told you "hey, <insert your name here>, why did you trust <insert douchebag name here>, you know...